A/N: Fyi, I will be switching between Teufort and the Avengers, so you'll know what is happening from both sides. TF2 and Avengers will be AU, so anything OOC… you know. RED Pyro will be male in this story. When Pyro speaks in his native language: Spanish, it'll be like this: "Text." Speaking of "speaking", I will try to put the TF2 character's accents, so don't be surprised if you see something misspelled when they talk, ok.
Engineer understands Pyro, but not the others. When Engineer is around, you'll be able to know what he's saying. will replace " " when Pyro speaks to Engineer. When the others hear him, it'll be muffled and it'll be like "Mmph". I'll put ( ) with what he's saying next to it, so it will be easier and you won't have to look at the bottom for translations, like some ppl do.
RED Pyro is the main character of this story. Also, Pyro's age will be 22.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything TF2 or MARVEL related… except anything that isn't given (like Pyro's gender and age, etc.), I guess.
P.S. - There needs to be more 'TF2 and Avengers' Crossovers. Ones where TF2 go into the Avengers world or the Avengers go into the TF2 world.
In my story, POV is thrown all over the place for Avengers. Sorry. =~=
Enjoy~
Chapter 1: I don't think we're in Teufort anymore
Teufort, RED Base
I looked out my bedroom window and see no white cotton candy clouds; it was another sunny day in Teufort. Already in my uniform, I leave my room and head to the kitchen for some breakfast. When I enter the kitchen, there is no one there. I walk over to the gram cracker pantry to take out the pancake mix we have plenty of; since it seems that it's everyone's second favorite food for breakfast. After I place the mix on the toast counter, I gather everything else that's needed to make pancakes. Then I start to mix all the ingredients together in a gumball bowl.
Engineer walks in and goes to the coffee maker to make a fresh cup of coffee for himself. As he waits for the coffee to be ready, he turns around and finally notices me sitting at the table, stirring something in a medium sized bowl. "Hey there, Pyro. What ya makin'?" I look over at Engineer, pause what I'm doing and waves hello to him. Hello, Engie. I'm making myself pancakes for breakfast. I can add more mix so you can have some, if you want. I wait for Engineer to answer. "Sure, why not. Much obliged, Pyro." Engineer gave me a warm smile, happy that I always include him whenever I do something. That is one of many reasons why our friendship is strong. Satisfied with Engineers' answer, I add more mix and water to the gumball bowl and resume stirring it until it's complete. I then walk over to the toast counter and place the gumball bowl on top of it before looking for the butter, a pan, and the spatula.
After a while, I had had enough for me and Engineer to have two each and by then, the rest of RED made their way into the kitchen at last. Scout, of course, complained that it wasn't fair he didn't get any pancakes, but before I could reply, Engineer fixed this dilemma by making everyone else their own pancakes to eat. That did in fact help and now Scout is sitting in his spot waiting for them to be done, his patience slowly running out as time passes. Once they all got their food, they begin to talk to one another. Medic and Heavy started to talk to each other about Medic's work in the med bay, Soldier and Demoman are talking about the fight they had the other day with the BLUs, Scout and Sniper have a conversation about which of their hats they like best, Engineer and I talk about random things, and Spy stays silent while listening to the others talk. Engineer and I finish our food first, since we were in the kitchen way before the others came and so the two of us left the kitchen to go do our own thing, leaving the rest to their own devices.
Two hours later, I am sprawled on the couch in the rec room out of complete boredom with nothing to do. I tried coloring, which helped… for about half an hour, but now there was nothing I could think of besides enjoying the sight of my rainbows, but that would result in everyone getting mad at me, since it was made clear to me by the others that it wasn't allowed inside our base. While on the couch, I look around the rec room at nothing in particular. There, in the rec room, is a TV, poker table, pool table, foosball table, two armchairs one on each side of the couch, and an unlit fireplace. I could use it for my pretty rainbows, but I might get over enthusiastic and the fireplace would laugh too much, along with whatever is near it. If that happens, Soldier would always tell him if this occurred, to use a fire extinguisher- whatever that is- to put them asleep… I didn't like the idea of putting my rainbows to sleep because I loved them too much.
With nothing to do inside, I might as well find something to do outside. Getting up off the couch, I make my way to the base's back entrance. Once outside, I heard a…
BOOM!
I looked to see what made that noise and found out it was none other than Sniper, doing some target practice. I walk closer to Sniper to see what he's using this time to shoot at and found it to be Engineer's empty root beer bottles. Sniper always liked using small things as his targets because it kept things more challenging for his bee bee gun skills, unlike those cookie cut-outs of the BLU team that were too big and easy to hit. As I continued to watch, I could almost barely see another one of Engineer's empty root beer bottles shatter in the distance.
Sniper loads another gumball into his long bee bee gun to shoot the next root beer bottle that is placed farther than the one he just shot. Just as Sniper was about to shoot the next farthest root beer bottle, I step into his line of fire, causing him to stop and preventing him from taking the shot. "Whot the-? Pyro, oi could of shot you!" I could tell Sniper was worried about my by the tone in his voice. "Mmrh. Mmh mph hudda. Mh mph hudda mmh mph mmeh mm hudda huh." (Sorry. I was bored. I wanted to see if you wanted to play with me.)
I looked down, a bit sad that I worried Sniper. Feeling a hand on my shoulder, I look up. "Oi'm not sure whot y'said, but oi have an idea." I see Sniper look at where all the bottles he placed as targets and then looks back at me. "Oi was gonna finish after oi did one more, but oi guess now is a good toime t'stop. Do you want to help me clean up?" I enthusiastically nod my head and go to get a garbage can to put the broken sugar glass in, plus some baking gloves for Sniper because I don't want Sniper to hurt his fingers.
After I helped Sniper, I went back inside the base and busied myself with coloring on some paper in the rec room once again, but then after five minutes, I heard an explosion. That must be from Engineer's toy workshop, I concluded. I wonder what Engineer was doing. So, I took my crayons and paper and put them away, and then I went to see if Engineer is alright. Maybe I can help him with whatever it is he's doing. When I finally reached Engineer's toy workshop, I hear Engineer's usual bad words. "Dag nab it damn it!" I open the door and say, while tilting my head. What's wrong? When I see Engineer look at me, I notice Engineer's clothes and some of his face covered in dark chocolate splotches and smudges. Engineer doesn't say anything and just stares at me. Maybe he's upset about getting the chocolate all over himself from one of his toys, I thought. Walking to one of Engineer's graham cracker bench, I grab a soft candy wrapper and hand it to him. Engineer takes it and smiles, then cleans his face with the candy wrapper. "Thanks, Pyro." I gave him a thumbs-up. Your welcome, Engie. I begin to walk over to the graham cracker bench to sit down, when all of a sudden I hear lots of yelling coming from outside Engineer's toy workshop's door causing me to stop walking. I look at the door.
What was going on outside those doors? Was it another fight? I look over at Engineer and see he isn't even bothered by it. Maybe this happens too many times for him to even care anymore, unless someone brings him into it, probably. Just when I turned my head back to the door, Demoman bursts in backwards, his footing unbalanced. I was unprepared and thus wasn't ready to hold my ground when Demoman bumped into me, causing me to stumble backwards and fall on Engineer's hard cherry flavored life savers he was working on. Just then Engineer's life saver started acting up, making a similar sound that it makes when the BLU Spy puts his present with little eggs that looks like everyone on it. I see Engineer snap out of his bewildered look from Demoman's entrance and look at me. When he tried getting me off his life saver, it made another sound much different than before and something bad started to happen. The life saver started acting strange, probably from my weight being on it. Before anyone can do anything, everything around me became blindingly bright. My body began to feel strange and the last thing I heard before I blacked out was what sounded like Heavy saying something.
New York, Avengers Tower
The Avengers had just come back from taking down another Hydra base Fury's technicians had found. Each of the Avengers goes to do their own thing once they exited the elevator on the floor Tony dubbed The Avenger's floor. Clint and Natasha weren't there though; they both had to go to the SHEILD helicarrier to give Fury their progress report in person. Bruce had gone to his own floor, which Tony had given him whenever he stayed in New York, to meditate in hopes to calm his other half from the events that happened that day. He even made a room for that purpose, since there were several rooms on his floor of the tower and no one ever stays with him to occupy any of those spare rooms. Tony went to his lab to fix the damage taken to his Ironman suit. It would seem that one particular Hydra base focused most of their attack on him for some unknown reason. Steve went to the kitchen to get himself bottled water, leaning on the counter, drinking some of the water before going to his room for a shower and wear some clean clothes. He already changed out of his Captain America suit and into something else, but those clothes have absorbed the excess sweat that he somehow still had.
Sometime later, everyone eventually all gathered in the living room or kitchen on the communal floor. Bruce is sitting comfortably in one of the armchairs reading a book, Thor finished off his second box of pop tarts and just put two more from the third box into the toaster, Clint and Natasha are on the couch watching TV, Steve is in the kitchen by the coffee maker pouring him and Tony some freshly brewed coffee, and Tony is standing by Steve waiting to receive his cup of coffee. Few minutes later when Tony finally got his coffee from Steve, he said bye to everyone and went to his lab to work on things for his company, SHEILD stuff, Avengers stuff, and then work on continuing things he usually works on in his spare time.
Steve walks over to the couch and joins Natasha and Clint on the couch, sitting next to Clint. "What are you two watching?" He said curiously, sipping his coffee after asking his question. Steve added some milk and a few sugar packets to his coffee, having it just the way it his was too strong for him. Clint glances at Steve, not surprised he asked that question, "It's a TV show called House MD. It's about this doctor guy named Gregory House who's the best doctor they got at the hospital he works at." Clint tells Steve a bit more about the show before he puts his focus back into the show. Steve watches with interest. House is like Tony, Wilson is like Bruce, he's like Foreman, Clint is like Chase, and Natasha is like Cameron or Thirteen. There doesn't seem to be anyone on the show that could be Fury or Thor.
After a few more episodes, they decided to call it quits on watching the show they had put the disc in the DVD player. Natasha looks over at Steve. "So what'd you think of the show, Steve?" Steve looks at Natasha after he had a moment to think on his answer before replying. "That House guy reminds me of Tony."
-Next Day-
Tony leaves his lab and heads to the communal floor to make himself more coffee, since for some reason he's out of coffee in the cupboards in his lab. He usually keeps it stocked, but it seems that he forgot to remind JARVIS to remind him to tell JARVIS to order more coffee, but today he didn't feel like doing that right now and decided to go to the kitchen he always goes to, since he knows there is always coffee there. Once Tony is there, he begins searching for the coffee to make it freshly brewed. Checking through all the cupboards, he soon realizes that it's not in any of them. Tony stands up from crouching down to look into the last cupboard; the way he did it though suggests he was unhappy and upset. To not find coffee in the one place he knew to always have coffee… is unacceptable! Tony can't go without any coffee. It was basically his breakfast, lunch, and dinner when he was focusing on important things in his workshop. "Where the heck is all the coffee-" He turns around to face where the living room part of the open floor planned communal floor to see nobody there. "Guys?" They must be busy doing their own thing, Tony thought.
While trying to find one of the Avengers, JARVIS informs him that Nick Fury is calling. Tony sighs and tells JARVIS to put Fury on hold while he looks for the others. After 30 minutes, he finally found everyone. Tony and the other Avengers go to the communal floor. Once there, they gather around the TV. Tony, Clint, and Bruce sit on the couch closest to the TV, while everyone else stands next to or behind the couch. "Ok, JARVIS, put Fury on the screen." A moment later, the TV screen turns on, showing Fury. "…Stark! You've had me on hold for thirty minutes! Thirty!" Fury was, well… furious. Tony holds in a laugh at that thought, making sure not to show it on the outside. Fury sighs while pinching the bridge of his nose and continues to speak, not noticing it. "Everyone, I'll need Steve, Tony, and Clint to come to the helicarrier. Everyone else be on standby if this goes south." Once Fury said that, the TV went black. "Well, he hanged up pretty quickly." Tony didn't see that mostly all the others rolled their eyes knowing that Fury didn't want to hear any of his comments.
So, Steve, Tony, and Clint soon took off on the quinjet to the helicarrier, Clint being the one to fly them there. It has been four months since the Chitauri attacked. As they are flying, Steve could see that there is still debris here and there, a sad look appears on his face. What is going to appear this time?
When they finally got there, they were greeted by Phil Coulson and taken directly to where they sat last time. "Thank you for coming. Have a seat and I'll explain what I didn't say in our video chat." The three Avengers walked up to the round table and sat down. Fury sighs and tries not to pinch the bridge of his nose at the sight of Tony putting his feet on the table and placing his hands behind his head while leaning back in the chair. Well, he shouldn't let that get to him, since it is Tony Stark, a man who has little common decency in certain matters. After a moment, Fury finally speaks, ignoring the look Tony is giving back at him. It would seem that Tony had noticed what he had tried not to do; clearly he was disappointed he didn't. Fury had learned to keep his face emotionless when talking around Tony, although there have been times where Tony was too much and slipped only for a second before became expressionless once again. "We've detected a strange energy signature that has small traces of the tesseract energy… That was ten minutes ago." Fury looked at each of the three Avengers in turn. "We've narrowed it down its' location somewhere in Central Park. It is unknown what exactly you'll be dealing with, except that there will be no need for a Code Green… that is all, so don't bother asking questions about it- Stark." A moment later, Tony lowered his hand he had raised.
Clint quietly snickered at Tony, but Steve nudged Clint in the arm and gave him a shake of his head, stopping Clint. Steve stood up from his seat and spoke up so the four of them can hear him. "Thanks for telling us what you've gathered, Fury. Guys, let's suit up." Steve begins heading to where his suit is being kept, not waiting for Toby or Clint. A minute later, Tony and Clint heads to suit up as well.
Tony, Steve, and Clint are now suited up and are on their way to Central Park; Tony decided to fly outside the quinjet in his Ironman suit. Before they left, Tony managed to make a locator device he created during the time it took for Steve and Clint to suit up, since it takes him seconds to put on his Iron Man suit, the Mk that can open up. Once there, Clint lands the quinjet in an area large enough that is treeless and without any people. Steve is first to exit the quinjet with Clint following close behind. "Alright, to make this search go faster, I'll need you to use your suits' scanning… thing. Ok?" Steve is still way behind on the new technology, which he is marginally getting caught up on. His list keeps on getting longer and longer by each passing day as his fellow Avengers mention things he missed while being on ice. "Aye aye, Cap." Tony gives a salute and then chuckles. "Jarvis, scan the park, like the good captain said." Steve gives a mildly annoyed look at Tony when he said that, frowning slightly. Two minutes later, Jarvis gives Tony the results. "Scan complete, Sir. I have found two different locations that match the energy signature Fury had. One is close by, southeast of your current location, while the second is quite a distance north of your current location, Sir." Tony made sure to have JARVIS be on speaker, but have the volume only loud enough to be heard between the three of them, so as to not get the attention of anyone that could be near them in the park.
With that, Steve gives Tony the order to fly over to where the farthest energy signature is, since running there will take Steve, especially Clint, too much time to get there, giving whatever they're looking for, a better chance to leave the park. As Tony flies off to the energy signature, Steve and Clint head in the direction of the closest energy signature. Clint places an arrow in his bow, preparing himself if what they find decides to attack them and Steve removes his shield from his back, holding it in front of him, ready to use it on who or whatever they find and to shield Clint from any unexpected incoming attack. Clint reaches for the locator device Tony made and gave to them, unhooks it from his waist and looks at its screen. The locator device looks like the 2001 Gameboy Advance, except the screen is stretched out and there were no buttons except for the on/off. Mostly all of Tony's technology these days is now touch screen based these days. Which was really amazing, since Tony is years ahead of other companies tech. He had seen Tony use holograms in the tower and had asked him about it a few times. To sum up what Tony had told him was that the holograms were only exclusively for him and Bruce- because he says they are… 'Science Bros'. Clint could tell that that wasn't all why he's keeping it close to him, but he knows from experience not to go any further, knowing how stubborn Tony will get.
Clint turns on the device by pressing the button on top right side of the locator, seconds later the screen lights up; a dot appears, blinking at a steady pace. Tony had told him about what it does along the way over to the park, your basic locator… but better. The instructions were so simple, even Steve could use it. Once on, all you needed to do is enter the information needed or sample in the slot that opens up at the bottom and you're all set, Point it in a direction as you go and if your close to what you're looking for the faster the blinking- same the other way around- the farther you are, the slower the blinking dot is. Steve and Clint have been walking for almost five minutes before the blinking of the dot got faster. They continue straight, but the blinking slows down. Clint moves the locator to the left, the blinking slows more. He then moves it to the right and it speeds up gradually until it blinked faster than it did that led them to where they were. After continuing like this for a short while longer, they come across a man leaning against a tree, appearing to be unconscious. This man is wearing brown overalls with knee pads on his knees, a belt with an extension cord and two pouches that are different, a red buttoned up shirt with its' sleeves rolled up to his elbows and a white short-sleeve shirt underneath, a thick rubber engineering glove that's orange and gray, and finally dark gray welding goggles and an orange hardhat on the ground next to him, a shaven head clearly visible.
Steve takes the locator from Clint and points it at the man, looking down at the device he sees that the energy they're looking for really is coming from the unconscious man. "I thought we would be facing against something big… and alien. This is just a man." He lowers his shield as he said this and has Clint lower his weapon too because this man poses no threat at the moment. "I know you recently came out of the ice months ago and those Chitauri aliens were a big threat so far, but whatever threat comes next is not going to be more aliens, Cap. If anything, it would probably be a super villain… I just hope it isn't that Doom guy.", Clint says while walking up to the right side of the unconscious man and kneels on his right knee. "Who?", Steve said with a confused look on his face. "Forget about it, Steve. He's not important right now… this guy is." Clint points to the man leaning on the tree. He inspects the man, now noticing the emblem on both sides of the red shirt's arm sleeves of a wrench, not that noticeable from where he was standing just a moment ago, the red and orange seem to blend together perfectly. Clint looks at the unconscious man for a moment before looking at Steve. "Anyways, let's talk about this another time and put this guy in the quinjet with restraints."
Steve agrees, but before Clint could carry the unconscious man over his shoulder and to the quinjet, a big explosion stopped him. Standing up and moving to where he's able to see, Clint- with his really good eyesight- sees trees on fire and the smoke coming off from those trees are becoming bigger.
A/N: If you haven't seen my profile, this is my third story, just fyi. ;)
Just to be clear so you're not confused, my thoughts on the teleporter- if it were to go wrong- will have them go to different worlds/universes. As for the respawn, that will change their appearance/memories.
Fyi No.2, I'm not good at putting things into Pyro's pyrovision/Pyroland stuff, so take it easy on me, k. Well… at least I think not.
… Let me know how I did though, m'kay. óuò
Let me know what you think of the cover image. I was going for Tony's arc reactor in his chest and the TF2 logo combined as one.
House MD is an actual TV show, btw.
