I do not own Final Fantasy VII.
Emmi: Lol, my first fic for FF7. Great game and all, but Kingdom Hearts is still my love.
Cloud: What are you going to do with us?
Emmi: Who let you in?! This is about my Sephy-kun! Die! *Shoots Cloud* Now, on with the story…
Sephiroth looked around. He was in a studio for commercials. He had a lack of gil right now, so he had to do something about it. He couldn't endanger us all without gil for Materia. Too bad he couldn't find the Meteor Materia anywhere.
"Now, Sephy baby, show us your skills. Get in there and act!" The director pushed him onto the stage. A bright light shone into the ex-SOLDIER's eyes and he swore to kill them all.
Take one:
Sephiroth stood next to a box of cereal that was shaped like Cloud and Chocobos. "Cloud-O's, defeat the darkness in you today! Buy them for Mother!"
Take two:
"Cloud-O's, defending the world from people like me and defeating your inner darkness. Buy them today or Mother will kill you."
Take three:
"Dammit! Buy this cereal!"
Take four:
"Mother? What did you say? Unleash Meteor now? I can't. I'm in the middle of shooting a commercial to back your plans with gil."
Take five:
"Cloud-O's. Buy the damn cereal today before I unleash hell itself."
Take six:
"Buy Cloud-O's and defeat the evil in you today!"
Can you just imagine the director throwing out Sephiroth? I can. But, I'm not that evil to Sephy-kun. So I gave him murdereous rage instead. That's why the last take came out so nicely.
