Author note:
First off all I want to say that English isn't my native language.
I haven't a beta so I hope that I didn't ruin the English language with this story.
Please feel free to correct my error's.
This story is set in season 4 of Stargate SG1.
It's not cannon. But it wouldn't alter the original timeline either.
Will contain a couple of chapters.
My head.. was all what O'Neill could think.
What the hell had happened to his damn head!
Oh yeah right... the Mertian's with their freaky looking but o so good tasting champaign.
Well.. champaign... more like vodka or something.
SG1 had been invited to a party off world.
The Mertians a human race with interesting technology had invited SG1 to their monthly celebration. Yup every month they celebrated something. However Jack couldn't really recall on what they celebrated... But whatever.. It was a hell of a celebration.
Really my kind of people O'Neill though.
People with very good liqueur. He couldn't even remember on what had happened that night and he just had one drink! Well... he could remember one drink.. To be honest.. he could have more..
His head hurting more by the minute.
God he hadn't had a hangover in years.. Now he knew why. It really really sucked.
Where was he actually?
He tried to open his eyes but his body didn't respond.
He was to damn tired and that damn headache didn't help either.
Actually it didn't really matter.
O'neill was pretty sure that he lay on a bed.
A warm and comfy bed.
Suddenly he felt some movement next to him.
He wasn't alone on this warm and comfy bed.
Immediately his body responded again because of the shock of not being alone.
He turned his head and opened his eyes to look at his unknown company.
"Oh no..." He whispered.
Apparently he shared a bed with no-one else than Carter, his 2IC. Something highly forbidden by the Air -Force.
Why did Carter sleep next to him?
He picked up the sheet a little.
Yep... they both where very very naked.
Not a good sign at all..
He looked at the peaceful face of the still sleeping mayor.
To be honest he dreamed this for years.
Waking up next to Carter.
Dammit he couldn't even remember on what had happened that night.
Did they really did... you know what?
He doubted that he could preform something like that in a very drunk state..
But then again there they were... together in a bed... naked and all and that didn't look good.
He had to get up and put his clothes on before she will wake up.
Not the most easy thing to do with a really bad hangover.
He climbed out of the bed and looked for his clothes who where chattered everywhere in the room.
Fast and without falling he jumped into his pants when he heard Sam's movement again.
He looked over to her and looked right into her big blue eyes.
Shocked filled her face when she saw him with only his pants on.
"Goodmorning Carter" O'neill said with a fake smile plastered on his face.
"Colonel?" She asked shocked. "What happened last night?"
"I had hoped that you could tell me" O'neill answered "I can't seem to remember anything from last night..
Only the toast with that weird blue stuff"
"Me neither sir" she said quietly.
"But" O'neill continued. "It seemed that we where very naughty" and he pulled his shirt over his head.
"I'm sorry sir, but this isn't very funny" said a very shocked Sam"We have a serious problem if we did what we think we did."
"I know Carter" Jack said with a softer voice and he let himself sit on the bed next to Carter, but with enough personal space "But really my head is killing me, I don't remember anything"Jack continued ".. I only know that we are here together.. and to be honest I really doubt that I could do... you know... when I'm that drunk. Most likely nothing really happened."
Sam nodded "yeah well let's hope so sir".
"I think it's best to just ignored the fact that we waked up together" Jack explained "And just report that we had some exotic drink... and then blacked out."
Sam nodded again "Well we don't exactly lie if we report that"
"Exactly " Jack said "So deal major?"
"Deal"
"Alright then" Jack said still in agony of the very bad headache "I'm.. ah.. I'm going to seek Teal'c and Daniel so that you can put something on"
"Yes sir" a red cheeked Sam said and Jack quickly left the room. Closing the door behind him.
"O'neill" Jack heard immediately from behind him in the corridor.
It was Teal'c
"I was looking for you"
"Why? Was I missing? What's the time?" Jack asked en turned to face his friends.
"It's almost 1100 hours" Teal'c answered.
"Well... yeah that's late" Jack said "Can you please tell me what happened last night?, Because I can't"
"We where invited by the Martians to participate at their celebrations " Teal'c began "You, majorCarter and DanielJackson accepted the alcoholic beverage they offered you. I did not because I don't drink alcohol"
"OK..." Jack said "Go on..."
"You, DanielJackson and MajorCarter.." Teal'c started "You became acting out of character after the beverage. Ambassador Tirri said something about you being light weighted. I don't understand what she meant with that comment."
"Right" jack said "And what do you mean with out of character"
"DanielJackson felt asleep in the middle of the ceremony" Teal'c began "you seemed to be very interested in the females and majorCarter yelled that she now understood the universe perfectly but actually everything she said was gibberish"
Jack nodded "Inst it always gibberish? Anything else?"
"I don't know O'neill" said Teal'c "I decided to put DanielJackson in his courters and then I meditated in my own courters, You and majorCarter seemed to enjoy the celebrations"
"Pity that I don't remember anything about the party of the year" Jack said with a smile.
"So where's Daniel?"
"DanielJackson is outside" Teal'c explained "He doesn't feel well"
"Yeah me neither" Jack told his friend "I really need a bottle of whatever we had last night.. Teal'c babysit Daniel. I will look for Carter. We are going home"
10 minutes later a very weak and sick looking Daniel, Sam and Jack sat on the staircase by the stargate.
"I' m so sorry about the widka" Ambassador Tirri said concerned "I didn't know that people of Earth couldn't handle our widka very well"
"It's not your fault, You couldn't know" Daniel said with a weak voice.
"I think we had a heck of a party last night" Jack said with a smile.
"I just don't know what happened" finished Sam.
"No that is pity isn't it..." Jack said and looked to his 2IC "I have a feeling that it was the best night of my live"
"Very well than" Ambassador Tirri said "I hope that I will see you and your team again colonel O'Neill"
Jack nodded "See you next time ambassador, keep the widka cool"
Ambassador Tirri smiled a little and waved her new friends goodbye.
