I do not own Final fantasy VII.
Emmi: Hiya Vinny!
Vincent: No. I'm not doing a stupid commercial for you, damn fangirl.
Emmi: Then I'll just go talk to Lucrecia and see what she says.
Vincent: O-0 fineā¦
Vincent had been dragged into a commercial studio by some random girl who said he could make enough money to buy a cell phone. He was currently standing near the door to the studio and she was trying to drag him to the backdrop and pedestal with the cereal.
"Vinny baby, Come on and lighten up! You're getting 20000 gil for this gig man." Vincent huffed and walked to the stage. The money was the only reason he was subjecting himself to such humiliation.
Take one:
Vincent stood next to a box of cereal shaped like razor blades and vampire fangs. "Buy this today or I will unleash Chaos on your ass."
Take two:
"Vampire Blades, the truly emo cereal. Can I go now?"
Take three:
"Lucrecia! Why did you have to leave me?! And why for Hojo?! Am I not good enough for you? Is that it? Was I never good enough? Only your guard? Lucrecia! I loved you!"
Take four:
"Emo cereal for emo people."
Take five:
"Lucrecia! Why?!"
Take six:
"Vampire Blades, for the emo in you."
Directors. Truly scary people if you are from FF VII.
