How To Tick off Inuyasha Cast Members:
By Archerelf
1.How to tick off random members of the Inuyasha crew:
2.Ask Kouga why he's wearing a skirt.
3.When he gets mad at that, shoot ribbons and bow and anything pink from a cannon at him. up to Shippo, hit him with a mackerel and yell "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" and run away.
5.Shave Inuyasha's head. Awwwww
6.Tell Kagome that her skirt is always dry clean only.
7.Force Naraku to watch 60 minutes until his head bursts.
8.Snap Kagura's fan in half.
9.Anytime there's Miroku and Sesshomaru in an episode tell both, "I can get u his number"
10.Four words. Jakotsu, Inuyasha, prayer beads… "LOVE ME!"
11.Make Sango run around in mini skirts like Kagome's
12.Give Naraku a bunch of bananas and a stuffed monkey.
13.Shove Jaken's head in a blender and push puree
14.Video tape Sesshomaru lip synching to Britney Spears in a hair brush in front of his mirror.
15.Pelt Kouga with haggis and ask him why he doesn't celebrate his Scottish roots.
16.Play I'm thinking of a number between 1 and Infinity with Inuyasha.
17.Bleach Inuyasha's haori and hakama pink.
18.Sing "Unbreak my Heart" at the top of your lungs while Sesshomaru is trying to sleep.
19.Tell Miroku to stop wearing a dress and PUT SOME PANTS ON.
20.Hit Naraku with multiple cans of Bug spray
21.Play "can't touch this" song when running away from Inuyasha.
22.Push Kagome off a cliff and play the song " Free Fallin" .
23.Get massive amounts of peanut butter and gum stuck in Kouga's ponytail.
24.Spray Kanna with infinite amounts of bronzer.
25.Drop my backpack on Shippo's head. Then hit him with the mackerel.
26.Try to convert Kouga to Christianity. Then try to exorcise him. When that doesn't work, hit him with a 50 pound bowl of Holy Water and say " GOD WILL PUNISH YOU IN THE ABYSS! AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!"
27.Ask Sango why she's changing outfits every 3 minutes.
28.Put prayer beads on all of them and force them to do the cotton eye joe.
29.Make Jaken do DDR on Maxx Unlimited on Heavy mode. Every time he misses a step he gets electrocuted.
30.Show Inuyasha all the lemon pairings on Fan fiction .net. Don't be surprised to hear : "HOW WERE THEY ALL SPYING ON ME?1?"
31.Set Shippo up on a blind date with Naraku.
32.Force Jakotsu to become straight.
33.Force Miroku to sing " I Wanna be Bad"
34.Spray paint Sesshomaru's tail bright green and pink.
35.Light Kanna's hair on fire and see if she reacts at all… does and is still waiting for a reaction.
36.Tell Jaken he's a idiot and walk around repeating it and hitting him with a cow.
37.Take over Naraku's mind and make him ask jaken to bear his children. Inuyasha in glue, roll him in chicken feathers and run around screaming: "you're a chicken!"
39.Hit Kouga repeatedly with a rocket launcher full of papayas.
40. Wake Naraku up at midnight screaming " Cheese on a stick! Come get your cheese on a stick!"
41.Take Kouga's jewel shards and give them to Rin when she's high on cappuccino.
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