Twisted DBZ Tales SPECIAL: The Twilight Zone

Disclaimer: I own nothing ok? *****************

You are about to enter the 'zone, where totally messed up things happen. Poor Vegeta, hes on the wrong place of the globe at the wrong time, for as his house has just been thrown helplessly into the 'zone. Watch closely as his family and friends turn his day into HELL ON EARTH

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"Oh, I can barely get out of bed." Vegeta mummbled, as he pulled his rear out of his bed, but unaware that he has just begon his day in the 'zone, will he make it through? "Might as well get breakfast..." Vegeta thought. "Bulma? Trunks? Bra?" Vegeta said, searching for his family. He noticed a note on the refridgerator. "Dear Vegeta, me and Bra went out shopping, and Trunks is out with Goten. XOXOXO -Bulma" "What the hell does XOXOXO mean?" Vegeta thought. He walked over to the cabinet where all the dishes were held, when he tripped over a doll. "Arrg, how many times must I tell Bra to pick up her toys." Vegeta picked up the doll and through it across the room, it hit the well and said "Vegeta sucks!". "What the?" Vegeta screamed. "You heard me, ugly." Suddenly the doll grabbed a knife and through it at Vegeta (Chucky eat your heart out). Vegeta caught it without effort.

"Listen you little Chucky ripoff, I dont know how you are doing this, but prepare to die!" Vegeta finally flashed it, blowing up the entire kitchen and the doll. A few seconds later... "Bulma is gonna kill me for this, but at least that little monster is gone." Vegeta thought. But that was just the beginning, for as Vegetas house flew deeper into the 'zone. And hours still remained before the test was over.

Suddenly, a small figure walked in. "Hello Daddy!" the figure ran over to Vegeta, it was Bra! But before Bra reached him she disappeared. Then he heard her voice, "Im going to the evolution chamber to meet Han Solo!" "WTF!!!!!" Vegeta screamed, having no clue what was going on. Suddenly a flying monkey came out of nowhere and took Vegeta upstairs, a door labelled "Evolution Chamber" appeared, it had no door knob, but the fly monkey used its tail to open it, and they walked in. He noticed his daughter put a gun to her head, spin the chamber, and pull the trigger. *CLICK*. A man said "You won a million dollars, but you are also being fined for gun trigger abuse, for a million dollars." Vegeta noticed the room was set up as a gambling room, he noticed a table, a man tossed 2 Krillin heads to the table. "12, you lost!!!"

"Hi daddy! I found this cute little kitty on the way in, I think it likes you!" Bra cheered happily. "Hey, that looks like one of those critters from that ancient game, what was it called, Star Crack, Start Craft.... Anyways, its one of those... Zergins, Zeflings, Zerglings yea thats it.... Wait a minute... AHHH!" Vegeta said, as the 'kitty' tour him appart. Suddenly a pimp appeared before Vegeta, "Like my fakeass gold chain son?" Suddenly, Vegeta and Bra were in black clothing, "Im going in" Bra said, in her cheerful 4 year old voice. She grabbed onto a rope that went down into what looked like a computer room. Vegeta jumped after he, and landed flat on his face. Bra jumped off the rope and landed on her father. Suddenly Vegeta went over to computer, wondering "Where am I?"

Suddenly, a picture of that fat guy from Jurrasic Park came up said "uh uh uh! You didnt say the magic word! Uh uh uh! You didnt say the magic word!", Vegeta was getting impatient. Suddenly Bra was in a hot air balloon, Vegeta ran after his daughter and jumped in. "Where are we going!?" Vegeta pleeded. "To the moon!!!!" Bra said. "What!? There is no more moon!!!!" Vegeta said. "Yes there is, the King of Siberia launched a giant cheese into the air and it turned into the moon!" Bra said.

Suddenly her tail grew back. "What the? Your tail was removed when you were born!" Vegeta said to Bra. Suddenly, the balloon exploded, and they fell to the ground, before they both it, they were taken to the planet Vegita. "What the?" Vegeta said, his daughter cowered behind him. "Prince Vegeta, you were to report to King Vegeta at once!" Said a guard. Vegeta walked into the castle. He was then in the Kings Chamber. A curtain blocked King Vegeta. "Son, I have something I want to tell you..." The King said, Bra was glued to her fathers legs. The curtain rose up suddenly... He noticed there were several Kegs of Miller Light around him, "ITS MILLER TIME!" King Vegeta said. "WHAT THE????" Prince Vegeta screamed. King Vegeta walked over to Bra,

"Hey babe, hows about me and you get down tonight?" King Vegeta said, drinking 6 beers at once. Bra suddenly kicked King Vegeta and he King Vegeta yelled "You have defeated me, you are the new Queen! I am no longer Queen Vegeta, errr KING VEGETA, KING!!!". Suddenly numerous Saiyans came out and started singing "All hail Queen Bra!". Suddenly, "Hey daddy you can be my royal joker!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Vegeta screamed, as he woke up. "Huh, it was all just a nightmare..." Vegeta looked at the clock, it was 8:16. "Might as well get breakfast." Vegeta went down stairs, on the fridge was a note, the note, that started it all. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" THE END ***************** Authors notes: I hope you enjoyed this special, im sure you know by now who my 2 favorite characters are. Actually this is a story from a DBZ Twilight Series i was planning on submitting but it never really made it past 2 stories, id post the other one but I doubt anyone could read it without shuddering to death.