12:19 pm Tuesday
After a long morning of mutahar deep web browsing and haunted gaming, Boss baby Alex Baldwin realised he had no more cookies. This resulted in the inability to close the chrome tab. Then out of the corner of his eye, a half eaten spicy tuna roll sushi was rammed in too his asshole. OH thats how you close some cookies, that's what i'm talkin 'bout B.
Then out of no where "Tim" saw him having a spicy tuna roll being rammed in his butthole. Then he reacted by expulsing double expresso out of his 200in ochinchin.
Oh boss baby tim said, your mouth is so hot i can almost feel the double expresso squrting out of my ochinchin.
Boss baby said no please anything but that while moaning uncontrollably. Then out of the corner of his eye that one asian baby came with 4 dvds of all samurai jack seasons and a pirated copy of 2 of the new season 5 episodes. Then they sat down and watched it. Then the spicy tuna roll came out of his mouth gllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajk noise he ate all of it. then a wild black man rushed in the room and stabbed all them crazy ass niggas too death.
to fix the situation a white man came in with a shotgun "Yall buch of city folk have no genuine reason too kill these god's children" and he shot that black man he died instantly, his afro didn't protect at all
Then the world blew up.
THE END
