Chapter 1
Twinkle: Yo yo yo! This my story y'all! Let's get this started! ROLL IT!
It was a normal morning. The wind was blowing lightly, the birds were singing, an alarm clock was ringing... wait. What?
RING, RING, RI- SMASH!
"Damn alarm clock." Naruto said as he got out of bed, leaving the smashed alarm clock on the nightstand.
Naruto grabbed his clothes and went to his personal bathroom to take a shower.
"Ugh, mornings." said a grumpy Sasuke. See, he was not a morning person. Oh no. Wake him up anytime before 7 and you'll find yourself with 3rd degree burns.
He too grabbed his clothing and went to his personal bathroom.
Naruto ran downstairs. "Another day, another school, another disaster. Oh well. Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Tell Sasuke that I'll meet him at school!" Naruto yelled to his parents before running out the door.
"We have 7 new students today." Kakashi said to his class.
Knock, knock. SMASH! Pieces of the once standing door flew everywhere.
"Geez! Guess you never heard of knocking!" Kiba exclaimed.
"I did." Naruto said not even giving Kiba a glance.
Kakashi smiled. "How about you-"
"I don't do introductions. Where do I sit?"
"In the back." Kakashi sighed defeated. He got up and went to go fix the door. The second after Kakashi sat down, another person smashed the door in. It was Gaara.
"I sense something." Gaara said as he poked his head through the door to scan the room.
"Something bro-ish?" Naruto said smirking.
"NARUTO XD!" Gaara squealed. (A/N: I know the characters are out of character. Who cares?)
Kakashi got back up to fix the door. He sat, somebody kicked the door in. "W- B- Oh forget it."
"Sasuke." Naruto said.
"Naruto."
"Both of you guys are here! YES!" Gaara said pumping his fist in the air.
Sakura and Ino looked their way. "Both of you stay away from that demon." they said while making discusseded faces.
All got quiet and when Naruto disappeared. "Where'd the new brat go?" Sakura said looking around.
Naruto suddenly appeared behind them, his eyes red and full of bloodlust. "Behind you." he said before he bitch slapped them across the classroom.
"So that's the Nine-tails? Whoop dee fucking do, a 3rd bijou host." Kakashi sighed.
Sasuke smacked Naruto and he went back to normal. "Thanks." he said to Sasuke. He turned to Kakashi. "What do u mean 3rd? I know me and Gaara, but a 3rd?" Naruto said questioning his teacher.
"Why did I even open my big, god damned mouth?" Kakashi said mentally slapping himself. A girl rose from the back wearing a black cloak. "I thought I told u to stay off that topic." she said.
"Well i-" Kakashi said.
"Next time…" She punched a whole in the wall. "…It'll be your head."she finished. Kakashi gulped. "Y-yes m-m-ma'am." he stuttered.
"Whoo-hoo!" Itachi screamed as he's flying down the highway doing 100.
"Your crazy Itachi!" Kisame screamed to the top of his lungs.
"MOMMY SAVE ME!" Tobi screamed. All of a sudden, time stopped. Everyone in the car looked at Tobi.
"I thought you killed your mom." Kisame said. Tobi just shrugged it off. Time started again as the car went flying back down the highway.
"I don't wanna die!" Deidara said as he cried anime style.(1)
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Sasori yelled.
Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara are currently in study hall. (2)
"Who was the girl?" Naruto asked as the sat down, referring to the girl from homeroom.
"That's Twinkle Uzuki. The 10 tailed ultimate bijou." Gaara informed them.(3)
"So what with the black cloak?" Sasuke asked.
"I don't know. All I know is that she always wears it to school and that nobody knows what she looks like. But I do know that she has blue-green eyes. They are the opposite of Kyuubi's eyes when she goes demon."
Just then, somebody burst through the study hall doors. "SASU-KUN! NARU-KUN!" Itachi yelled across the room. (4) He scanned the room and saw raven and blonde under one of the tables. He marched right over with his friends in tow. "Hi!"
"Did you have to yell across the entire fucking room?" Sasuke said as he and Naruto retreated from their hiding spot.
"Yes. Yes I did." Itachi said as he folded his arms across his chest. The bell rung and the kids filed out.
"I am your youthful teacher Gai! And this youthful class is gym. Where you will spread your youthful wings in all their youth!" Gai exclaimed. A mini Gai walked to the front of the classroom. "This is my youthful apprentice, Lee."
"Gai-sensei."
"Lee."
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
All of a sudden, there's a background change. Gai and Lee are hugging and crying. There's an ocean and a sunset going on while the tides are smashed against the cliff they're on. All the kids sweat drop. The background disappears and Gai gets serious.
"Alright. Today we'll have … Twinkle and the new kid, Deidara." He then turns to Twinkle. "IF you don't kill somebody. We had some bad 'situations' last year."
Twinkle and Deidara stood up and went to the center of the gym. "Sure. Whatever." Twinkle said as she threw off the black cloak. She was smirking as some of the boys were drooling.
She had long blonde hair that went pass her ass, with black and red streaks in random places, that was up in ponytails, some coming out as her bangs. As Gaara said before, her eyes were blue-green. She stood about 5'7 and had curves were they needed to be. (5) She was wearing a red top and a black mini skirt, black and red tights and black and red high tops. If you looked close enough, you could see that she had fangs like a cat would have.
"YOUTHFULLY BEGIN!" Gai cried out.
Karin (yes that slut you all know and hate) smirked. Then she stood up and cupped her hands around her mouth as she yelled. "STUPID DEMON! CAN'T FIGHT!" she shouted across the gym.
Everyone, with the exception of the new kids and Twinkle, tackled karin.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET US ALL KILLED BITCH!"
Twinkle on the other hand was super still. When she looked up, her eyes were cat-like but completely black and the pupil was a murderous red. "What did you say bitch? Are you asking to die?" she taunted as she did hand signs.
*poof* A small cat appeared from the smoke.
"Hello." it said very cheerfully. Twinkle pointed to Karin. "Sick 'er Jinjuubi" she said.
So what do you think so far? Do you think I should continue? Even if you don't, I don't give two shits and I'll continue. I'm not trying to be mean, just funny. AND SHOW MY DETERMINED-TO-MAKE-YOU-REVIEW ATTITUDE! Well goodbye.
1:DEIDARA IS MINE!
2: The study hall is in the lunchroom.
3:Twinkle is in NO WAY WHAT SO EVER related to Yugao.
4:Itachi is bi.
5:You can use your imagination. Read and imagine this.
