Yeah… I get too bored. This story is dedicated to my friend, Megan. Thanks… (She`s insane.)

I came up with this at, like, 2:00 AM. Don`t blame me…

Here goes:

"Lalalalalalalaa!" Brownie danced around, using her thumbs to hook on to her suspenders.

North glanced up sharply. "Shostakovich! What is she doing here?!"

Brownie declared herself leader of the elves. "YAY! I HAVE GAINED YOUR TRUST, MY ARMY!"

The elves obliged by saying, "Hoopha hoompha hoompha…" Over and over.

Jack glanced at North. "Erm, is she on your 'Nice' list or 'Naughty' list?"

"Neither," North gave a sheepish shrug.

"WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Jack blinked. "I thought everyone went on one of those two!"

"Like you, Frosty?" Bunny casually commented.

"Erm, what list are you on, Aster?" Jack`s face had a combination of a smirk and his signature impish grin.

Bunny glared. "I`m too old for that Naughty-Nice thingy."

"Oh, yeah? How old is 'old'?" Jack cocked an eyebrow. Bunny threw an egg at him.

"LALALALA… And THEN you stir it until it`s macaroni-y and cheesy!" Brownie tossed some mustard into an uninflated beach ball, then used a vacuum to stir it allllllll up.

The elves all nodded at their new master`s wisdom. They began uttering, "Uppa uppauppauppaaaaaa…"

Then, they broke into a musical performance of "Living on a Prayer" with a series of their usual grunts.

Sandy shrugged and helped himself to a platter of brownies-

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" A sudden wail from, lo and behold, a distraught Brownie. Sandy looked at his snack, added two and two, and, with a sheepish smile, hid the brownie from Brownie.

"MY FRIENDS!" She gasped, the elves chanting ("Llalalalalalalammmoooofffff!") She yanked the platter away from Phil and, with a loud crash, landed in a pile of waffles. "I SAVED YOU THAT WAS CLOSE MY MINONS BOW AND DO GANGAM STYLE!"

This is where the elves all started the can-can. Okay, sure. Why not?

Rob the Elf couldn't have chosen a better time to fall asleep.

"ROBBIE!" Brownie shouted. "Guys, he`s dead!" All the elves started to "Havana" out "Call me maybe", while they buried Rob in a pile of potato chips.

Bunny growled. "Grrrrr… And I hated the real version of this song…."

Jack patted him on the back, then shot a sideways glance at North. "Well, is she on Nice or Naughty?"

North sighed. "Jack, I have three lists. One: Nice. Two: Naughty. Three: Nutty."

"Oh." Jack nodded.

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IN WAL-MART

Heather investigated some fruit. A woman walked by, talking into a Bluetooth (Or whatever those thingys are called) but Heather didn`t know that.

"Hi, how are you?" The woman smiled warmly and picked up a papaya.

Heather didn`t know this person, but she said hello. "Hey, how have you been?"

"I am on the phone." The woman glared.

Heather pointed at the fruit stand. "I am talking to the cantaloupe."

All of a sudden, Brownie and the elves raced in, dressed as varieties of hula dancers, Stitch (Oh wait, maybe that wasn`t a costume…), llamas, elves, Legolas, Batman, and Obi-Wan Kenobi, who just so happened to be selling cabbages at the moment.

Obi-Wan blinked. "If I`m Obi-Wan, does that make you Obi-Two?"

Then, AhsokaTano141516 and rylanwaterbender and Animegirl3210 raced in, shouting, "It`s a trap!"

Brownie yelled, then knocked over the cabbages. "MY CABBAGES!" Obi-Wan shouted desperately.

Pitch came along and gained control of the corn. "Mahwah now I CONTROL ALL OF YOU Bow down before me now!"

Master Yoda skipped in, dressed in Padme`s pretty pink dress and wearing Tooth`s headdress. "Ha-ha he used no grammar funny that is!

Brownie began traumatizing everyone by doing the can can, and then switching to Gangam style.

The elves and the Brownie began throwing assorted fancy fruits at the wall, then, guess what?

There was a trap.

THE END

Yes, a bit… Out there, I admit, but if you stayed up until six in the morning surviving on sugar, you`d feel like you watched "Labyrinth" sixteen times.

I don`t even suggest watching it twice in a row.

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