A/N: This is my first ever fan fiction chapter, don't forget to comment below. On a side note, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya belongs to Nagaru Tanigawa. I hope you all enjoy, this is the beginning of a long, but interesting series!

One thing is certain about this world, there are no aliens, espers, time travelers, and especially no random high school students with god-like powers that can alter the fabric of reality itself, and if they do exist, they must be doing a very good job of hiding themselves in this world we call home. Home, it is something that many of us seem to overlook, but enough about that, I am just a regular guy in college just trying to get by. My first year of college has just ended, and I look forward to summer vacation. One day, I was walking home from school after picking up the mail, mostly just junk mail, thinking to myself it is a really peaceful night. The wind starting picking up, so I hurried home, took my shoes off, and turned on the computer.

I was bored, so I decided to catch up on my manga reading online, mostly fairy fail and Rosario vampire, slowly, but surely, I began to get a little drowsy. Then I thought to myself, looking at the time, I really need to get to bed, so I went to my bedroom, turned the lights off, and went to bed. I could have sworn I heard a strange hum all around me, and then all of a sudden, it got really quite. I wake up, and I bump my head, realizing I am underneath a classroom desk. As soon as started looking around, it became very apparent to me that I was inside a Japanese classroom. This is probably a weird dream I am having where I am in some random slice of life. I walked around the building, seeing if anyone was around, which luckily no one appeared to be, then I noticed a familiar logo on a club room door in the hallway. I couldn't read the Japanese, but I knew without a doubt that it probably said "SOS Brigade." I opened the door, and just as I thought, it was the SOS Brigade clubroom. The bookstand was there, the random outfits Mikuru wears were there like the pink nurse uniform, the four laptops and the high-end computer was there, hell, the game disc of The Day of Sagittarius III was on the table ready to play.

As soon as closed the door behind me, I heard footsteps down the hall, and I began to get a little nervous, thinking, No one else is here, who could it be? The door opened behind me, I turned around slowly, and there she is, Yuki Nagato. You began to speak, but considering I knew very little Japanese, I could not make out a single thing she said to me, so I replied, "Eh to, I don't speak Japanese." She responded with, "Based on your response, I deduct that not only do you not have sufficient knowledge of Japanese to handle basic communication with me, but you are most fluent in English, and based on initial data cross-referencing with the humanoid interface, there is 89.5% chance you are American. Is this correct?" At first, I was a little overwhelmed by the fact Nagato was speaking to me in English while Michelle Ruff's voice, but considering this is Nagato, I should not be really surprised. "Yes, I am American, and I should probably go, this dream is just getting a little to ridiculous." She responded with, "What parameters led you to think that the space that you are currently existing in is a figment of a dream space?" I said, "This world is not real, it is nothing more than a personification of my adoration for this fictional world from its source material?" "Are you implying that this world does not exist?" "Yes."

Seeming perplexed, Nagato responded with " If this world is not real, are you implying that not only do you acknowledge of this world's existence, which contradicts your theory on this world's plain of existence?" "Uh, I should clarify. The reason this world is not real is because it only exists as a manga/anime series back home." Nagato immediately grabbed my face as if observing a blemish on face, declaring, "Just as I thought, if my calculations are correct based on previous experience with crossing dimensional plains, closed space, and 'alternate' universes, then not only does your personal dimensional data not correlate on this plane of dimensional space, then I must conclude that you must originate from another source beyond this plain as existence you call 'universe'." Wait a minute, is she serious, either this dream is really out of hand, or somehow, I just jumped into another universe! Damn! "Nagato, if this is really not a dream, just….how I get back home?" "I can not reply to such a request without extensive research, and even then, chances are that in my current state, there is a .0000001% chance of success assuming I can replicate the transportation process that brought you here and generate energy greater than that of a black hole emerging from an exploding star." Realizing that she was telling the truth when even I did not know how I ended up here, I could not help but feel a sense of dread as I just spent the last ten minutes talking to Nagato and feeling joy from the nostalgia of being in the SOS brigade club room, only to find out I might never….go…home…..

Nagato proceeded to pull a pill out of her pocket, and bowing as though it was a gift. "Do you want to take this pill?" She nodded. "This pill contains nanomachines that will permanently enable you to comprehend any language imaginable, and enables basic sight abilities for you to see any abnormalities to avoid danger. By the way, what is your name?" "Alberto, Alberto Hernandez." Just as I told her my name and swallowed the pill, the door opened again, and this time, and even more 'infamous' voice could be heard. "Hey Nagato, guess what I found at the women's boutique downtown! I saw this deluxe white bunny girl outfit that was SO adorable! You can so team up with Mikuru to be the SOS brigade's first ever magical bunny girl duo! It would be amazing if you transformed and your hair turned blue and had red eyes…!" Ha….Haruhi…holy shit…..its freaking Haruhi Suzumiya! "Nagato, get away from that perverted vagrant who has the audacity to invade our sacred war room! Take this, you titanic beast of a man!" In just a split second, I went from standing upright to writhing in pain as Haruhi instantaneously kicked me in the crotch without remorse. "Mrs. Suzumiya, he is not a vagrant, in fact, I have considerable reason to believe that he can a great asset to our brigade." Surprised, Haruhi replied, "Well, well, are you an alien, an esper, or maybe a time-traveler Mr. Vagrant?" "My name is not Mr. Vagrant! I am just a guy from another universe dammit!"

"And what of it? How does that make you interesting?" I proceeded to explain my current predicament, how I was from another universe, and how I knew about the SOS brigade. Haruhi exponentially became more intrigued in my story, Nagato began to do calculations on her laptop, Koizumi smiled and nodded which was kind of creepy, mikuru blushed in embarrassment as though I told a dirty secret, and Kyon bore a look on his face as though he was saying with his face , "I know what you are going through man." Of course he would react like that, he spent time in another universe where Nagato was the one with god-like powers and was human. Kyon was the first to respond after I finished my tale, "so, what should we do now?" Thinking about the most practical idea, I said that "we should probably investigate where I entered this universe, it might provide clues with how I got here if we figure out the point of origin." Nagato looked up as though I just said the magic words, "we should investigate immediately." Koizumi responded with, "I agree, lets head over to the classroom and check it out." "Hey, just a minute, I am the president of this fine brigade, no one moves unless I say so!" "Haruhi, you do realize that they just left by the time you started ranting about your chain of command." "Shove it Kyon. Lets follow them, and give the ultimate penalty for an act of treason to their superior officer."

As I entered into the classroom from a little while ago, I began to notice that things seemed to be different about the classroom, I started to see strange waves of energy about the classroom. Could this be the nanomachines kicking in, giving me the ability to see what could not normally be seen? This is awesome! I took one more step towards the desk I woke up from, and a bright aura of light surrounded, and I realized, it was happening again. I was going to be teleported. To where. To when. Will I even survive the trek to where no man has gone before?

One thing is certain, this is just the beginning of a crazy journey for me…..