You thought you got rid of me...

And hoped that you'll never see my crazy works here again...

BEEEEP! WRONG! Yes, for few last months I didn't give any signs of being alive, but let's say that I had... cough cough a few problems...

BUT NOW I'M BACK TO TERRORIZE YOU ALL (like in Pokemon... I hate Pokemon...)!!!!! Because now you're reading my another crazy story! It's supposed to be short, but... who knows? Tee heee... -

And sorry for all my English mistakes. I'll try to improve my grammar (somehow I got good mark from English at the end of the year!) And I'll try not to disturb Airi with my... cough cough "work". I think that enough people suffer from knowing me... by now.

Disclaimer (I don't like writing them, so even if I decide to add more chapters there will be only this one disclaimer - at the beginning): I do not own Slayers. And I never will (probably). And another thing:

(...) - These are my comments. Just in case no one got that.

NOTE: Previously mentioned Airi decided to check my ::cough cough:: „work". So I changed... wait... yes, 2 words. THANK YOU AGAIN, AIRI! And thank you Chaos Anita for your suggestion! And thanks everyone who reviewed!


!WARNING! This story involves some crazy insanity and is as stupid as my other stories!

I got inspiration for this story while watching TV. Cartoons, as usual (well, I've heard many times that I'm immature...) OK, Ok... I'll stop talking... ON WITH THE STORY!!!

POWERPUFF GIRLS - SLAYERS STYLE

(or 'Why Xellos is so annoying?')

Dark laboratory, somewhere on the Wolfpack Island...

Tall woman with long blonde, almost white, hair was standing next to the big, black table. Her dark purple apron floated with her every move as she picked up various things and placed them a cote...(damn French...) I meant, next to the big cattle that stood on the table. For all the time she kept her nose in thick book "How I did it - by Prof. Utonium" (??!!). Finally, when it seemed that she completed all ingredients she needed, she approached to the cattle and...

She combined...

"sug... Damn. mysteriousness..."

"spi... Damn, damn! slyness..."

"and everything... Damn, damn, damn!... evil!"

In an effort to create the perfect servants. . However, Zelas accidentally added some...

::CRUSH::

"Chemical A" !!!!!( A from Annoying)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

And that's how Zelas created... Xellos! and... and...

"WHAT?! Only one??!! There supposed to be three of them Damn. It seems that I did something wrong..." said Beastmaster and studied the book carefully.

Meanwhile, a small person observed her from the table. He had dark purple hair, purple eyes, yellow shirt, black trousers and looked exactly like... well...male version of Buttercup.

::blink blink:: "Mommy?"

'Oh well...' thought Zelas, threw book through the window and turned to her "son"

"Okay... So your name is Xellos?"

Boy nodded with happy smile on his face. Zelas turned a little green.

"And you are my servant?"

Boy nodded again with even more cheerfulness, but this time Zelas didn't manage to stand it - so her face had a painful meeting with floor...

"Cheez, I have to do something with your looks, otherwise you'll kill me..." she said and with a sigh she casted a spell on Xellos, who changed in... Mojo Jojo?

Zelas sweatdropped. 'I should spend less time watching Cartoon Network (just like me -)... I think that smoking is safer...' she thought and again tried to change Mojo Jojo boy into something more... umm... bearable. And less cute .

This time she succeeded in 100% - Xellos looked now...

"Perfect..." said Zelas, eyes wide open and with a mouth drop. In front of her stood young, tall man with... naaah, you know how does Xellos look like, so I don't have to describe him or explain Zelas reaction, do I? Anyways, Zelas looked at extremely handsome man.

He blinked and when Beastmaster didn't show any reaction he waved his hand in front of her face.

"Hello? Something's wrong?" Zelas somehow managed to calm herself and make her face look normally again.

"No... Of course no! So now you are my servant and you have to do everything I order you to do. Understand?"

"I have to?"

"Yes you do."

"Why?"

"Because you are my servant."

"Why?"

"Because I created you."

"Why?"

"Because I needed a servant."

"Why?"

"CUT IT OUT! BECAUSE! THAT'S ALL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. NOW GO AND DESTROY A VILLAGE OR SOMETHING!"

"Why?"

"AAAAAARRRGHHH!!!" groaned Zelas and threw Xellos through the window.

"Too much annoyance, I think..." ::sigh::

(And now Chaos Anita suggestion... thanks you reminded me that!)

AND THE DAY GOT RUINED, THANKS TO.. XELLOS!

The End


So. That's the end of my (another) stupid story. At least now - I don't have any ideas for next chapters, so it may stay as a one-shot... Although if someone would help me and give me some ideas...

And that's all. For now! I plan to start new story - again a long one. But knowing my luck when I'll start to write it down someone more talented will also put his story with the same plot on ff.net...

Anyway, R&R! Ideas, not ideas, correct form of PPG intro, my mistakes etc. ... e-mail me or review!