Have You Ever Seen a Mop?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Lord of the Rings.

Haha, this is something we simply made at lunch and wanted to see how weird and messed up we could make it. Enjoy, flames are welcomed with open hearts...Oh, and Hinata has a clone in this...

(Random pregnant lady walks by)

Hinata: Oh my god a fetus!

Kiba: What? Where? What fetus?

Hinata: (slap) Retard! Use the Byakugan! Oh, right never mind.

(Itachi walks by with Sara clinging to arm)

Sasuke: (runs up behind) IM GONNA KILL YOU! (pulls on neckband)

Sara: (still clinging) Don't touch him! He's infinitely smexier than you!

Sasuke: (stops chasing) but...but...(sniffles) I thought you loved ME!

Kiba: Oh my god! Sara's cheating! On Itachi's brother!

Itachi: (gasp) How could you?

(Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro come in)

Gaara: Hi

(Sara screams and hides behind Itachi)

Gaara: (cries) Nobody likes me!

Temari: (hugs)

Sara: Don't kill me!

(Random wizard poofs into room)

Kankuro: Oh my god! A wizard!

Wizard: My name is Gandolf thank you.

Kankuro: Ohhhhh sooorrry, Mr. OMG I HAVE A FREAKIN NAME!

Gandolf: (slaps)

Temari: (grabs Kankuro) calm boy, sit.

Kankuro: (sits)

Gaara: continues crying

Temari: TOO MUCH EMOTIONAL STRESS!

(Sasuke and Itachi continue fighting)

Sara: (grab Itachi) AHHHHHHHH

Hinata: singing FETUUUUUUUSSSS

Kiba: I'm confused...(leaves)

Pregnant woman: BASTARD! (kicks Hinata)

Hinata: (gasp, kicks back)

Itachi: BITCH FIGHT

----------far, FAR away (in our lunchroom)--------------------

Zoe: I am NOT in love with Orochimaru!

Benji: (holds up paper that says "Zoe loves Orochimaru") Yes you are

Zoe: IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Benji: (being strangled) AIR

Alexandra: Am I the only SANE one here?

Madison: Im relatively normal

Alexandra: suuuuure you are

Benji: I love air!

Leah: You love everything!

Benji: noooooo...yesssss...What's your point?

Mr Brandon: Hardcore means your shoelaces are untied!

Everyone: What?

Mr Brandon: (humming) lalala (walks away)

Lzz: What the fuck?

Tim: I AM A GOTHIC DRUMMER!

Melina: (hits Tim with cheese)

Lzz: Fish heads!

Melina: Ah!

Benji: Where's Sara?

(Everyone gets really quiet)

Zoe: She left to fall in love with Itachi.

Melina: Aw, I wanted to go

Benji: Damnitt out of pencils

(goes downstairs, comes up with handful of pencils)

Mom: What are you doing?

Benji: Writing about fetus's

Mom: right... (thinking Where did we go wrong?)

Alexandra: Who's Itachi?

(Everyone stares in disbelievment)

Tim: gothic?

Melina: Cheese on forehead!

Tim: (skulks)

Zoe: Alex is not worthy of Itachi...

Lzz: (kicks Alexandra) BITCH!

Melina: Shikamaru is sexy

Benji: The stripper?

Tuna: BOO

everyone: TALKING TUNA!

Lzz: cool

Tuna: ABRAKADABRA!

(All fall into really cool vortex)

Alexandra: oh no! I was left behind...oh well

-------------------------------(closet)----------------------------

Melina: squishy...ow

Lzz: DOORKNOB! (opens door)

Zoe: Why is there a closet here?

(We look around see trees)

Benji: SQUIRREL

Matt: Oh my god Leah. I LOVE YOU!

Leah: AHHHHH! (hides behind Higgs)

Higgs: Why the fuck am I here?

Ms. Sammons: (tangled in bed sheets with Bill Nye the Science Guy and Mr. Warren) Ah!

Higgs: Free porn!

Mr. Warren: Oh, Bill, you're so firm!

Bill Nye the Science Guy: Mr. Warren you're a property of matter

Lzz: I always wondered what his pickup line was.

Benji: (blink) Why?

Lzz: (blushes) No reason...

Mr. Brandon: I don't like lectures

Leah: OH SHUT UP!

Zoe: (stabs Mr Brandon) Whoah, where did I get a knife?

Higgs: I want a knife

Taylor: OMG is he dead? (starts humping)

Tim: NECROPHYLIAC!

Melina: (hits Tim with cheese...again)

Tim: Why cheese? Why not melons?

Taylor: Oh yeeeaaa Mr. Brandon!

Ms. Sammons: Is this appropriate?

Tim: no

Lzz: I think poser ninjas with yellow hair are sexy!

hehe. Hope you enjoyed if you didn't, then flame me...boo hoo. Hahahahahahahaha I rule the world!

Love

Benji!