Hello lovelies! This is my first attempt at a Smosh fic so I hope you'll enjoy it. The thought came to me the other night while I was laying in bed. So I hope it goes well.
Also if you're also a Cryaotic fan, you should check out that story.
Don't forget to leave some love! Comment if you enjoy and I'll see you again with the next chapter, byeee!
Chapter 1
Best Friends
I walked into the house that I shared with my best friend to find him and my other best friend sitting on our living room floor with boxes piled between them along with totes labeled US Postal Service filled with letters and other packages. I totally forgot what day it was and realized quite quickly what I had walked in on. I sat my keys down on the kitchen counter quickly and tried to sneak away unnoticed, but of course was busted by super sonic ears himself.
"Lexy!" Anthony yelled from behind me.
"Shit." I said under my breath, "Hey Anthony."
"Lexy, you should come see some of the stuff people have sent us." Ian said.
This is the main reason I tried to stay away from the house on this day. They always tried to include me. Unlike them though, I didn't much like being on camera, but what can you expect when your best friends with the Smosh duo. Plus considering I live with Ian, he's always trying to include me in Lunchtime and Ian is bored.
"I'll look later, kay?" I said in my attempt to escape, "I got something I need to do."
"Can't it wait?" Anthony whined, "Come open mail with us!"
I couldn't help but smiled at my best friend. He may be a grown man but I swear he forgets it sometimes.
"Yeah come on Lexy." Ian said, "You're always busy on video day!"
Finally I turned around to face the two men sitting before me to see they both had their pleading eyes on me.
"I'm a busy girl, what can I say." I told them with a smile.
"Pwease Wexy." Anthony begged.
I could but falter to that. These two really had some unseen power over me. Ever since we were little we were always doing crazy things together. I've known and been best friends with these two since 6th grade when we were all paired to do a science project together. When they started Smosh though is when I drew the line. I was way to shy for the life of a YouTuber. I let them have all the fun there. Yet it doesn't stop them from trying to get me to start is any of their videos.
Finally I decided I wasn't going to win so I walked over and sat down in the circle between them.
"Say Hello Alexys!" Ian said pointing the camera at me.
"Hi everyone!" I said with a smile, "Here Ian, let me run the camera so that you two can use both your hands."
"Good idea!" He said handing me the camera, which made me cheer inside. Totally just excused myself from being on video!
I sat there and recorded them as they tore open boxes and other packages. Admiring the fanart and laughing along with the outrageous stuff they received. Needless to say I was pretty relieved when Ian and Anthony decided to 'die' signaling the end of Mailtime with Smosh.
"Well guys, looks like they both died this time. Leave any suggestions for Ian is bored in he comment box below. I'm sure Ian wont take any of them because he's a douche." I said.
"Hey!" Ian complained causing me to turn the camera back on him.
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" I asked.
"Um… yea." He said 'dying' again.
"Anyways, like I said leave suggestions even though they'll probably just keep opening up the mail that is starting to flood our garage. Anyways, bye BITCH!" I said before stopping the recording.
The outro was one of the regular things I did do when I was home for Mailtime with Smosh. Mostly because those were the times that both of them 'died', which I didn't really mind doing the outro considering it was pretty much the same each time. It also meant that I could now relax now that they were done filming.
"Good job on the outro Alexys." Ian said sitting up and taking the camera.
"Come on Ian, let's go edit this bitch!" Anthony said grabbing the camera from him and flying off down the hallway to Ian's room.
"Make sure Ian doesn't edit out me calling him a douche Anthony!" I yelled to him.
"I wont!" He called back causing me to turn towards Ian and laugh.
"You mind cleaning this up?" He asked shyly gesturing towards the mess.
"Don't I always?" I asked smiling.
"Thanks Lexy." He said with a smile before heading off towards his room as well.
I watched as he disappeared into his room before turning around and looking at the disaster area. I swear without me around this house would always look like this. I've been cleaning up after these two ever since I moved in with them. It has gotten way better since Anthony moved in with Kalel though. Now the only messes I had to clean up were the Mailtime messes and occasionally messes made from a Smosh video. Other than that Ian assisted with other household duties.
Deciding to get to work I walked into the kitchen and grabbed the trashcan and pulled it into the living room. The only thing I hated about Mailtime clean up was the moldy food they received, which was totally disgusting. Every time I wish that the fans would stop sending them food like that. I mean they have seen they way our garage looks. With all the boxes and packages. I keep telling them they need to start opening their mail more often, but each time they disregard me.
As I started on my task I heard the door open behind me. I turned around to find Kalel coming in and closing the door behind her. Kalel and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. Meaning that we pretty much get along for the sake of the guys, Anthony especially. It's not that I hated her or anything. It just seemed like she didn't understand my relationship with them. I mean she seemed like a nice girl and all, but I felt like something was off about her.
When Anthony had first introduced us we seemed to be okay, but as time went on she got weird. Whenever she was around she would attach herself to Anthony like she was afraid he might disappear. It seemed like she especially hated whenever Anthony and I would joke around together. The only excuse I could gather is that she was jealous. Which honestly confused me considering Anthony was dating her, so I didn't understand how she could be jealous.
"Hey Kalel." I said pulling myself from my thoughts.
"Hey Alexys, where's Anthony?" She asked.
"Him and Ian are in Ian's room editing." I told her
"Oh boring." She said
"Totally." I agreed, "And of course I'm cleaning up their mess like always."
"Yeah, Anthony can be a bit messy sometimes." She said
"Tell me about it." I told her, "I've cleaned up plenty of his messes when he still lived here."
"Yeah." She said
I noticed the flash of anger in her eyes. She hated hearing about anything that dealt with Anthony and I living together. She sometimes acted like I was ready to pounce and steal him away from her any minute. It actually got on my nerves. I never did anything to her, but it seemed like me just being friends with the boys angered her.
"Well I'm going to go let Anthony know I'm here." She said before walking off.
Once I knew she was gone I sat back and sighed. I really wish I knew what her problem was, cause if I seriously had to deal with her attitude for the rest of my life I'd go mad. I shrugged it off and continued on my cleaning. The next thing I knew Ian walked out with an annoyed expression.
"What's wrong Ian?" I asked
"Kalel started getting all lovey with Anthony so I ducked out." He said.
"I would have too." I told him.
"She sure knows how to get on your nerves." He said
"Definitely." I said in agreement.
With the help from Ian we quickly finished cleaning up the living room.
"Here take this back to the garage." I told him as I handed him a tote of unopened mail.
As I was pulling the trashcan back into the kitchen Anthony and Kalel made their way out to the living room.
"Nice Lexy, you sure clean up well." Anthony said.
"Well I've been cleaning up after you two for quite some time." I told him, "So it's about time I get good at it."
"Well thanks for dealing with my messiness." He said coming up and hugging me.
"Your welcome, that's what are best friends for." I told him smiling.
"You're amazing." He said before kissing me on the cheek.
I caught the flash of hatred in Kalel's eyes, which if looks could kill I'd have dropped dead right there.
"Anthony you ready?" She asked
"Leaving already?" I asked
"Yea, I'm taking her out to dinner tonight." He said as Ian walked in.
"Oh such the gentleman." I told him.
"Anthony a gentleman?" Ian asked before chuckling.
"Anthony is a perfect gentleman." Kalel said
Ian and I exchanged looks before turning to Anthony and bursting out laughing.
"Gee thanks you two." Anthony said.
"What kind of friends would we be if we didn't bust your balls." I said smiling.
"Sure." He said smiling, "Anyways I'll see you two tomorrow."
"Why, what's tomorrow?" She asked.
"We're start filming for the new Smosh video tomorrow." Ian said
"Don't forget that we are also due to be at Moma Bear's for dinner tomorrow you two." I said walking over and plopping down on the couch.
"Oh yea! I completely forgot about that!" Anthony said
"Anthony my Mom is expecting us to come over to her house for dinner tomorrow." She said causing me to roll my eyes. Now she's trying to one up me, seriously?
"I guess it'll just be us then Ian." I said shrugging.
"Come on Anthony, I'm starving." She winded causing me to roll my eyes again. She was such a drama queen sometimes.
"Alright." He said.
With that we said our good byes and they were on their way. Once they were gone Ian came over and plopped down beside me.
"I swear that girl brain washed him." Ian said.
"I know." I told him, "I can't believe he forgot about dinner with my Mom tomorrow!"
"Yeah, that's not like him." Ian said, "He usually counts down the days."
"Yeah, he loves her cooking." I told him, "Plus he enjoys my Mom in general."
"I seriously can't stand her." Ian said/
"Me either, but what can we do?" I told him, "He loves that sorry excuse of a girl."
"Sometimes I wish he had never met her." He said
"Same here." I told him, "I miss our Anthony."
"I know Lexy, me too." He said.
