Author's note

My third story detailing events in each pairs lives. Humor with some adventure I suppose in some chapters.


Chapter 1 Itachi & Kisame

"Geez Itachi-san why do you always have to walk so slow cant we run for once?" Kisame whined.

"No Kisame this is optimum speed for this situation. Besides outside of battle you know I don't run running is for Inuzuka's." Itachi replied.

Itachi and Kisame were traveling through the Land of Water fairly close to the Village Hidden in the Mist. They were sent by Leader to kill an informant giving out information on Akatsuki. Several encounters had already been had between the pair and Mist ninja as Kisame is number one in their Bingo Book. The two are currently heading to an ocean side town where the rat is supposedly staying.

"You may want to do something about your appearance you're easily recognizable, not many people look like there parents are not of the same species." Itachi said.

"You're mean, if we were in Konoha everyone would recognize you, and could you stop acting like you have no emotions you heartless freak!" Kisame yelled.

Needless to say this was early on in their partnership, but after the second Tsukiyomi Kisame started to see things Itachi's way.

"Please dear God don't do that again." Kisame said with fear in his voice.

"What? Cant take 72 hours of being made into shark fin soup?" Itachi replied.

They arrived at the town soon after and decided to go into the local tavern to get information about their target. Kisame received many odd stares and it was getting really hard for him to not start shaving some people.

"So do you know anything about a Mr. Jones." Itachi asked the bartender.

The bartender himself was heavily intoxicated and so his only reply was this:

"Whazza hells up wit dos eyes o your's, ya already dronk? And dat ponytail is purty gay don't ya think?"

Itachi was not amused


"You didn't have to set fire to the place did you Itachi?" Kisame asked.

"He made fun of my ponytail no one makes fun of my ponytail and lives." Itachi said.

Kisame always thought the ponytail was rather girly but was never stupid enough to tell that to Mr. I killed my whole clan and I'll kill you too. "Yeah but isn't Amaterasu a bit extreme, that things still burning and I think it branched over to the forest."

"I don't have time for your environmentalist concerns." Itachi had had it and was now facing his partner with his sharingan staring Kisame in the eye. "We are already behind schedule and I don't like not making a deadline."

"Well maybe we wouldn't be behind schedule if we would've ran here instead of walking so slowly I could feel the fucking continental drift!" Kisame yelled also fed up with his partner.

It was on.


72 Tsukiyomi hours later

"Please no more soup Itachi! Please!" Kisame yelled.

"Do you see it my way now?"

"Argh, damnit. Pant, pant…. Are you even able to see at all with those busted eyes of yours?"


72 more Tsukiyomi hours later

"Well now that we've established the ground rules of our partnership Kisame I believe we'll be a very effective team, don't you think?"

"…………" Kisame was too traumatized by the torture to reply.

"Alright now let's find our target and get back to base."

A few hours later their target was nabbed and the duo returned to the Akatsuki base. Pein was waiting for them inside, which was odd as they never notified him they were coming back it looked like he'd been standing in the same spot for several hours.

"Well how did the mission go?" Pein asked.

"It went-" Both started to reply at the same time but with a glare from Itachi Kisame quieted down.

"It went well Leader-sama the target was nabbed with little difficulty." Itachi replied.

"Well what's this I hear from Zetsu about an Amaterasu Itachi?" Pein asked.

Kisame was trying to keep in his glee as now Leader would surely reprimand Itachi for the act.

"Someone made fun of my ponytail so I set him on fire. It was unavoidable."

"Ah. Alright then carry on with your business. I hope you two will become good friends as you can't be effective partners without being good friends." Pein said totally out of character.

Kisame was fucking pissed.


Author's note

Alright chapter one completed. Each chapter will probably be about this long. And new chapters will come every few days or so.