The Necklace

PROLOGUE

Summary: It was a joke, that's all it really was. Until it became serious, then everyone was heartbroken. Especially Sasuke. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi, and enough cusses to feed the starving penguins in Artantica.

Warnings: Yaoi (As in boy X boy), OOC-ness, cross-dressing, cussing (And lots of it), explosive farts, cuddling, OC retards, sucky writing, non-sense, and enough pie to go 'round.


"You, Naruto, I honestly think you're girly-er than you are manly." Max said, taunting him. Max was an annoying, stupid, challenged, blue-eyed, red headed dim-wit with a scar across with his left eye, who just happened to be a (failure of a) football player. He wore a red shirt, blue jeans and a brown belt (Which was in only the right side belt-loops).

"I told you Max, I'm not a girl, I'm not like a girl, I never was, and I'm never gonna be." Naruto said, pissed off by Max's argument just a little bit. Naruto, a manly, average person with blonde hair, an orange and blue jacket, blue eyes, orange jumpsuit pants (Yayz… ^(^3^)^), and just happened to be the star football player. (Yayz? ?(o.0))

"Yeah, keep tellin' that to yourself." Max replied, closing the conversation, the argument. He had won this battle and this war.

Or so he thought…

Max walked around the shop's jewelry section, bored out of his mind. He slowly walked past the isles of shiny stuffs, observing all of the jewelry, until one caught his eye. Max picked up the necklace, a silver, scratched up, abused, poor little heart-like-thingy. Max smirked. The plan was piecing together oh so nicely. His friend, Nathan, (The only reason Max was here, because Nathan needed pick something up, the only one having a car and a license) walked up behind him. Max turned to him, the necklace hanging from his hand.

"Think Naruto can take a joke?"


A/N: Yay! New story! I really hope you guys enjoy this! I'm putting the whole thing up, okay? Okay! Here we go (If I don't have to go to the emergency room soon, see I Think I Love You Too post script for explanation)!