Disclaimer: We do not own naruto… No matter how much our fangirlishness… Alter-egoness, wished we did. We really wish that we owned Kakashi or Itachi, or Sasuke though, so if you happen to own them, please send them by post to P.O. box, 6945 c/o Naruto fangirls anonymous.
K/N - Kathleen note
E/N - Elise note
Please note that we are two separate people, and not one psycho person,
(K/N: -cough-sasuke-cough-) and that the only things we own, are our own cracked out ideas.
(E/N: Plus our house etc. I mean, the crazy cat lady doesn't own my house.)
Everthing about Naruto that you didn't already know.
Chapter one
Vendors and Lights
One quite summer day, Naruto was walking down the street. The birds were chripping sweetly, the sound of children's laughter, (or Konohamaru choking on a baseball, which ever) filled the air.
Unfortunately, Naruto didn't notice any of this, the only sounds that he heard, was that of his poor, famished stomach. Yes, Naruto was indeed quite hungry. It was a rare occasion, he had money to spend! His last mission, to destroy the enchanted leoplurodon, was a complete success. As fate would have it, THE RAMEN SHOP WAS CLOSED! Tragedy had struck, they were closed to repair the air conditioning, which Naruto had accidentally rasegan'ed when he though that Mr. Game and Watch was lurking in the shadows and trying to steal his precious ramen.
It was walking meloncholaly 1) along, that Naruto spotted the street vender, with his, merchandise, for lack of a better word. 1-) Naruto had no idea what it was that the vendor was selling.
Walking over Naruto asked, "BELIEVE IT!1!!!one!" 2)
"Well aren't you just a spiky ball of fun?" said the vendor, who had green hair, freaky eyes, and twin blades on his wrists.
"Yea- wait! I am not a spike ball!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
Since this continued for a while, because they were both close to the age of ten, we shall skip to where something productive happens.
"Let's play red light, greeen light!" said the overly obnoxious green haired person.
"Yeah! Wait what?" replied the ninja in training.
"Uh, never mind, just take this avocado. Free of charge for first time customers!" After saying this, the green haired youth proceeded to skip away asking random people on the street if they had seen, or heard, of Tsukasa, leaving Naruto standing there, utterly baffled.
1) (K/N: Is that even a word?)
(E/N: Kathleen has word problems sometimes)
(K/N: Hey! I spell better than you can, and I type faster)
2) (E/N: DON'T HIT US! The English dub, "Believe it," bugs us too, that's why we make fun of it)
3) Whoohoo for batman references!
Thank you for reading! Please tune next time, same ninja fiction, same ninja author! 3)
