The Lord
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Prologue
Once in the old tales at the house of Elrond there formed a fellowship of nine. The Fellowship of the Ring. The heroes in the Fellowship were Gandalf the Wizard, Aragorn the Man, Gimili the Dwarf, Legalos the Elf, Borimmir the Man, Pippin the Hobbit, Marry the Hobbit, Sam the Hobbit, and Frodo the Hobbit.
Now Frodo was special, he was the ring bearer. He bared the One Ring of Morridor Dun Dun Dun! If you haven't heard this tale before I guess you're wondering what the One Ring of Morridor Dun Dun Dun! is right? Ok well I'll tell you, hold on let me see…
Ok Frodo… meets Gandalf no,… Sam no farther… Pippin Merry… ah ha! I found it The One Ring of Morridor Dun Dun Dun! O.K enough with the Dun Dun Dun! Stuff sorry about that so one with the One Ring of Morridor Dun Du… oh! Sorry wont happen again.
O.K. The One Ring of Morridor Du… I mean was the reason Saraon was gaining power taking over Middle Earth! You see he (Saraon) forged the One Ring of Middle Earth in the fires of MOUNT DOOM!DUN DUN DUN ! O.K. that time it was necessary ;)
Listen! I don't know how or anything he just did! :(
So anyway it gave him power, he made a plot to take over the world destroying innocent peoples homes and lands blah…blah…blah you the usual bad guy stuff.
O.K. lets be serious…nah let's not it's too much fun to not be serious. No no we need to be serious O.K. Saraon had a plot to take over the World! (or at least Middle Earth.)
But there was a resistance! (Now for the exiting part!) An army of Men and Elves marched to… Wait I bet you're wondering who Saraon is silly me! So Saraon is a… Guy or… a Thing
You know I don't really know who or what he is. He's just a evil thing that wants to take over the world O.K…O.K.
Ok on with the exiting part… An army of Men and Elves marched upon Morridor to the fires of Mount Doom!
They fought four days and three nights and on the fourth
They were battling at the base of MOUNT DOOM!
The Orcs (Boo!) and the Elves and Men (Yay!).
Then the army's were charging and then… out of nowhere REPUBLIC GUNSHIP!WITH YODA! So I guess you're wondering what happened then huh well I wont tell you! Ahhh I'm just kidding hehe you thought I wouldn't tell you well I will. Here it go's once a long time ago in a galaxy far far away (at the same time as that lord of the rings battle.)
Yoda said "once a man in Peru, there was, dreamed he was eating his shoe, he did, in the middle of the night, he woke, found that his dream had come true he did!"
(drum beat) Bum Bum Bum Bum! (Singing) "Once a man in Peru there was! Dreamed
(Clone backup singers: oh dreamed)
He was eating his shoe he did in the middle (Oh the miiiiiiddle) of the night (the niiiiiiight) he wooooooooke (woooooooke) to fiiiiiiind
(oh fiiiiiind) That his dream had come true!
(Come true!) Bum Bum Bum BUM!
Then the Orcs, Men, and Elves started Clapping and Screaming/chanting Scranting (or something like that)
So anyway they were scranting "Encore! Encore!"
Then some pirates came…
