hisshissbitch: guys, jack genuinely just handed me his paint water instead of a glass of water...
santaclause: best part is
santaclause: he fucking drank it
hbic: no way
whereami: theres no way
wheresmyshoe: that's ,,,, not very davey of u, davey
hisshissbitch: i fucking didn't
butterscool :-): can confirm
hisshissbitch: crutchie, i swear
butterscool: he did drink the water
sonic: i leave for 5 minutes & u replace me as resident mess davey?! how dare u
hisshissbitch: i fuckin didn't, i swear. He gave me the water & i spat it in his face before i swallowed it
butterscool: can confirm
santclause: i think i have ptsd now
hisshissbitch: you can't get ptsd from that, jack
santaclause: yes u can
hisshissbitch: no, you can't
santaclause: that is incorrect
sonic: because according to the encyclopaedia dfhwuiegfw
brooklynboi: how did i know that was coming
sonic: bc yr my best friend & u love me?
Brooklynboi: definitely not that
Sonic: betrayal
Aliens: wrecked
Sonic: al stfu i'll scrap u
Aliens: like to see u try bitch :/
Sonic: i'd beat yr ass bitch!
Whereami: funny joke race !
A3theglue: haha twink ass bitch
Sonic: el i thought
Sonic: i thought we were friends
A3theglue: oops u made a mistake
Sonic: gasp
Aliens: wrecked
Wheresmyshoe: wooah el slay him
Sonic: i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked rn
Brooklynboi: race, ,, s top
Hisshissbitch: heyhey! Let's not be mean to race
Hisshissbitch: without me to help
Hisshissbitch: you, how you say, suck
Sonic: i- mom how could you
Sonic: hello 911 i'm calling to report child abuse
Butterscool: you can't,,, you can't do that
Sonic: says who
Brooklynboi: me bitch
Sonic: ohh scary :(
Hbic: y'all,,,,,,,,,,,, just
Hbic: don't appreciate the art that is
Hbic: vine.
Santaclause: i totally do
Aliens: when was the last time u watched a vine
Aliens: huh jack
Aliens: thought so lil bitch don't try to pretend yr one of us
Santaclause: i,,,,,,,,,,,
Sonic: hoe don't do it
Santaclause: don't do waht
Sonic: haha learn to spell loser :-)
Hbic: i feel like we're missing people?
Butterscool: yea we defs are
Hbic: uHHHH who tho
Hisshissbitch: if you add my sister, i will kill you. She will torture me about the paint water,,
Hbic: SARAH
Hisshissbitch: pls
Hbic added gothgf to look at all those chickens
Gothgf: ohmygod i love that vine
Sonic: i love her
Gothgf: ew
Sonic: i respect that
Gothgf: ...good
Gothgf: anyway what's crackalackin
Hisshissbitch: why
Whereami: davey! I've never met yr sister before!
Hisshissbitch:...yes.
Hisshissbitch: this is sarah
Gothgf: i can introduce myself bitch
Santaclause: wrecked
Aliens: goirls, we forgot finch!
A3theglue: & buttons, jojo, henry, mike, ike, sniper, blink, mush, les...
Brooklynboi: do that many people fit in a group chat
Sonic: use yr imagination
Brooklynboi: no imagination is for pussies
Sonic: guess yr a pussy then
Aliens: ANYWAY, i'll add em b4 intros :-)
aliens added buttonemup, jojojojojojojojojojojo, fuckualbo, thing 1, thing 1, wink, romancenovels & iloveplums to look at all those chickens
gothgf: ANYWAY as i was saying, i'm sarah (she/her!), the better Jacobs.
Hisshissbitch: hey
Iloveplums: H EY
Gothgf: it's the truth
Santaclause: maaa name's jackkk kellyy i'm a cowboy Yeehaw
Butterscool: when they hit u with the yeehaw but not with the haw yee
Santaclause: race took my phone wtf! I'm jack (he/him pls)
Sonic: yr welcome !
Sonic: i'm race(track) but u can call me whatever ;)
Hisshissbitch: please tell me you did not just hit on my sister
Sonic: i , , did not
Gothgf: u better have not bitch
Gothgf: also wtf kinda name is that
Sonic: this always happens stg,,, my name's antontio but that's no fun so ! race
Brooklynboi: spot
Gothgf: stripe?
Brooklynboi: no that's my name
Gothgf: no it's not
Brooklynboi: yes it is
Gothgf: no it's not
Brooklynboi: ya gotta be at least level 3 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
Gothgf: noted
Hbic: kath :')
Aliens: allllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Butterscool: things u've ever lived are
Santaclause: Leftttt behind
Hisshissbitch: stop i'll cry.. for people who are Not my sister, i'm david. He/ him, please.
Santaclause: dave why are u so,,,, formal
Hisshissbitch: i'm just being polite jack
Butterscool: hi sarah, i'm crutchie!
Gothgf: hiya!
A3theglue: i'm elmer ;-) buy my glue
Aliens: u don't sell glue
A3theglue: tf would u know
Aliens: a lot
A3theglue: fair
Gothgf: ;)
Aliens: no
A3theglue: no
Sonic: no
Brooklynboi: no
Aliens: what
A3theglue: what
Sonic: nothing what
Gothgf: also,, elmer,, is that,, a maze runner reference?
A3theglue: YES
Gothgf: YEET
Whereami: HELLo female, i am romeo
Wheresmyshoe: but yr gay
Whereami: stfu specs
Wheresmyshoe: i am Specs
Buttonemup: hi i'm buttons !
Jojojojojoojojooj: jojo ! she/her pls
Gothgf: i never,, could have guessed
Jojojojoojojojoojo: shush
Fuckualbo: henry :-)
Gothgf: can i,, question yr user
Aliens: no
Gothgf: fair enough
Thing 1: i'm mike
Thing 2: ike
Wink: 'm blink
Romancenovels: mush !
Iloveplums: why am i here
Gothgf: good,,, question
Brooklynboi: kick the child
Sonic: *kick*
Brooklynboi: ok cool
Hisshissbitch removed iloveplums from look at all those chickens
Hisshissbitch: go the fuck to sleep, it's literally 3am
