Chiyuki is here!!!! Okay so I decided to make a how to piss off Zelman clock off. Someone must've wrote this before me but I was inspired so here goes!! Suggest any more funny ways to piss him off if you want to it'll be fine!!
MULTIPLE WAYS TO ANNOY ZELMAN CLOCK !!
Hide his pack of cigarettes
While his away, cut his cigarette butts to pieces
Drink all his soda and blame Jirou
Tell him that Jirou loves him
Tell him his as ugly as a kowloon child's face
Tell him his dick is smaller than Jirou's (I'd probably run if I were you)
Give him a love letter saying it's for himself
Tell him his eyes are so pretty that he looks like a girl
Suggest that he should have a sex change cause it fits him better
Tell his staff Zelman's giving them the day off
change his soda into plain water
Stalk him in his own house
take pictures of him flirting with girls and upload it in the internet.
Steal every bitch he has and suck their blood out (that's disgusting)
Tell Sayuka his proposing to her
Tell him he accidentally impregnated Mimiko last night.
Black mail him using no.16 and tell him to buy baby stuff by himself in the oh-so-public mall where everyone knows him hahahaha public discrimination!!!
AND WE'RE DONE!!! SUGGEST MORE!!!! REVIEW ME FOR MORE MISCHIEF!!
