Aardvark, also known as Aaron Rappaport, contemplated the task before him. Who would believe them? Who would trust them after the last time?
Dung Beetle, on the other hand, was ready.
"Come on man, this is a great opportunity to get the band back together!" Dung Beetle (alias: Dave Skylark) said to Aaron as they stood in his office.
"The Band?" Aaron questioned.
"You know... Me and you. Ben and Jerry, Orville and Wilbur, Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn... Mary Kate and Ashley man!"
"We work together every day on this god damned show Dave! We're always a team man!" Aaron retorted.
"Yeah, but all those people I just mentioned...they did something great."
"With the exception of Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn."
"Aaron have you even seen Wedding Crashers?" Dave said, hurt.
"Of course I've seen Wedding Crashers!" Exclaimed Aaron, slightly annoyed with Dave's off track behavior.
"But it's a great movie! Owen and—"
Aaron cut him off quickly, "You're getting off topic. We're not doing it. We barely got out the last time, you know with Kim."
Nearly two years ago, the CIA had recruited Dave and Aaron to kill the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un. They had succeeded, but not in the way the CIA wanted them to, which put them at a huge risk.
Dave moved closer to Aaron, who sat at his desk, trying to do work for Skylark Tonight. He leaned down until he was staring Aaron straight in the face.
"This is important. Remember how much it brought our friendship together last time. We need to relight that bond. The CIA needs us again. Are you ready to save the world Aaron Rappaport?"
Aaron contemplated it for a moment before sighing deeply and saying. "Fuck it...let's kill Vladimir Putin."
"Hell Yes my brother!" Dave shouted.
To to be continued...
