One beautiful bright day, Gilbert was bored.

It wasn't like him to be bored; he just didn't have ANYTHING to do. He wasn't in the mood to piss off the aristocrat and his ex-wife, who had the habit to knock him out with a frying pan. He didn't feel like going out and hanging out with the Francis and Antonio. He didn't feel like spying on the Italian twins and especially did not want to piss off his little bruder, Ludwig.

Yep. Gilbert was bored.

He decided to go blog and randomly search for awesome online games. There was nothing better to do and he was alone in his house. But hey, being alone is too much fun, right? Says the awesome him.

After updating his blog about being bored and how Gilbird was so cute, he decided to look for cute chick games. Gilbird, his cute feathered friend was always right beside him. He often turned to look at him and see the bird sleeping soundly in his nest. It made Gilbert smile and pet him.

He went on this random website where awesome games could be played. Nothing caught his interest until he found a game called "Can Your Pet". Not only did the title catch his eye; it was the title screen that had a cute yellow chick. It looked like Gilbird a little.

"Kesesesese~ This is an awesome game! It has Gilbird on the cover and I'm going to play it," he chuckled and clicked play. When the name your pet came up, he inserted 'Gilbird' and got to playing.

The game made him awwwww a lot, he got to take care of his bird. He dressed Gilbird up in a mustache and punk tee-shirt and a rocking hair style. After adding other awesome things, he began to play with the online bird.

"Kesesese~ Don't worry Gilbird! I'll feed you and take care of you~" he said, while the real Gilbird looked on in confusion.

When the soccer ball icon came up, Gilbert clicked it and played soccer with Gilbird. "Alright!" he yelled and threw the ball at the bird, who was not hurt. Surprisingly it was laughing. It was odd but it made Gilbert happy.

Suddenly the bike looking icon came up. This made Gilbert gasp with excitement; him and his little birdy can go biking. "AWESOME!" he thought and then clicked it.

Gilbird fell from the floor and the screen turned black. It confused the Prussian and made him think 'huh?' He watched as the bike was flipped upside down and turned into meat razors.

And his beloved pet Gilbird was put in there and cut to pieces.

Gilberts eyes widened in horror as the bird was chopped up and the meat pieces flew down the screen, the credits starting to roll. He remained silent as the the credits song played in the background and the meat pieces were thrown into a can. The title came up again, "Can Your Pet." He now finally understood.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO." He screamed and ran over to the real Gilbird who was surprisingly looking down. He grabbed his pet bird and flopped onto his bed, petting and cooing it. Gilbird was confused before realizing what he just played on the screen. The bird looked back at its master, who was crying.

"It's ok Gilbird. Your safe with the awesome me. No one will get you and put you in a can. Don't worry." Gilbert murmured over and over again. Gilbird stared and chirped, flying to his masters head. He kept chirping as if to comfort him and Gilbert did. His little bird was awesome.

YAY I DID IT :D

Lol I was planning to write this one day. I was watching Pewdiepie and I wondered what would happen if Gilbert played "Can Your Pet" This was born.

Yeah im so evil. That game gives me the creeps though D':

I don't own hetalia and I never will. It belongs to Hima-kun. I also do not own "Can Your Pet" Just god…no….

Lol well back to being dead. Bi~

~Emi