Disclaimer: I am not associated with J.R.R. Tolkien, or Bowling For Soup. This is just a spoof I made from Bowling For Soup's song, "Girl all the bad guys want. Hope you enjoy. I may add more songs at a later date. Thanks for any feedback
F.Y.I... There's a part in the song that says "Legali" which is not a word. Basically what I meant by that is the plural of Legolas to be Legali. Like how the plural of fungus is fungi. I"m not saying the plural of Legolas is Legali, but to me it makes sense =)

Elf All The Fangirls Want

Middle Earth, waiting around, in Mirkwood
To get a glimpse of the Elf out doing some good
He's with the Fellowship, out to destroy the ring
His bow and daggers is the only weapons he needs to bring
And when he talks, all the fangirls strain to hear him speak
'Cuz he's got that sweet Brit accent
And he uses his elven bow
To kill orcs and Urah-Kai
His long blonde hair and pointy ears
Given me a high
I see him in the movies,
He's such a cutie,
I'm starin at his booty
Thinkin' "ohhh, do me!"
As I drool incessantly
Over the Elf all the fangirls want
He's the elf all the fangirls want.
He likes the animals, nature, and trees
He'd like me more if he had me down on my knees
I'd give into him with one single touch
Is it healthy to obsess over a fictional character this much?
Cuz when he talks all the fangirls strain to hear him speak
Cuz he's got that sweet Brit accent.
And he uses his elven bow
To kill orcs and Urah-Kai
His long blonde hair and pointy ears
Given me a high
He's a Prince
It makes you wince
Cuz he's so fine
If only he were twins
Then there'd be a legali
I see him in the movies,
He's such a cutie,
I'm starin at his booty
Thinkin' "ohhh, do me!"
As I drool incessantly
Over the Elf all the fangirls want
He's the elf all the fangirls want.
There he goes again
Fully clothed
In The Fellowship
I watched Two Towers and I waited
....nothing...
Hopefully in Return of the King I get to see him half-naked
And he uses his elven bow
To kill orcs and Urah-Kai
His long blonde hair and pointy ears
Given me a high
And I am no actress
And I ain't got no fake plastic breasts
All I got's a tongue ring...tongue ring...tongue ring
I see him in the movies,
He's such a cutie,
I'm starin at his booty
Thinkin' "ohhh, do me!"
As I drool incessantly
Over the Elf all the fangirls want
He's the elf all the fangirls want.