"AIM FOR THE NAPE!"

"NO GO FOR THE EYES!"

"WHY DIDN'T THAT WORK?!"

"OH CRAP! RUN PETRA RUN!"

"FREAKING MOVE PETRA!"

"MOVE OR YOU'LL DIEEEE!"

"MOOOOOOOOVE!"

"NOOOO! PETRA!"

"MAN THAT'S BRUTAL!"

"ANNIE YOU TRAITOR I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!"

The yelling could be heard for miles as two friends watched Attack On Titan.

The two looked strange in the same room due to such contrast in appearance.

The first one was a boy with short blond hair and contacts that made his eyes appear to be red wearing an undone red vest over a blue short sleeved shirt, dark blue denim jeans, and black tennis shoes.

The second one was a girl with waist-length ginger hair and grey-blue eyes wearing a green-colored hat, an orange T-shirt with a cat face on it, black pants, and red tennis shoes.

They were sharing a large bowl of popcorn and staring at the screen in disbelief as the main protagonist was chewed on by the Titan Shifter.

"I bet'cha ten dollars Mikasa saves him." The ginger dared.

"I bet Levi'll beat the crap outta Annie for trying to kill another member of his squad." The blond dared back.

The two turned their heads to eachother.

"Incest shipper."

"Yaoi Shipper."

"It's not incest if Mikasa isn't related to him!"

"It's not Yaoi if Eren has no balls! Jean's way cooler!"

"Why do you even like Horseface Andre?" The ginger playfully punched his arm.

"Why is the sky blue, Muchina?" 'Andre' chuckled.

"Hey! That isn't an answer!"

"Yes it is."

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is."

"No it's not!"

"It is!"

"It's not!"

"IS!"

"NOT!"

Andre hugged her with one arm from behind and held her hat over her eyes with the other.

"H-Hey! Let me go!" Muchina protested, trying to wiggle out of his grip.

"Only if you say Jean is the coolest Eren is a nerd!" Andre ordered, tightening his grip.

"Never! Not even with that reference!" Muchina declared.

Andre smirked playfully and put his hand on her hip, still restraining her with the other.

"Say it!"

"No!"

"Say iiiiiit!"

"Never!"

"Okay then."

"Wait what are y-"

His fingers on her hip trailed up her side, the smirk on his face unwavering.

Muchina squeezed her eyes tightly and bit her lip to prevent any sound from coming out.

She wasn't going to give him the satisfaction.

She wasn't...

She wasn't...

His hand moved upwards and he smiled at the panicked look on her face.

He grinned as he pressed his fingers down.

The instant she felt the slight pressure on her skin, Muchina's composure broke down completely.

"What's this? Is little miss Muchina ticklish?" Chuckled Andre, brushing his fingers against her underarm.

"YES! I AM VERY TICKLISH!"

As soon as that first outburst came out, Andre immediately used all of his fingers to quickly stroke Muchina's side.

"No! Haha! A-Andre... St-stop! HAHAHA! Stop it-"

She lost the ability to form coherent sentences and burst into laughter.

"NOOOAAHH! HAAHAAHAA STAHAHAHP IIIIT!" She laughed and screamed as he continued attacking her with tickles.

"I'm sorry, what was that, Muchina?" He smiled while she laughed.

"I couldn't hear you over your laughing." He grinned, going faster.

"AHAHAHAHAHA ANDREEEEE! PHAHALESE STHAHAHAP!" Muchina begged, her sides aching.

"Only if you say it."

"NAHAHAHAVER!" Muchina laughed uncontrollably.

"Okay then, have it your way." He smirked.

His fingers went down to her hipbone as Muchina gasped for air.

Andre's fingers dug into her ribcage with the right amount of pressure, eliciting reluctant laughs.

"AGAHALRIGHT I'LL SAHAHAY IT!" Muchina shrieked.

Andre smiled and halted his assault, still restraining her.

Muchina gulped in air, about to pass out.

"Jean... Is... T-The c-coolest... Eren is a n-nerd..." She panted.

"Yea he is!" Andre grinned.

"C... Can you l-let me go

n-now...?" Muchina whimpered.

Andre simply smiled and the vice turned into a loose hug.

A/N: This actually happened while me and Andre were watching the last episode of Attack On Titan.

We were too preoccupied to notice that my dads shift at his job was over and he would be home any minute.

...

Meeeeeeeeeeeeh...

"D-Don't do that a-again... Please... I-It actually hurts..." Her chest heaved as she took in gulps of fresh air.

"Oh. Sorry Muchina." Andre smiled sheepishly.

"Let's just keep watching..." Muchina finally was able to breathe normally.

Andre nodded and pressed play to see who was right, still holding onto Muchina.

Before the epic struggle could commerce, the screen froze.

"Aw man I thought it had no skips in it!" Muchina whined, popping a piece of popcorn into her mouth.

Andre hummed in agreement, also eating a piece of popcorn.

"Wait... Didn't she just have Eren in her mouth...?" Muchina tilted her head.

The Titan Shifter's mouth was empty and they were staring at the camera.

"Hey Muchina, is she supposed to do that?" Andre wondered.

"I don't know Andre." Muchina shrugged.

Japanese text appeared on the screen below Annie's Titan face.

"Wait what? But this is Dubbed!" Andre's eyes widened.

Muchina squinted at the Japanese text, tilting he head a little.

The text read 'あなたが住んでいた分隊のいくつかをしますか?'

"Anata ga sunde ita buntai no ikutsu?" Muchina read.

Andre raised an eyebrow.

"You understand Japanese?" He asked in bewilderment.

She nodded.

"My dad's still Japanese you know. I have to know it to understand him most of the time." Muchina explained.

"What's it say?" He asked.

"Hang on... Lets see... It's an uncommon sentence..." Muchina squinted more and furrowed her eyebrows in thought.

She opened her mouth to speak.

... But before she could utter a word, another voice rang out.

A familiar voice.

"Do you wish some of the Squad lived?"

The two froze, staring at the screen.

The Titan was no longer there.

Instead of the grotesque female Titan they had seen before, there stood three familiar faces.

Bert, Reiner, and Squad Levi's murderer, Annie.

Bert was in the middle, as if expecting an answer.

The two teens slowly looked at each other with wide eyes and looked back.

"Y-Yeah... I felt like their deaths weren't escalated enough. Honestly a close call would make more sense with that situation. Petra isn't that easily shaken. She would've gotten out of the way. That and I would've loved to see her and Levi's interactions after the Titans were gone." Muchina spoke, using a very formal tone.

Andre simply nodded, stunned silent by both what was happening on screen and that Muchina was being serious.

The three smiled.

"Then let's see if you can fix that."

The two teens had little time to react.

The next thing they knew, they were looking the Armored Titan's face on-screen.

Reiner's hand reached through the screen and grabbed them both in his large fist.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Andre screamed as he was pinned to Muchina by the fist, immobilizing them both.

"IYAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The two were pulled through the screen.

Author's Note: That's the first chappie everyone! Leave a review on what ya think!