Hey Everyone, I'm back! Had this for a while but just haven't posted it. So everyone, Suzette's Blues, here it is. A New Journey.

Hi there! I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm 17 years old and I am, just recently, a self-proclaimed idiot.

Want to know why I'm a self-proclaimed idiot? Well, a couple of years ago I accidentally promised a priestess I'd get her pregnant and father the next generation of priestesses. So about 6 months ago, when I sort of lied to Baa-chan and said I was going to visit Gaara, I went and visited her to keep my promise. Needless to say, she's pregnant…with twins.

Twins!!

One girl and one boy. At first I was ecstatic, I was going to be a father to two little cuties, until Shion reminded me of exactly what happens to boys where she lives. He couldn't be a priestess (or priest rather), her powers were for women only. My son will be raised as one of Shion's guards. Like all her other guards who knew nothing better than to sacrifice their lives for the priestess. Really, I don't want that for my son.

So, instead, I'm going to tell Tsunade and everyone else the truth, after all, only the three Sand siblings knew where I really went. Sakura's gonna thrash me. And Baa-chan…I don't even want to think about her reaction to the fact that I impregnated an ex-client.

Baa-chan's already told our group that she doesn't want us having children until we're 18, something about being able to support them, so I don't think she'll let me bring the boy here like I want.

But everyone knows Baa-chan loves me most right? Maybe she'll let me off with just a beating or 10. Though I did speak with Gaara, just in case.

*Flashback*

"So you're really gonna be a father?"

"Yep! Twins according to the ultrasound."

"Nice Uzumaki, but what now? Tell Hokage?"

"I really, really don't want to, but yes, if I want the boy to come with me then I have to."

"He should, after all, what's done is done, why punish the child for its parent's mistake. And you should raise at least one of them."

"True, but I kind of have a favor to ask."

"Go on…"

"Tsunade Baa-chan might not let me bring him to Leaf coz of her stupid over 18 only rule. So…if she says no…will you let me bring him to Suna?"

"Assist in raising your son in my village? Idiot, of course. Just post me earplugs before I tell Temari."

"Heh heh will try. Thanks Gaara."

"No problem."

*End Flashback*

So now I'm about to enter the dragon's lair (Baa-chan's office) and tell not only her but, well, everyone! Gai's team (I can hear him and Lee celebrating my youth already), Asuma's team (Too troublesome for them to do much), Kurenai's team (And a really sore back from Kiba), Yamato, Sai (WON'T BE ABLE TO CALL ME DICKLESS ANYMORE! WOOT!!!), Kakashi (who will probably congratulate me), Iruka-sensei (will really tell me off) and Sakura who really will kill me if Baa-chan doesn't. Oh, and did I mention Sasuke too? With the damn Uchiha smirk?

Kill me now anyone?

So anyway, please review. If you like where its going I'll post more!!