Ever wondered what happened after that purple comet came by? Did you ever worry because there hasn't been a new episode for four months? Do you worry that the whole series might just be…not good anymore?

Well, worry no more, because I, the narrator, (or you can call me Narry, whichever is fine for you) will continue this series with what happened after the coming of this comet. This is what I call "The Legend of Achor" or "The Achor Saga." With this story, I will make the whole series better.

"Better?" you may ask, "Adventure Time isn't good anymore! Now you're going to make it better? How?" Well, I will use what I call the "Narry method." I pull audiences in with a story-bounding yank; let them get to know the events, places, people, and plot. I will continue the story with pride and detail.

Anyway, this isn't your average story you see on the bookshelves, no! This is a story about many things. This is a story about overthrowing, birth, love, confession, rejection, proposals, growing up, marriage, mothers, fathers, angels, the 15th tier, parenthood, myths, legends, marvels, adventure, death, resurrection, and memories. This is a story about…the Legend of Achor.

(NOTE: This actually may not be true. Maybe, something else will happen. However, that doesn't stop me from telling this story. Let's just say that after the Catalyst Comet came, the energy caused a universal imbalance and the one dimension split into two dimensions. Dimension #1 is what is actually going on. Dimension #2 is the story I'm about to tell you. So, here we go!)

We begin with a story about a criminal, the King of Ooo. That poor sap. Doing nothing but embarrassing himself and causing trouble. Why the King of Ooo? Well, I have to tell you this so you wouldn't get too confused. I'll go through the details of what happened to him after the coming of the Catalyst Comet. In fact, I'll tell you what happened before the coming of the Catalyst Comet!

Back then; the King of Ooo was a troublemaker. He was a criminal all throughout the Candy Kingdom, and he calls himself a king, but he really isn't! That is, until he became the princess of the Candy Kingdom. It's not exactly a king, but close enough! Why did he become princess? Well, I'll tell you why.

One night, the King had a dream. This wasn't an ordinary dream. It was the dream that would change everything.

He was standing in a blank space, which was all fogged up and filthy, when he saw Bufo, Forest Wizard, and Laser Wizard in the distance, with a cauldron. They were putting rancid stuff in the cauldron, dancing, and chanting:

"In this field of psychology,

We three wizards have a prophecy,

When we wizards speak thy name,

This here prophecy will be inflamed.

Cauldron, cauldron, our musketeer,

The foggy air be filthy and queer,

Cauldron, cauldron, our puppeteer,

Keep on bubbling 'till we be endears!"

The King of Ooo knew that they were on to something. He knew, oh how he knew, that prophecy had to belong to somebody. So, he went toward the three wizards and said, "Who's there? What is this mess?"

Then, the wizards bowed down to the hapless king. "Hail the mortal, for he is king of Ooo!" said Bufo. "Hail the mortal, for he is princess of the Candy Kingdom!" said Forest Wizard. "Hail the mortal, for he shall be immortal and shall inherit the land!" said Laser Wizard.

The King of Ooo was confused. "Yes, I see that I am the King of Ooo, but how am I princess of the Candy Kingdom? It belongs to Bonnibel, and I can't live forever; my life is limited."

"Oh, no need for confusion, immortal!" said Bufo. "By the time you wake up, you'll be unaware of this event!" said Forest Wizard. "Wake up, soon-to-be-immortal!" said Laser Wizard. Then, in unison, the three wizards waved their arms around the King of Ooo and chanted; "Wake up, get up, wake up," and suddenly, the king woke up.

The wizards said that the king would be unaware of the event, but not him! He had been thinking about it all morning long. It just couldn't get out! In fact, he was so intrigued that he had to tell his attorney, Toronto.

"Toronto, ho!" he exclaimed. "I'm right here," said Toronto, "no need to shout!" "Yes, but I need to tell you something!" said the King of Ooo.

"You see, there were these three wizards out in the distance, yes, they were chanting around a normal cauldron. I went up to them, and they said that not only was I the king of Ooo, but that I was princess of the Candy Kingdom! They also said that I would be an immortal being! Then, they said I would be unaware of this, but I wasn't! I just had to tell you."

After that Toronto stood there in silence. "That would be awesome!" he shouted. "Think of all the fame we get! We get precious money! Mooooooney!"

The hopeless king turned his head away from Toronto. "But, it's rude to just overthrow Bonnibel. I think I should wait." Toronto grew in an angry mood. "Oh my Glob! What is up with you today? You hate P.B. You hate her people. You hate the kingdom! Do it! Just do it! Why?"

"I have no idea," said the king. "I'm feeling…emotional today." Then, he began sobbing. Yes, the one true criminal of the Candy Kingdom is bawling about the kingdom that got upset over him! How ironic to see such a disgrace to that place cry over it. It's just kind of…sad.

But Toronto wasn't. "You're not a crybaby! I want you to do it! Just do it!" The crying king said, "I wouldn't overthrow Bonnibel if she was the last princess in Ooo." "Wha…that's just ridiculous! You're a criminal! You hate P.B.! Just listen to me…" then, he began sobbing himself. "For once."

The King of Ooo thought about it for a moment. He didn't want to overthrow Princess Bubblegum, but think about how much fame and fortune he would get! The only major thing he would have to do is make all the candy people love him. Then, he had an idea. A horrible one.

He decided that in the night, he would travel to the kingdom and inject brainwashing liquid into the poor civilians, and then he would take part in a barely yet fully legal election, (Hint: It wasn't.) and voilà! Fame and fortune! Then, he'd just wait, and he would be an immortal being!

He tapped Toronto on his shoulder and said, "Toronto, I'm doing it." Toronto was still crying. "Just…do…it…" The king replied, "Uh, Toronto, I'm doing it." Suddenly, Toronto's tears of sadness became tears of joy. "Yahoo! So, what's the plan?" The King of Ooo told him the plan. "That's great and all," Toronto replied, "but where in Ooo can we get brainwashing liquid?"

After a few minutes, they decided to visit Choose Goose. He had it, and the criminals had to do goody-two-shoes work to get it. The king and Toronto thought it was disgusting. Next, they got a lot of syringes. Where? I have no idea! Even as the narrator, I still get confused sometimes!

And then finally, in the night, the other plan came into action. They traveled to the Candy Kingdom, and with the help of Orgalorg, (Remember him?) one by one and they injected the disastrous brainwashing liquid into the poor candy civilians. They got everybody. (Except Peppermint Butler) They got citizens such as Chocoberry, Cinnamon Bun, Mr. Cupcake, and even Dr. Ice Cream and Nurse Pound Cake.

The next day was a disaster for Princess Bubblegum. The illegal election took place, the King of Ooo won, leaving P.B. to question why her citizens didn't want her anymore. She was bewildered! Confused! Angry! Sad! Any emotion but a positive one! Pretty soon, she ran out of negative emotions, and she decided to just wing it.

Then, the comet came. This brought panic and anxiety into the Candy Kingdom. If you've seen the episodes "Hot Diggity Doom" and "The Comet", you'll know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, I suggest watching them so you don't get confused.

After that, the Candy Kingdom returned to normal. Everything except the King of Ooo. He was watching everybody walk by, and then, Toronto entered and said, "Well done, my man! It was successful! So, you want to go to a movie or something?"

Then, the king slowly turned his head at Toronto with an angry expression. He then got up from his chair and suddenly shouted, "That's it! The Catalyst Comet came and now there's nothing else to do! You're fired! Everybody's fired! Fire everybody! I don't need you anymore! Just go! Now!" Toronto exited the kingdom with anger and haste.

"Great. I just fired my attorney. What can I do now?" He thought for a very, very, very long time. "Hmm…I got it!"

That evening, he invited everybody in the kingdom to a feast. The dinner was homemade meat (What meat? How should I know?) with French-fried potatoes and gravy. Before they started however, the king said an evening prayer.

"Glob, we ask you to bless this food, for this is the food of a soon-to-be immortal, for the three mysterious wizards said so. Amen."

Everyone was so hungry that some of the candy people wolfed down the food in less than sixty seconds.

There was this empty seat that was next to the King of Ooo. Nobody sat there, until the king got some potatoes onto his plate. A person sat down there; nobody could see it except the king because only cruel spirits saw the person. In fact, it wasn't even a person, or a god or deity. (What, did you think that Glob would be there?) And this wasn't any non-person, non-god, and non-deity being.

This was the ghost of Toronto.

This was the ghost of the attorney that the King of Ooo fired just earlier that afternoon. Then, I don't know, he stood there in the cold, wet rain, caught pneumonia, and died in three minutes and seven seconds; a new world record.

When the king saw the ghost, he was furious. He tipped over his plate, spilling the potatoes everywhere, getting caught in the gravy, making one repugnant, unappetizing snack.

"Oh, tyranny! Oh, for Glob's sake, be gone!" the King of Ooo shouted at the ghost with sole-less eyes, "by the power of the life, the universe, and everything in Ooo, be gone! Glob forbids ghosts at fancy-pants dinners! Just go! Now!" Then, the ghost disappeared.

"Uh, excuse me, Mr. King of Ooo?" questioned Flame Princess, (She was invited by Cinnamon bun to come to the feast) "we didn't see anything. You must've been hallucinating or something."

The king realized what he had done. "Please excuse me," he said, "I…was hallucinating. Carry on!" And with that, the feast carried on and eventually, it ended, and the King of Ooo went to bed. He had a stressful day.

That night, he had another dream. It was filthy and foggy, like last time. He was standing with the wizards at the cauldron, when the king questioned something.

"Tell me more about being immortal and all," he said, "that way I'll know all the full details." "Oh, we will tell you more," explained Bufo, "but we have to do our chant first!" "I will let you chant, but hurry. I have to wake up soon." The hopeless king replied. And then, the three wizards did their chant.

"The soon-to-be-immortal king had asked,

'What more is there to this task?'

Well, immortal, we will tell you,

But first, let's chant, bold and blue!

Cauldron, cauldron, our musketeer,

We must ask this immortal peer,

Cauldron, cauldron, our puppeteer,

Let the apparitions come to make him endear!"

Suddenly, an apparition rose up. It was a masked man with blood all over the mask. "King of Ooo! King of Ooo! King of Ooo!" The king replied, "I'm listening." The apparition said, "Beware Finn the human, for he will make sure that you're disenfranchised!"

The King of Ooo said, "Hmm, I shouldn't worry a bit! He's just a small fry! He can't do anything." "Here comes another," said Forest Wizard.

The apparition went back into the cauldron and another one rose. It was a sole-less monster, with shiny gold teeth. "King of Ooo! King of Ooo! King of Ooo!" The king replied, "I'm all ears." The apparition said, "Be bold, brave and resolute! You shouldn't be perished until the kingdom of mounts moves towards the kingdom of sweetness."

The King of Ooo said, "Humph! That's impossible! There's no way some mountains can move! It's improper physics, or so I think." "Here comes the last one," said Laser Wizard.

The second apparition went back into the bubbly water and rose up the last one. It was a child king, with a bloody sword in his hand. "King of Ooo! King of Ooo! King of Ooo!" The king replied, "There isn't a single word that I cannot hear." The apparition said, "You can't be stopped from being immortal unless you fall under control of a person who has been raised by runt dogs."

The final apparition went back into the bubbles below. "I shouldn't worry a bit!" shouted the King of Ooo, "None of those will harm me! Immortality, here I come!"

"You'll wake up and be unaware of this event!" said Forest Wizard. "Wake up, immortal!" said Laser Wizard. Then, in unison, the three wizards waved their arms around the King of Ooo and chanted; "Wake up, get up, wake up," and suddenly, the king woke up.

Like the time before, the king was aware. But he dismissed it, and was excited for his immortal and never-ending life. But meanwhile, four people were plotting at a cottage nearby the Candy Kingdom. Their names were Finn the human, Jake the dog, Bonnibel Bubblegum, and Peppermint Butler.

You haven't forgot about Finn and Jake, haven't you? Of course you wouldn't! Who would forget the two main characters of the most out-there show on Earth? A person with short or long-term memory loss, that's who. (By the way, Finn, P.B., and Peppermint Butler were mentioned earlier, so you wouldn't forget about them! Maybe Jake, though.)

Anyway, they were plotting a way to overthrow the King of Ooo. Here's what happened.

"Let's do something that will knock his socks off!" said Finn. "Yeah," replied Jake, "let's appear that we're doing something unbelievable! But what?" "We could use that super-spicy potion that P.B. made when she was 13!" said Finn. "I threw that out when you weren't looking," said P.B. "I don't know about this, guys." "I have an idea," said Peppermint Butler. He took them outside and pointed towards the Mountain Kingdom.

"How about we make a giant, wooden picture with some mountains on it, then put it on a cart and move it towards the kingdom, so that it'll appear that the Mountain Kingdom is moving!" he explained to them.

They looked at each other for a moment. Then, Finn shouted, "Oh my Glob, you are a genius! That's a perfect way to knock his socks off!" After that, our protagonists got to work. They worked all day and all night long and after about 36 hours, the fake Mountain Kingdom was complete.

"We have to push it slowly! Slowly!" said P.B. So they did. It wasn't that hard. The wooden picture and the cart combined were pretty heavy, so it was easy. They pushed it slowly...for miles and miles and miles…for minutes, for hours, for days, until they made it. What happened during that period?

One day, the King of Ooo was spying everything on the observation tower. Then, he spotted something…peculiar.

The Mountain Kingdom was headed straight for him, just like the second apparition said in his dream.

He was confused and bewildered. "Oh my Glob," he shouted, "I don't believe it! The Mountain Kingdom is headed straight for us! It's just like the second apparition said! Toronto, get my podium, so I can spread the word to the candy people!"

But when he called his name, Toronto didn't come.

He realized something, and he said, "Oh, I remember now. I fired Toronto, and now he's dead. Well, then. It looks like I have to get the podium myself!"

After that, he went down the observation tower and into the depths of the candy castle. Then, he found a podium with the words "Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum" on it. He scratched the words out and replaced them with "Princess King of Ooo," then, he took the podium outside the gates and called everybody to come to a meeting outside the gate.

"Attention, my fellow people," he spoke through the microphone, "the Mountain Kingdom is headed straight for us! It's going to crash into this kingdom and we'll all be dead! Everybody evacuate!"

Everybody panicked. Mountains couldn't move! They were as frightened now as when the Catalyst Comet came. But then, another voice was heard through a microphone. "King of Ooo, this one is for you!"

Everybody turned to where the sound was coming from. That voice belonged to Finn. Jake was standing with him. P.B. and Peppermint Butler stood to the side. All the candy people booed.

"You see, king, this isn't really the Mountain Kingdom! We just made pictures of mountains and pushed it towards the Candy Kingdom! It was an attempt to blow your socks off!" shouted Finn. Jake followed up, "Give us the crown, criminal! Your time is up."

The King of Ooo spoke through his microphone, "Never! I'm just one step away from being an immortal!" Finn was surprised, and then said, "Really? Who said that?"

The hopeless king went into a speech. "It's a long story, but you see, these three wizards told me that I should become princess of the Candy Kingdom and be immortal. Next, these three apparitions told me three more things: one of those was to beware you and that you will end me, but how could I? I have no fear in you! Also, I was told that the Mountain Kingdom would move towards the Candy Kingdom, which did happen! What a coincidence! I forgot the last one, though."

Jake spoke his part of the speech. "King, let me tell you a little lesson. When those wizards and apparitions told you those things, they were telling you prophecies. Supposedly, a prophecy is the foretelling or prediction of what is to come. So, you became the princess of the Candy Kingdom. The Mountain Kingdom moved towards the Candy Kingdom, metaphorically, of course, and what about the future? You will become immortal. Finn will end you. Sometimes, the information you receive is false, like that immortal prophecy. Nobody was immortal! Nobody is immortal! And nobody ever will be immortal! Well, except maybe, Marceline, or something? Anyway, think about it."

The king thought for a moment. Was the immortal prophecy false? Was the "Beware Finn" one true? Then, his evil side took over. "That's a bunch of baloney," he said, "let's settle this once and for all with a duel!" "Challenge accepted." Finn said.

Then, Finn and the King of Ooo took out their swords, leaped up, and started fighting. Finn had the Finn Sword. This beast makes all of Finn's…ahem…stats double. As for the King of Ooo, he had a golden sword. It wasn't powerful; it's the golden sword you see in Minecraft. Although it may not be the best sword, the king thought, it's acceptable.

While they were slashing away and parrying, Finn stated, "Get a life! You'll never amount to anything." "What…the…well…erm…oh yeah?" the king said. He couldn't think of a better comeback.

As the king was fighting, he looked back at Jake, then at Finn, and then over and over again, he continued looking at the brothers. Then, he remembered something.

"I got it!" the king shouted, "the third prophecy the apparitions told me was…'You can't be stopped from being immortal unless you fall under control of a person who has been raised by runt dogs.' Yeah, that's the one!"

"Oh yeah?" said Finn. "Yep, I'm sure of it!" the king shouted with glee.

"Well, sorry to break it to you, but…" he took a pause, "…I was raised by runt dogs!" Then, suddenly, Finn's Finn Sword broke the King of Ooo's golden sword into little fragments. Then, he tried to get away, but Jake morphed into a cage shape and he caught the king. "Never pick on our parents! They're awesome!" Jake said.

P.B. and Peppermint Butler went up to the caged king and after a few seconds, P.B. said, "You're toast."

After that, our four protagonists managed to find brainwashing liquid in every candy people, so P.B. sucked out every last bit of the juice out of everybody. The King of Ooo was sentenced to forever in the candy dungeon. While the king was arrested, P.B. took the time to upgrade her dungeon into a maximum-security dungeon. Once you get in, there's no way out. That is…until your time is up. (But the king got locked up forever, so…) The King of Ooo eventually died in the dungeon due to hunger, thirst, and dehydration. He was never heard from again.

After a while, P.B. took the crown from him and a coronation ceremony occurred. Everybody was there with flags with the bubblegum princess' face on it. During the ceremony, P.B. made a speech.

"I'd like to thank Finn the human boy, for he fought the duel and won. I'd like to thank Jake the dog, for he taught us a little something about prophecies. I'd like to thank Peppermint Butler, for he gave us the idea that changed everybody. Finally, I'd like to thank all of you and myself, for you are my precious people, and I am a true princess, not a criminal. Rejoice!" Everybody clapped and cheered.

So yeah, almost all of the king's prophecies came true. Becoming the princess of the Candy Kingdom came true. The fact that Finn will end him was true. The Mountain Kingdom moved towards the Candy Kingdom. (Metaphorically, of course) A person who was raised by runt dogs ended him.

All but one prophecy came true: that he would become immortal.

Normally, that prophecy would've come true, but another prophecy got in the way. "You can't be stopped from being immortal unless you fall under control of a person who has been raised by runt dogs." Yep, if he hadn't been under control of a person who was raised by runt dogs, he would've become immortal. But he was, so he didn't.

I bet you're wondering, "Is this the end already?" Let me tell you: no, it's not. In fact, it's just getting started.