Why is she just sitting there? She always just sits there and tells me these stories, that I just have to say "Wow." or "O k." too because I have no clue what it would feel like to be the person who experienced these stories. Since I moved, I feel like I'm being pushed to start a new existence here. She always says "you are who you are.' but the funny thing about that is, am I suppose to know who I am, like, right now, at this very moment in time because if someone where to ask me that question, "Who are you?" I think I may just cock my head slightly and say "What?". Maybe she knows more than I do about that feeling, because she's been there and back....back...oh right back to my original question, I need help over here...so why is she just sitting there?

"Ashley, hello I thought you came here for a reason."

"Yeah, I did, Mmmm this just feels so soft and warm I don't whether to take off my shoes or take off my bra first to relax."

Well, that definitely caught my attention.

"Hold on...."

"Come on!"

"Ohhh you are right, I feel like my body is sinking, in a good way, all the way down to my toes."

"This is....nice."

"Yeah this is....very nice."

Now just lean in and....

"Ladies."

"Huh?"

"Excuse me Ladies, are going to take this mattress, because if not I'm going to need you to proceed to another one, I have other customers waiting."

Argh, you stupid little abrupt, short, name tag wearing "Hi my name is Ricky" and I work at Snooze Barn, moment wrecking, short...did I say short? Little man!

"Uh yeah...we want it."

"Ok then you can take this little paper up to the register have the sales clerk sign it and than pay, that will take care of your shipping arrangements as well." Ricky said handing Ashley the paper.

"Actually it's for me." Spencer stated.

"No need for all that...." Ashley sat up and pulled her bare credit card out of her tight fitted jeans.

"Ash...."

"Why don't you just take this...do all that paper signing stuff, charge THIS card...and then bring us back the results, don't worry...I highly doubt we will have moved from this exact spot." With that she sank back down next to her best friend and sighed. Ricky grumbled and made his way to the nearest register. Spencer rolled over onto her stomach and threw Ashley a shock but laughable look.

"What? It does say right there on that big sign hanging above us "You Are In A Customer Service Zone" and I don't know about you Spence, but I wanna be serviced to the fullest extent.

You know it's times like these when I thank god I am a girl, because if I wasn't, well, let's just say I would NOT be able to roll over right now.