Reno and Rude on some IMs
you can think of these as any program you want, I don't care.

The spelling and grammar, much like on any IM record, is terrible. I did this in realtime on an IM program with my friend Marleh . . . she's Rude to my Reno. And NO, there is absolutely NOT going to be any Rude/Reno yaoi here. We're Runo supporters (Rufus/Reno or vice versa)
This is just the first night of IMing . . . and by far the longest. There will be more chapters, with more nights of IM chats.

Due to issues with asterisks, I'm putting the actions in bold italics. regular italics are emphasis in phrasing
feel free to help me find any that I missed


Reno says: remind me never to pick up struggling kids when running from Bahamut . . . I don't wanna have fingers in my sinuses
Rude says: ok...though I'd probably be massaging my broken nose you whapped earlier
Reno says: you saw that thing, you wanna stay and fight that, or complain about an emr to the nose?
Rude says: I think I'll just pick the kids up
Rude says: and run my ass outta there
Reno says: at least you didn't get fingers in your sinuses
Rude says: that's your own fault. you've never been good with the midgets
Reno says: well you aren't exactly the best cushion to fall on either
Rude says: at least you didn't get knocked on the head with a fucking sign..fake anger lol
Reno says: yeah, but you got a stronger skull than I do
Rude says: aalllll because of you
Reno says: hey, at least all those knocks to the head are helping you
Rude says: hmph. and all of the knocks to your head are only making you worse
Reno says: could be them, could be the liquor
Rude says: and the smokes
Reno says: that too
Rude says: told yah it would get to yah
Reno says: that you did. plus there's other things contributing to my soft head
Rude says: do tell
Reno says: if you ain't been in a private meeting with the boss, you don't need to know
Reno says: I lost track of how many I've been in
Rude says: oh good lord.
Reno says: what? grins
Rude says: now I remember.
Reno says: remember what?
Rude says: what you told me in detail about your little...meetings with the boss
Reno says: did I? I must've been drunk
Rude says: no...you were bored
Reno says: hmm, I don't remember that. I musta drank it away then
Rude says: obviously snorts
Reno says: for such a quiet guy, you're one helluva smartass
Rude says: it's amazing what you can learn about people
Reno says: oh really, do tell
Reno says: who you got dirt on?
Rude says: ask and you might receive partner
Reno says: what'cha learned about . . . oh, let's start with Tseng
Rude says: hm. lessee. he's a lighty when it comes to booze. I saw him get drunk on just a couple shots of vodka
Reno says: aw shit. I should bet him on drinking 'im under the table then
Rude says: he's sucks at gambling too. that's why he stays out of our bets
Reno says: damn . . . so he's no fun for a reason then
Rude says: exactly...just never play chess or anything like that against him;
Reno says: so nothin' with a brain against the geek, gotcha
Rude says: yup.
Reno says: I thought he was just an uptight workaholic before, now he's a geek too. that's sad. Funny, but sad
Rude says: you forget he's kicked your ass at hand to hand combat too
Reno says: yeah, but I'm used to that shit. he ain't ran with me before so I can't knock him on his head as much
Rude says: yea...I think that's the reason Rufus put me with you
Reno says: speaking of, you got anything on him that I don't know yet?
Rude says: Probably not.
Reno says: you ever keep track of them meetings? since I forgot how many I've been to, I should probably put a number to it
Rude says: you've been there...from the entire time you've been a Turk..counts like...over 100 times?
Reno says: thought it'd be a pretty high number. just can't get enough of me
Reno says: hehehe
Reno says: so what'cha got on Elena?
Rude says: she's half lezz
Reno says: that ain't no surprise. who she after? Tifa?
Rude says: dunno who. but she's got the hots for some chick
Reno says: maybe she should get that chick and do a three way with Tseng, loosen him up a bit
Rude says: my thoughts exactly
Reno says: we should find out who and lock the three of them in an office sometime
Rude says: shrugs I'd rather be able to work than have to hear them...sweatdrops
Reno says: hey, I didn't say stick around for the show, just lock 'em in and leave 'em
Rude says: this place echoes remember
Reno says: lock 'em in at closing time, let 'em out the next day
Reno says: or better yet, over the weekend
Rude says: that would be interesting to see.
Reno says: so find out who, and next weekend, we do lockdown on 'em
Rude says: fo sure. who do you think it is?
Reno says: I think it's one of the Avalanche chicks, either Tifa or Yuffie
Rude says: I'm thinking Yuffie. what about you?
Reno says: I gotta go Tifa . . . for some reason, I see Elena all droolin' over her fighting skills and that rack of hers
Rude says: true true...I dunno why. but I gotta feeling Cloud's got the hots for Yuffie
Reno says: Cloud? probably, if he's tired of being ass-pirated by Sephiroth
Rude says: yeah. snorts and the vampire/experiment/guy is getting ass raped by that pilot
Reno says: probably. and you know the gundude wants to be bent over by Cloud all the time
Rude says: but I haven't seen that happening
Reno says: nah, Cloud ain't givin' him what he wants. he'd probably take the short haired dude you fought while I was busy with the girly haired dude
Rude says: eww
Reno says: hey, I don't care 'bout who wants what in their ass, outside of bossman
Rude says: I was wondering who was bending over who
Reno says: I'd prolly be cut off if this got out though . . . you know he'd hate anyone knowing that he lets someone else have control
Rude says: no shit. but you cant control what happens in the bedroom
Reno says: nope, that's for damn sure. that's why I've had to start a collection of emrs, instead of just one
Rude says: ...do I want to know what you've been doing with those?
Reno says: not the ones I take to the meetings. I keep them separate from my battle emrs
Rude says: oh good god...shakes head
Reno says: like you said, can't control what happens in the bedroom
Rude says: indeed...but you can prepare
Reno says: which I do now. I know that sounds like an oxymoron, prepared Reno. it sounds weird to me too
Rude says: it sounds almost impossible
Reno says: yup, really fucking improbable, ain't it?
Rude says: no fucking shit lol
Rude says: how many 'emr's do you have now Reno
Reno says: of which type? or do you mean altogether?
Rude says: just gimme the numbers
Reno says: lesse . . . I got 8 meeting emrs and 15 battle emrs
Reno says: I keep more battle ones in case I get 'emergency meetings' after a battle
Rude says: good lord...headdesk
Reno says: whut? I ain't got control over when the bossman calls me in
Rude says: suuure. more control than the rest of us
Reno says: I may call the shots, but he calls the meetings.
Rude says: yeah. and he gets pissy if you miss one of them
Reno says: hell yeah, bossman's spoiled, but I don't mind spoilin' him more
Rude says: sigh and he seems to spoil you right back
Reno says: what, the bottles of fancy bourbon and cigars I get? I'm just as fine with regular stuff
Rude says: ...yeah right
Reno says: really, ain't no big deal. best gifts I get from him are in the meetings
Rude says: snorts you act as if your sniffin meth after those meetings
Reno says: there a reason I shouldn't be happy?
Rude says: no...I'm just sayin
Reno says: if ya only knew . . . there's some stuff I'm sure I ain't shared yet that bossman does damn well
Rude says: I don't think I want to know
Reno says: yeah, that'd be . . . y'know, kinda odd for ya
Reno says: 'specially in board meetings
Rude says: yeaaah...sometimes I'm glad to be single;
Reno says: heh, I think you'd benefit from havin' someone around ya
Rude says: like who? and you better not try to play matchmaker again
Reno says: nah, I don't need ta tell ya who to date. just someone
Rude says: ...has no idea
Reno says: maybe someone to rub them knots outta your head that I keep givin' ya
Rude says: they rub themselves out just fine
Reno says: what, you don't like people touchin' your head?
Rude says: I still don't think I need someone
Reno says: maybe not need, but nothin' wrong with wantin'
Rude says: ...blank stare
Reno says: I'm sure Cloud don't need Sephiroth, but he sure as hell wants him, for an example
Rude says: shrugs don't want or need...and especially don't want you lecturing me
Reno says: hey, I ain't tellin' ya what to do, just making suggestions. I didn't think I wanted or needed anyone 'til that first meeting
Rude says: meh. well...that's you...besides. I don't think I have time for anyone. at least Rufus is apart of SHINRA
Reno says: alright, I'mma let it go then. oh yeah, I forgot, I still owe you a pair of shades again, don't I?
Reno says: you need some tougher shades, I keep breakin' 'em
Rude says: no. it's just your heavy ass feet keep steppin on them cuz you don't look where your goin
Reno says: dude, if I didn't keep falling from high ass places or flyin' through the air, I'd be able to look where I'm goin'
Rude says: your a Turk. you should be able to see where your going
Reno says: so you were able to see where you were goin' when that silver haired punk punched me into you and we both went flyin?
Rude says: yes. we were going backwards dumbass
Reno says: oh so you have eyes in back of your head then
Rude says: no. I just have a sense of direction smirk
Reno says: how d'ya know that you weren't about to hit a building then?
Rude says: because we were in the middle of the street. use the brain cells the booze hasn't killed yet
Reno says: more like a sidewalk . . . if you remember. the road was to the side of us, with all them people running in it
Reno says: and there was the motorcycles we coulda hit
Rude says: the only buildings were still either in front of us or to the side of us
Reno says: doesn't account for the motorcycles still, but then if you're gonna stick with streets, there coulda been parked cars
Rude says: there were no cars last I remember
Reno says: doesn't mean there wasn't a possibility they coulda been there
Reno says: 'specially with people panicking and abandoning shit
Rude says: your using what ifs. I'm using memory. your not gonna win this argument Reno
Reno says: shit, I'm almost sounding prepared again . . . I gotta stop doin' that
Rude says: Rufus is having a good effect on you grinz
Reno says: he likes me being a random lazy slob though . . . that's why I gotta stop
Rude says: heh
Reno says: what'cha laughin' about?
Rude says: the fact that he likes you being a slob but is getting you used to being prepared. its ironic
Reno says: gotta keep the bossman happy . . . besides, you seen his dad, what better way to prove he ain't his pops?
Rude says: I couldn't stand that old man
Reno says: none of us could. 'cept maybe Tseng . . . I wouldn't be surprised if there was more than one reason he'd hired the geek
Rude says: freaking pedo...I swear
Reno says: no shit. I've been told some fucked up tales of that ass
Rude says: same
Reno says: you heard the one about the day Tseng was hired? that one's really fucked up
Rude says: I dunno if I've heard that one. what happened
Reno says: well, I heard about it from bossman . . . it was a lot longer ago than Tseng would tell ya. Rufus was only like, 12, and he was sent off to one of the other houses the day this scraggly little black haired boy showed up on the front step.
Reno says: there was somethin' he did not need ta see in his pop's eyes . . . thinkin' back on it, he recognizes it now, but had no clue at that age
Rude says: what did he see?
Rude says: don't tell me he!
Reno says: you seen how I look when bossman calls me in . . .
Rude says: oh my god...no wonder Tseng acts like he has a stick up his ass
Reno says: no shit. probably pissed as hell that bossman's pops is gone
Rude says: oh relieved as hell and just doesn't want it happening again. maybe that's why he's protective of Rufus
Reno says: could be . . . but bossman did get some long breaks from the house his pops was in at the time . . . I don't even wanna know after that much information
Rude says: I'm sorry you do
Reno says: nah, it's cool, but serious, we gotta get that lockdown for Elena, Tseng, and Elena's girlycrush goin' soon . . . I'd tell Tseng that I can watch over bossman, but he wouldn't believe me, and even if I insisted, he'd wanna know why
Rude says: yeah...maybe I can think up something
Rude says: or get Rufus in on it
Reno says: you'd do better than me on thinkin' . . . for getting bossman in, I'm sure I could handle that much . . . grins
Rude says: no...he might be able to get Tseng to do what we need him to do
Reno says: true. if Tseng listens to anyone, it's bossman. he'd be instantly suspicious of me
Reno says: I know he don't trust me
Rude says: and he's suspicious of me if your involved
Reno says: as always
Rude says: duh
Reno says: I'm instant suspicion in a messy suit
Reno says: well, to him
Rude says: messy suit with constant sex hair geeze
Reno says: hey, I at least brush it
Rude says: suuuuure
Reno says: my tail's not a dreadlock yet, is it?
Rude says: ...almost
Reno says: there was a meeting just before I got here . . . didn't have time to clean up.
Reno says: why do you think I'm in such a good mood?
Rude says: sigh these meetings are getting more and more frequent
Reno says: bossman's insatiable sometimes. so? I notice you aren't commenting on the length of them
Rude says: cuz it gives me peace and quiet for a while
Reno says: yeah . . . quite a while . . . hehehe
Rude says: indeed
Reno says: ya know . . . I prolly shouldn't even say this, but most of the time we ain't even doin' 'stuff'
Rude says: really
Reno says: yeah
Reno says: heheh, put it this way, it ain't so much a want thing anymore
Rude says: I can tell
Reno says: oh yeah?
Rude says: you two seem to have your way of being 'cozy' out of his office too. and I can tell its more than physical
Reno says: oh do tell . . . and has anyone else noticed?
Rude says: I think 'Lena's catching on but Tseng's in his own world most of the time so I don't think he knows
Reno says: damn. I'm gonna hafta make sure she don't say nothin'
Rude says: she already came to me and I talked to her don't worry partner
Reno says: alright, cool
Reno says: so what are these 'cozy' things we're doing?
Rude says: barely noticeable things. smiles, 'secret' holding hands. I've caught you two snuggling in the hallway once. but I ducked away before I got caught
Reno says: so you'd have to be hella slick to catch them, huh?
Rude says: I've worked with you for god knows how many years and I'm the observant type. what do you expect
Reno says: well yeah, I figure if anyone woulda known first without me or bossman sayin' anything, it woulda been you
Rude says: heh. and you were right. but Elena's thinking it's the cutest thing ever since she's caught a few things too
Reno says: we're 'cute'?
Rude says: shrugs I guess
Rude says: it might be a girl thing
Reno says: must be. cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna call any kinda couple cute
Reno says: hot, maybe, but not cute
Rude says: even the sickeningly fluffy ones you see sarcasm
Reno says: that there would be cavity-inducing. make ya think you're eating pure sugar by the pound
Reno says: ugh
Rude says: yuck
Reno says: only thing 'cute' I see about me and bossman is maybe some of the sounds bossman can make that I ain't gonna go into detail about
Rude says: please don't
Reno says: he's got squeaky hiccups though. those are cute
Rude says: snickers
Reno says: what, the thought of squeaky hiccups or me calling 'em cute?
Rude says: the squeaky hiccups...our boss..lol
Reno says: maybe sometime I'll record 'em . . . they really are cute
Rude says: still...the thought of them is funny
Reno says: yeah, I could see why that'd be funny
Rude says: still snickering then coughs what has Rufus been up to lately anyway? none of us have been given missions
Reno says: planning something big, I dunno what yet
Rude says: ...should I be worried?
Reno says: I dunno. I'm wonderin' if I should be worried
Rude says: ...sometimes you can never tell with him
Reno says: yeah, he's slick like that. must be something important or somesuch if I don't even know 'bout it
Rude says: you would know
Reno says: I know, normally I do, but . . . this time I don't
Rude says: it's odd. very odd
Rude says: I'll be right back partner. gotta go have a drink
Reno says: yeah, wish I knew what exactly was goin' on . . . alright, go get your drink on
Rude says: I did. heh. it was tasty
Reno says: oh, here's an idea of what bossman's hiccups sound like. it's someone else, but it sure sounds like his - (link omitted for security reasons)
Rude says: those are hilariously cute
Reno says: aren't they? I have to keep from giggling madly when he's got hiccups
Rude says: lol. your right. it really is cute
Reno says: let's just hope he doesn't get them suddenly in a board meeting
Rude says: oh geeze..imagines
Reno says: 'Lena would probably do that squealing 'omg how cute!' thing that girls seem to do, and who knows what Tseng would do
Reno says: I might actually giggle, if that happened
Rude says: I..would probably feel mortified for poor Rufus
Reno says: well, it would keep Tseng from realizing if I did start laughing
Rude says: yup
Reno says: cuz if he finally catches on . . . I don't wanna know what he'd try to do to me
Rude says: probably dissect you
Reno says: then he'd get his ass fired and end up a bum, or somethin' . . . bossman would ream him in the worst way for that
Rude says: you would think your both protective of each other
Reno says: . . . sometimes I hate being a redhead covers face
Rude says: why?
Reno says: cuz I blush too damn easily, that's why.
Rude says: heheh. what happened this time
Reno says: your comment on us being all protective of each other and shit
Rude says: it's true
Reno says: yeah, I know, but that don't mean it ain't gonna make me blush, ya know. kinda blows my rep
Rude says: what rep
Reno says: that "love 'em and leave 'em" rep
Rude says: I know you better than that Reno. I don't think you'll leave Rufus so easily
Reno says: hell naw I ain't ditchin' bossman . . . I . . . nevermind
Rude says: what? you love him?
Reno says: no
Reno says: . . .
Reno says: well . . .
Reno says: maybe . . .
Rude says: knew it
Reno says: dude what? how the hell did you know?
Rude says: I can see it. you forget your my best friend
Reno says: . . . yeah, well . . . it ain't like it's . . . well . . . I ain't told him that
Reno says: don't know how he'd take it and all
Rude says: you will. and I know he feels the same so don't let him go even if he needs time to take it in
Reno says: he doe . . .? damn. shows how much I pay attention.
Rude says: no..you're just more paying attention to keeping him happy
Reno says: yeah . . . that's true. that was kinda the reason I hadn't said nothin' yet . . . didn't think he was quite on the same page
Rude says: You should try telling him sometime
Reno says: ah shit . . . I know I'm gonna turn hella red when I do. probably blend in with my tats even
Rude says: more than likely doesn't care
Reno says: some help you are. any advice, mister observant?
Rude says: take it slow. just in case is all I can say. don't scare him away
Reno says: as insistent as he is on seeing me so often, I don't think that's as big a problem as other relationships
Rude says: just saying. I've seen it happen before, so I was just warning ya
Reno says: hell, for all I know, this big thing he's planning is gonna be surprise for me. it'd explain why I don't know about it
Rude says: who knows? shrugs
Reno says: if I don't, the only one that would, would be bossman himself
Rude says: yup
Reno says: and he ain't tellin' me. makes me kinda nervous, ya know?
Rude says: it would. with all the stunts he's pulled
Reno says: yeah. I'm surprised I kept my cool when he dived off that building
Reno says: I wanted to kill the ass that he was shootin' at
Rude says: anything connected to Sephiroth is trouble for us
Reno says: yeah . . . 'specially when it makes Ruphy jump offa buildings
Rude says: what was that? the second time something like that has happened to him? is ignoring nickname
Reno says: yeah. it's really startin' to wear thin . . .
Rude says: that's what we all get for being apart of SHINRA
Reno says: true, but it don't mean I gotta like bossman bein' in danger
Rude says: no one does Reno
Reno says: I know he can handle, but damn if I don't freak out.
Rude says: at least Tseng and Elena caught him before he hit the ground
Reno says: yeah . . . damn lucky they survived. I'da tried to catch him if they didn't
Rude says: we were over 50 meters away Reno.
Reno says: doesn't mean I can't try
Rude says: true
Reno says: you know if I ever freaked openly about bossman bein' in danger, I'd put Tseng's protectiveness to shame
Rude says: I've seen you freak out. and you don't put it to shame. you make it non-existent
Reno says: geek'd probably have a heart attack if he saw it
Rude says: or have a brain aneurism
Reno says: his brain'd shut right down. goin' "wtf is Reno doin' freaking out over the boss"
Rude says: or he'd just go 'OMG. ULTRA-OOC-FREAK dies'
Reno says: hell yeah. prolly thinks I barely care about bossman
Rude says: he thinks all you care about is booze and getting laid. I asked him
Reno says: that's damn funny. booze and getting laid both come second
Rude says: in his eyes its first on your list
Reno says: actually, I should call those like . . . fourth or fifth . . . a lotta my list goes to bossman
Rude says: I can tell
Reno says: glad he don't know that though
Rude says: who? Tseng?
Reno says: yeah. the way he tries to protect bossman, you'd think he's crushin' on 'im
Reno says: he better not be
Rude says: you would think. I think he's got it bad for 'Lena tho...grumbles
Reno says: probably. and why ya grumblin?
Rude says: nothin.
Reno says: there somethin' you ain't tellin' me?
Rude says: what do you mean?
Reno says: buddy? 'sup? I know you don't grumble lightly . . .
Rude says: it's nothin Reno.
Reno says: You sure? cuz if there's somethin' wrong, you know I wanna help
Rude says: ok ok. I got it for 'Lena. happy
Reno says: hey, I ain't gonna tease you 'bout it. I'd offer help, but ya know, she's kinda suspicious of anything I tell her anyways
Rude says: that's your fault lol
Reno says: a few jokes here and there never hurt nobody
Rude says: and pranks.
Reno says: them too, but nothing was dangerous
Rude says: yeah but enough
Reno says: so maybe that weekend lockdown idea needs a little tweaking . . .
Rude says: what are you thinking?
Reno says: well, as much as Tseng needs whatever telephone pole he's got jammed up his ass pulled out . . . I'd rather my buddy be happy
Rude says: you know she prolly doesn't feel the same and you know it
Reno says: too bad I screwed up the rapport I usedta have with her . . . I woulda asked discreet-like and shit
Reno says: you know I can when I put my mind to it
Rude says: my god. Reno's actually thinking something up...and what do you think you are? a ninja?
Reno says: hey, I can be slick! just ask bossman. I had to do some fancy footwork 'round him to even get those meetings started
Rude says: I believe you don't worry
Reno says: hmmm . . . who else do I know can do this . . . I'd ask Tifa to ask her, but since I think she's got that thing for her, it'd be awkward
Rude says: very. and Tseng...uhh...no
Reno says: nah, you and bossman are the only ones left that trust me
Reno says: gotta go through someone in avalanche
Rude says: and it would be odd for Boss to ask Elena..I guess I'll have to do it
Reno says: well, what if I get someone in avalanche to do it, and maybe be all slick . . . oh wait, Yuffie's slick like that . . . she could ask and stuff
Reno says: she don't always trust me, but she'd help if I said it weren't for me
Rude says: shrugs you're obviously the mastermind here. wait...why do I get the feeling someone's reading this over your shoulder? sweatdrops
Reno says: what? naw. I ain't got an over the shoulder reader. anyone that would is asleep.
Rude says: you sure Reno? cuz Rufus seems to like popping up behind you
Reno says: I'm lookin' at him right now, curled up under the blankets. 'bout as many of them as the layers he wears
Rude says: snorts how does he not roast in all of those layers?
Reno says: I dunno. maybe it's cuz they're white?
Reno says: well, most of them
Rude says: shrugs we may never know
Reno says: yup. but I'll send off a message to Yuffie sometime, tell her what I need ta know and from who, and that it ain't for me
Rude says: you don't have to do this
Reno says: I don't gotta do a lot of stuff, but hey, I like helpin' out my buddy, you know that. consider it a gift for all the times you didn't clock me for whapping you with my emr
Rude says: heh. thanks. and did you know Tseng sleep walks/talks?
Reno says: for reals? anything said clearly or somethin?
Rude says: he just knocked on my door when you sent your last message and started telling me about the 'yodeling cookies' he wanted to catch and make a cake outta them.
Rude says: I think he forgot to eat before sleeping
Reno says: dude, that's fuckin' hilarious
Rude says: I wish I had a camera. heh. he left after that tho
Reno says: that is just too damn funny. and a vid of it woulda been blackmail gold
Rude says: I know. but I was too surprised to do anything but look at him
Reno says: next time, keep a camera by your door or somesuch, cuz that would be too funny to watch
Rude says: I may just do that
Reno says: sweet. can't wait to see it, whenever it happens again
Rude says: lets hope soon heh. what's going on over there?
Reno says: not a lot . . . bossman might wake up soon, but that's a guess. there is one thing that's kinda odd to me though . . . ya know that place he gets his expensive ass watches from and shit? there's a catalog from them on the table
Rude says: lol. what's odd about that
Reno says: it ain't open to no watches
Rude says: what's it open to
Reno says: . . . stuff with emeralds and sapphires in it . . . and they go on ya fingers . . .
Rude says: rings?
Reno says: yeah . . . didn't wanna say it, cuz . . . ya know . . .
Rude says: maybe it's a sign
Reno says: fuck, really? ya think maybe that might have somethin' to do with this big plan and shit?
Rude says: maybe
Rude says: xD
Reno says: hoshit . . . you know if his pops was around, he'd have a fuckin' heart attack if this is what I'm thinkin' it is
Rude says: you never know till he tells you
Reno says: yeah. hell, I might have a fuckin' heart attack if it is . . . or faint. and you know I don't do that
Rude says: if you do and I find out. I will laugh and you know it
Reno says: yeah
Reno says: and I won't blame ya
Rude says: but. I guess you'll see when the time comes. after all I don't think you'll mind wouldja
Reno says: definitely have to wait and see . . . and minding? looks over at Rufus nah, I wouldn't mind at all
Rude says: I think you two will be good for each other
Reno says: yeah?
Rude says: yeah
Rude says: you two really are
Reno says: huh . . . maybe 'Lena isn't too wrong with her description of 'cute' . . .
Reno says: and yea, I'm doing that stuck on stupid face that I'm sure you've caught before
Rude says: you always have that on when you look at Rufus. and what do you mean 'Lena isn't wrong?
Reno says: I unno, I just think 'cute' is startin' to fit afterall . . . I mean . . . I dunno what I mean, but it just fits somehow
Rude says: toldja
Reno says: I don't get it . . . I can see what I mean in my head, but I can't make it into words, and I'm usually pretty good with words . . . barring nasty looking summons
Rude says: yeah. you were kinda speechless when you saw the Bahamut...before almost whapping me in the face again
Reno says: you weren't much for spewing out anything more than "hell no", but you don't talk much anyways
Rude says: no I don't. at least out loud
Reno says: so nasty looking summons and bossman can make me speechless. I dunno if that should be a compliment or an insult
Reno says: and yeah, your fingers do a lot of talking on chats
Rude says: I think ones a compliment to the boss and the others..i have no idea
Rude says: and I guess I like typing meh
Reno says: s'ok, everyone talks different, you talk with typing more. zones out staring again
Rude says: your really hooked buddy. brb. someone's at my door again.
Reno says: get the vid cam ready
Rude says: It wasn't needed
Reno says: ah, so who was it?
Rude says: one of the newbies running around. she was lost and knocked on the first door she saw..god...why do we have them around again
Reno says: cuz we recruited them? damned if I know, ask Tseng. just means more people I gotta keep tryin' ta fool
Rude says: and more problems for the rest of us. I swear...the girl I was getting off my back I think has a crush on the boss
Reno says: oh hell no! I will smack her down so hard if she even looks at him sideways
Rude says: she has...and has been giggling and shit with the rest of his fans...you have some too Reno
Reno says: what? where? I ain't noticed 'em
Reno says: they're gonna be hella shocked once bossman says we ain't gotta hide it no more
Rude says: the boys and girls who always lookit you and say yo so cool and all that shit. I don't know why but some have given me letters to give to you earlier...looks at them an cringes
Reno says: oh gods . . . they gotta be real shit if they're the douchebags that think I say yo all the time.
Rude says: yeaup
Reno says: think I was fuckin' Raijin with his fuckin "ya know?"s
Reno says: I'm gonna smack the shit outta him someday for sayin' that so much
Rude says: I know..preety annoying. I told a couple off for yah. the ones that have tried to talk to you through me since we first saw the douches
Reno says: thanks buddy. now I just gotta get bossman's fans offa his ass. or would that be my ass now? hehehe
Rude says: they'll be on your ass trying to do you off when they find out and you know it
Reno says: yeah, but as I said, once bossman says it's cool, they'd get their heads blown off for tryin'
Reno says: and I won't be the one holdin' the shotty
Rude says: yeah. it'll be a sight to see
Reno says: we'd lose a good half dozen of the noobs before they learn to back off
Rude says: more than that...there's a good buncha them
Reno says: damn, how many are there?
Rude says: I don't think you want to know
Reno says: shit, we're gonna lose over halfa the noobs, ain't we?
Rude says: at least almost all the girlies. there's one or two with sense
Reno says: at least there's that. any dudes I can smack down for the hell of it?
Rude says: there's a couple who keep giving Rufus the 'look'
Reno says: ah hell naw, point them out to me and I'll beat 'em down for . . . I unno, lookin' at a coworker in a sexually harassing way or some shit like that
Reno says: I'll come up with somethin
Reno says: might not see them for a few days after that
Rude says: yeah..and there's a couple I'm definitely putting in the infirmary
Reno says: why? they lookin' at your girl wrong?
Rude says: worse. they were actually trying to come onto her.
Reno says: haha . . . they're in for it now
Rude says: you think? but yeah. you know those two punks, the one with shaggy green-blue hair with a scar on his chin and his little black haired follower? the ones who're worse than you were when we were recruited?
Reno says: yeah, they the ones hittin' on your girl? or are they the ones gonna die for lookin' at bossman?
Reno says: I hated them from the start, fuckin' ripoffs
Rude says: they're the punks going after Rufus. and there's more.
Reno says: they die tonight
Rude says: I've heard them whispering about how fun it would be to quote them to 'fuck that little blonde rich boy till he bleeds' then laugh about it
Rude says: they are not gonna live long I know that
Reno says: OH FUCK NO!! ain't NOONE threaten MY Rufus like that. where the fuck are they?
Rude says: I dunno. but if Rufus is with you he's safe.
Reno says: yeah, I got my eye on him. but the moment I see those fuckin pricks again, they're gonna know why I'm so high up on the roster.
Reno says: bet they think I'm just some twig they can snap or some shit like that
Reno says: they'll see
Rude says: I wanna watch 'em die.
Reno says: moment you see 'em, let me know, if I find 'em first, I'm gonna prolly call then hang up as I pull 'em off somewhere
Rude says: kool. but I dunno whose been harassin' 'Lena but it's bad cuz she came crying to me a couple times...you know who the bitches are?
Reno says: I could always impale them on one of the chopper's rotors then start up the engine . . .
Rude says: that would be interesting to see.
Reno says: I seen some jackass with black hair with little braids in it talkin' to her, then there was some ass with that dark kinda nasty looking blond hair harassin' her
Reno says: you seen 'em before?
Rude says: yeah..i hate this years rookies
Reno says: we should just stop recruiting, seriously
Reno says: if this is what we're gonna get, we're gonna kill off everyone we recruit for lookin at people wrong
Rude says: but then we need to do something about the body counts on some of the missions
Reno says: the best of us never die though
Rude says: true. but I don't wanna be stuck with n00bie jobs all the time
Reno says: so when we recruit, we check 'em for potential hassle. tell 'em the senior members and bossman are off limits
Rude says: or just giv'em a week as trial and if their sensible. keep 'em. if we hear something. toss 'em
Reno says: sounds good to me
Rude says: same. we should bring that up with boss next group meeting
Reno says: totally. hey, if there's any dudes not being as threatening to bossman as those pricks, we could test the protectiveness of Tseng . . . tell him the noobs are plotting on bossman
Rude says: and they actually are. but I think you want 'em first. right?
Reno says: the two that're plotting harm on bossman, hell yes, but there won't be nothin for Tseng to do to them once I'm done.
Rude says: we should snoop and see if anyone else is like this and sick Tseng on 'em
Reno says: yeah, for sure
Rude says: that'll be amusing to see
Reno says: anyone actually talkin' about hurting bossman is mine though
Rude says: yea. I had to tell you they were saying that shit before Rufus actually got hurt
Reno says: yeah, thanks buddy. they're gonna find themselves in a world of hurt. I do like the chopper idea . . . 'cept maybe I'll impale them up the ass, see how they like it
Rude says: payback.
Reno says: it's a bitch
Rude says: but we love serving it
Reno says: and it's best served fuckin colder than ice
Reno says: maybe as they're screaming in pain, just before I start the motor, I'll tell 'em why they're gonna die
Rude says: dead men tell no tales
Reno says: damn straight
Rude says: you ain't straight tho. heh
Reno says: can't say damn crooked though, cuz that'd just be weird
Rude says: heh. true that
Reno says: those boys are gonna wish they never even heard of the Turks once we're done with them
Rude says: no. their gonna wish they had never even been thought of
Reno says: true to that too
Rude says: hm. funny...I haven't seen those 4 all day.
Reno says: hmmm, we're gonna have ta figure out what they did and where they went
Rude says: maybe they went on a (hopefully) failed mission and got killed
Reno says: yeah, but that'd rob me of my fun
Rude says: it would get rid of them tho
Reno says: yeah . . . but I'd still have wished I'd gotten rid of them myself
Reno says: it feels so much nicer to take out revenge on people plotting to harm your one 'n only
Rude says: eh. what works works. but I gotta agree. it feels better when it's you protecting them
Reno says: I'm gonna be on the warpath for them tomorrow
Rude says: I'm just gonna sit back and watch..unless I see those two punks.
Reno says: then you're gonna let me know and tie 'em up for me?
Rude says: if it's your duo. sure. if it's those other two punks...you might see blood stains on the walls
Reno says: and I'll do the same for you, if I see your two
Rude says: we're gonna have fun tomorrow
Reno says: oh yes
Reno says: protecting our people
Rude says: cracks knuckles they should know better than to mess with the bosses ace Turks
Reno says: yup. there's a reason we get to protect bossman and they don't yet
Rude says: yeap
Rude says: they're worse than you actually
Reno says: what, they smokin shit they shouldn't?
Rude says: they're actually buttin into shit they shouldn't while you were just cocky shit that kept almost getting yourself killed showing off
Reno says: yeah, but I had full right to be cocky. I got the job done and I made it look good
Rude says: yeah. you actually did...except for our first partner mission ;
Reno says: well, can't be perfect all the time. I was still gettin' my style settled
Rude says: snort suure
Reno says: hey, just cuz I wasn't smooth the first partner mission don't mean I ain't now. well, despite the constant blows to your head
Rude says: ...I'm used to that
Reno says: yeah, by now, I'm sure. how long we been workin' together?
Rude says: ...we've been working together for what...8 years? we were both around 16 when we were recruited
Reno says: yeah, that sounds 'bout right
Rude says: damn that's a long while
Reno says: and a lotta head hitting. lol
Rude says: you think? I'm surprised I'm perfectly healthy considering my head
Reno says: I'm surprised you still got as much brain as you started with.
Rude says: I'm surprised you have a brain at all with all the booze you go through
Reno says: hehehe, Rufus keeps me thinkin' . . . he actually makes sure I keep some sort of brain about me
Rude says: amazing
Reno says: hey, you were the one who said we're good for each other
Rude says: I know. and I still think that
Reno says: I'm not sure what his benefits are still, but then again, I only worry about his happiness and safety
Rude says: that's good
Reno says: so have you noticed anything he's been doin' different?
Rude says: what do you mean
Reno says: can ya tell anything that I've influenced him on?
Rude says: he seems happier
Rude says: alot happier
Rude says: less like his father and more...him
Reno says: yeah? that's one hell of a bonus
Rude says: you think?
Reno says: at least I won't ever feel like I'm datin' his pops . . . that would just be . . . ugh. I hated his old man, but he's got me ready to walk on broken glass for him
Rude says: nods Rufus...yeah...he seems happier and lot more...should I say...human
Reno says: you should see him when I'm just visiting . . . he's . . . you would never connect him with bein' like his pops . . .
Rude says: I believe it
Reno says: that's kinda why I'm hopin' we can just stroll right outta the closet soon. y'all really should see the real Rufus
Rude says: that'll be the day Tseng has a heart attack 20 years too soon lol
Reno says: hell yeah . . . and I want a video camera fuckin' rollin when it happens
Rude says: Heh. shit
Reno says: what? somethin' happen?
Rude says: it's 'Lena
Reno says: what happened?
Rude says: she just busted in here cryin' now she's clinging to me...I cant tell what she's sayin
Reno says: fuck
Rude says: fuckin' punks...now we know where they've been
Reno says: yeah. wonder if it's just your two or all four
Rude says: cant say. she just passed out
Reno says: cuz I bet my two wouldn't be above doin' somethin to some of us upper Turks
Rude says: especially if they're a pretty lady.
Reno says: hell yeah
Rude says: looks like she got away before they did anything. there's just a bruise on her arm..thats it
Reno says: the fuck? I just heard some noise outside . . .
Rude says: the hell? go check it
Reno says: I dare it to be those fuckers, I just plain fuckin dare it
Rude says: go check it and tell me what the hell it is
Reno says: one of the locks was jimmied . . . assholes got away before I could catch 'em
Rude says: damn. was it just two? or all four
Reno says: just the two, but I think I saw your two runnin' off down the road
Rude says: fuckers...I put Elena on my bed so she can rest...but now we know those punks are up to something
Reno says: yeah, and my two and your two are teamin' up.
Rude says: damn...what is with those four and blondes?
Reno says: no shit . . . they're gonna pay for this shit
Rude says: unless they're also cowards and run away
Reno says: they ain't gonna get far. we should tell the others that we trust to keep an eye out for 'em, and if they see 'em, hold 'em somewhere for us
Rude says: we need to tell Tseng something's up with those four. no details. cuz if anyone's got a sharp lookout eyes. it's Tseng
Reno says: yeah, he'll spot 'em quick
Reno says: I'd even tell some of the Avalanchers
Rude says: yeah. Tifa, Vincent and Cloud'll do it. Yuffie might if we ask her
Reno says: yeah, once again, I'll tell her it ain't exactly for me
Rude says: or if that don't work. I'll ask her
Reno says: yeah
Rude says: I just plan to beat them into mush. what about you
Reno says: hell, I'll just tell her they're fuckin' with 'Lena, and we wanna deal with 'em
Reno says: beat 'em, torture 'em, then set 'em to the chopper. I love that plan
Rude says: I'll beat them, then maybe light them on fire.
Reno says: hehehe, that's a good one
Reno says: hey, the chopper's got 4 rotors, if you want in on the idea
Rude says: sure...and make it a 'fatal mission'
Reno says: of course
Rude says: yes...no one needs to know.
Reno says: and if Tseng even asks where they went, I'll tell him they went on a mission and didn't come back
Rude says: since we have access to the mission files
Reno says: yup. we'll find one that's perfect
Rude says: and make sure they fail on the way back
Reno says: yup. I can't wait to get ahold of these motherfuckers now, this is gonna be fun, partner
Rude says: sure is...it'll be flashy and I know you love that
Reno says: of course
Rude says: I just hope we get ahold of those freaks before they hurt 'em
Rude says: looks at Elena
Reno says: ain't noone hurtin' Rufus on my watch, and that's a 24 hour watch I got on him. I'd suggest you do the same with 'Lena
Rude says: already working on it
Reno says: good thing. bet she'd appreciate you ridin' to the rescue too
Reno says: or maybe she wanted you to in the first place
Rude says: heh. probably. though I ain't no knight in shining armor partner
Reno says: nah, but you're big and bad and you'll knock them punks down
Rude says: with ease. unless they're fast slippery punks like you then they're harder to hit
Reno says: that's why you got the original fast slippery punk to chase 'em down
Rude says: no shit. smirks that's why we're a team
Reno says: and we're a damn good team at that
Rude says: the best
Reno says: which is why those punks are gonna wish they'd never crossed us
Reno says: while they can wish
Rude says: while they can even breathe.
Reno says: I just wish I had an emr that I'd just throw away afterwards . . . do somethin' like to them what they planned to do to bossman, but with a shocking surprise
Rude says: now that's what I call Reno-Payback
Reno says: think I should sacrifice one of my emrs for that? might be worth it
Rude says: yeah. I think it's worth it
Reno says: good, I'll use one of the longer ones
Rude says: good idea
Reno says: they wanna make my bossman bleed, they don't know the meaning of the word
Rude says: they're n00bies. what do you expect?
Reno says: true, but they also fucked with the wrong team
Rude says: I don't think they've heard the horror stories about us yet
Reno says: they will become our worst horror story though . . . especially with the emr and chopper torture
Rude says: hell yeah. I'll take my old spiked brass knuckles out too just for fun
Reno says: ah, I've missed those
Rude says: haven't used them in a while
Reno says: I think it's good cause to bring them outta retirement
Rude says: I agree highly
Reno says: 'specially after seein' that bruise on 'Lena?
Rude says: hell yes. wait. Reno. you in your room or Rufus's
Reno says: I'm still in Rufus' - I ain't leavin' his side since I heard that noise
Rude says: I'm hearing something too...but it sounds like it's at your door. since we're right next to each other
Reno says: shit. know what? I'm gonna sit right here with the shotty in my lap. let 'em think they can get in. once they're in . . . I get to play
Rude says: I'm gonna check it out
Reno says: thanks buddy
Rude says: I caught a couple rats...smirk and your specific two and tied up and knocked out for your playing pleasure in front of your room
Reno says: oh goodie
Reno says: you get yours too, or was it just mine?
Rude says: the other two weren't there. just yours
Reno says: now to get that one very long emr I been saving . . .
Rude says: have fun
Reno says: oh, I will
Reno says: just, make sure noone gets too curious as to the inevitable screaming
Rude says: there's many reasons the Turk's bedrooms are soundproof
Reno says: true
Reno says: but the question is, will it be soundproof enough for what I'm about to do to them?
Rude says: ducktape?
Reno says: true, and maybe some old socks that I haven't yet tossed
Rude says: lovely. you still keep those things around?
Reno says: not usually, but I forgot about this one pair
Rude says: luckily for you
Reno says: oh yes, let 'em choke on the grunge of the person they wanted to replace
Rude says: sounds hilarious
Reno says: oh yes
Rude says: video tape it if you want
Reno says: of course I will. and I'm gonna explain to the camera their crime, and so on. perhaps I'll show it to bossman if he really wants to know. hehehe
Rude says: only if he REALLY wants to know. now go kill 'em
Reno says: oh, I've been toyin' with them this whole time. Rufus got me some voice recognition software that'll type what I say
Rude says: niiiiice. that's helpful
Reno says: oh yeah. good thing I gagged 'em though . . . don't need the voice recog pickin' up on that
Rude says: no...be a bit too many capitals.
Reno says: yeah, lotsa a's too, and prolly some "ohfuckingodsomeonehelpus"es
Rude says: snort at least Rufus is safe. I just sent a couple of the sensible rookies to watch his door and let no one but you enter
Reno says: good. if anything sounds funny, wake up the geek. I know Rufus is safe with him around
Rude says: I will don't worry. and 'Lena's safe too
Reno says: I know she's safe, she's with you
Rude says: snort she sleep-mumbles
Reno says: wonder if she'd start talkin' . . .
Rude says: no she just went quiet
Reno says: aww, that woulda solved the problem right there
Reno says: some of the sleep talker types 'll hold a convo in their sleep
Rude says: I know. but I think I'll wait till she's awake
Reno says: what, gonna ask her why she chose to run to you?
Rude says: and what the hell those bastards did this time...what are you doing to 'em now?
Reno says: heh, they're gettin some sense knocked into their heads . . . via one of my other emrs
Reno says: the blue haired punk has the long ass one stuck in him, and it's triggering every time he moves
Reno says: he's findin' it hard to keep still with me beatin' him in the head
Rude says: and I bet he's twitching every 5 seconds. nice
Reno says: I bet if I ungagged him, not even the soundproofing would contain his screams
Rude says: nope
Reno says: man this is fun hehehehe
Rude says: I bet it is.
Reno says: damn, the blue haired one passed out. time to work over his buddy
Rude says: rookies have no stamina shakes head in shame
Reno says: well, whaddya expect? we didn't start out as good as we are now
Rude says: yeah. but rookies are becoming wimps...way worse than us and 'Lena
Reno says: yeah, we at least had somethin' to start with. oh man, little black haired fucker's cryin'
Rude says: my god.
Reno says: hahah, that's fuckin dumb, who found this loser?
Reno says: sure as hell ain't onea mine
Rude says: ...I dunno..he mighta been in the big group that a found at once
Reno says: oh, the mini-gang? yeah, possibly. he was probably new to the gang too
Rude says: more than likely
Reno says: talks big, whines like a baby
Reno says: these noobs are an embarrassment to the Turks
Rude says: honestly.
Reno says: shit, if I end up trainin' any of 'em, I'm just gonna see how long each of them can hold out under my emr . . . anyone as weak as these guys automatically get tossed
Rude says: shit. you would think
Reno says: we should just toss that whole mini-gang, if this is what we're looking at
Rude says: SHINRA must be getting desperate
Reno says: I'll talk with bossman about it . . . he should know what's goin' on with the recruitment
Rude says: yeah...and should hear about all the harassment going on too
Reno says: hell yeah. and no way am I gonna let some punk think they gotta chance at Rufus. nor should they think that 'Lena's anything more than a superior Turk
Rude says: you got that right partner
Reno says: yeah, the other one passed out now too. funny that he lasted a bit longer than his buddy
Reno says: when they wake up, it's choppertime
Rude says: Yay. heh
Reno says: you gonna come watch?
Rude says: no shit
Reno says: hehe, I'll come knock when they wake up. I'll need a hand carryin' the brats
Reno says: hell, fuck carryin' 'em, we can drag 'em
Rude says: they'll live. tho not for long
Reno says: they'll live until they get stuck on that rotor blade
Rude says: heh. watch'em try to scream. maybe we'll find the other two before that
Reno says: oh that'd be nice, have a four-jerk pinwheel
Rude says: that's one problem solved
Reno says: yup. I bet with the sound of the chopper startin' up, some of the noobs'll come out wondering what the fuck's goin' on
Rude says: yes. it'll be a lesson on why you don't fucking piss us off
Reno says: and if they stare too long, we just get to tell them that these fuckers messed with bossman and 'Lena . . . I think that'll get a good point across
Reno says: might even scare away some of the ones tryin' to grab a piece of me
Rude says: I agree. that'll grab attention and stick in your memory
Reno says: hehe, can't wait to see the looks on their faces
Reno says: if anyone ever mistook me for a nice guy, they won't after that
Rude says: bring a camera
Reno says: video and stillshot, you take one, I'll take the other?
Rude says: Yeah
Reno says: which one ya want?
Rude says: I'll do video
Reno says: cool. good thing I get to play with all these nice goodies that Rufus has . . . his digital camera is awesome
Rude says: latest model?
Reno says: of course. he always gets the latest toys
Rude says: why am I not surprised
Reno says: cuz he can afford them?
Rude says: and he seems to like them too
Reno says: yeah . . . for many reasons
Rude says: I don't want to know do I
Reno says: nah, that's one of them confidential things
Rude says: yeah. I totally don't wanna know
Reno says: I think I'll hang these clowns from some of the hooks in my room and go back to Rufus. good thing I got a laptop
Rude says: yeah. you do that cuz I haven't heard anything from the rookies I sent to Rufus' room
Reno says: hmm, they're just sittin' against the wall, half asleep . . . good thing the door was still locked
Rude says: yeah...at least Rufus is safe
Reno says: yeah. I prodded them with my emr to make sure they don't make that mistake again. when guarding the bossman, you do NOT fall asleep
Rude says: no...or you kick their ass
Reno says: yup. only I'm allowed to sleep on Rufus watch . . . mostly because I'm right next to him
Rude says: nods which is even better...for you
Reno says: yup. that's why I'm better at guarding bossman than Tseng is, or even knows about. I bet he's stood guard on the door while I was sleepin' next to Rufus at times
Rude says: I think he has and so have I
Reno says: yeah, but you wouldn't have died of a heart attack if you had to enter the room
Rude says: yeah I probably would've just shook my head went back out
Reno says: 'course, I tend to wake up the second the door is opened, so I woulda just said "I got this" no matter who opened it
Rude says: nodds you did that once when I had to walk in
Reno says: good thing Tseng never had to, or I woulda got yelled at, dragged out, so on and so forth, which woulda woke up bossman, and gotten Tseng heavily demoted
Rude says: yes. and then we woulda had to deal with emo-Tseng
Reno says: which I would probably have gone to him and said "you shoulda just listened to me and left . . . smart thing to do"
Rude says: very smart indeed. poor Tseng if he didn't listen
Reno says: yup, I just hope he don't have a cow when he does find out. that alone might lose him some points with the bossman
Rude says: he'd have a cow about anything related to the boss
Reno says: that's why I'm leavin' it to the bossman to let it out. trust me, I'd love to brag all night long
Rude says: I know you would
Reno says: what can I say? it ain't everyone gets to be as close to their superior as I am
Rude says: feh. shush. lol
Reno says: can't help it, you know I'm a cocky bastard
Rude says: yes you are. it's your nature
Reno says: maybe that's why Rufus was first attracted to me?
Rude says: maybe..I dunno. I ain't cupid
Reno says: ain't that the truth. you get hella shy when it comes to tellin' someone you like 'em
Reno says: not that I can talk . . . I can only outright tell Rufus I love him when he's sleepin' so far
Rude says: not shy. just uncomfortable
Rude says: at least you can say it at all
Reno says: it'd be pretty awkward if I said it when I thought he was asleep but he wasn't . . . I don't think there's a name for the shade of red my face would turn
Rude says: vermillion-crimson
Reno says: na, I think it'd go into like, mega-infrared kinda red
Reno says: highlighters wouldn't come in that color
Reno says: neon wouldn't come in that color
Rude says: your hair can't come in that color?
Reno says: nope
Reno says: it'd be brighter than Rudolph's fuckin' nose
Rude says: snorts heh. that's your problem
Rude says: brb. gonna go see what this noise is about
Reno says: why'd I fuckin' have to be a redhead?
oh, maybe it's your punks . . . you could rough 'em up some
Rude says: tonight's our lucky night Reno.
Reno says: you got your punks?
Rude says: and beat them bloody
Reno says: sweet
Rude says: it was
Reno says: get some good satisfaction outta that?
Rude says: you know it partner
Reno says: now if mine'd just wake the fuck up, we can have fun with the chopper and scare the shit outta the other noobs that wanna cross us upper Turks
Rude says: we may have to wait till morning
Reno says: yeah, I don't think they're recovering any time soon
Reno says: what about yours? they even awake?
Rude says: I'm not sure if they're even actually alive.
Rude says: more like vegetables
Reno says: heh, guess that should show somethin' about your protectiveness of 'Lena
Rude says: and the fact that those brass knuckles aren't quite in retirement yet
Reno says: that too. hell, if I were her, I'd be impressed. but I ain't, I'm me, and I got bossman
Rude says: yeah. and you two are happy and cozy as love bugs
Reno says: yup. we don't need anyone else in our happy little kindafamily.
Rude says: heh. wonder if Rufus will ever bring up adoption
Reno says: hmm, I dunno. I just hope it ain't the kid who tried to pull my sinuses out my nose
Rude says: your the one who grabbed him snorts amusedly
Reno says: you think I wanna see some kid roasted by flare?
Rude says: no. but still
Reno says: there was a better way to do it?
Rude says: throw him over your shoulder instead of grabbing him by the waist
Reno says: good point. didn't have time to think about it though
Rude says: you never have time to actually think
Reno says: I'm gettin' better at that
Rude says: sure yah are
Reno says: hey, I at least thought enough to make sure I had my longest emr available at all times
Rude says: you always have that thing ready
Reno says: not the longest one, that one I use only on important missions. I gotta get it replaced now
Rude says: no shit
Reno says: too much shit. they both crapped all over it. pissed me off
Rude says: eww
Reno says: I would say I mighta been too hard on them, if they weren't plotting to brutally rape the bossman
Rude says: they deserved it
Reno says: hell yeah
Rude says: that's a no-brainer
Reno says: just like the punks that are all kindsa black and blue and bloody wherever you deposited them deserved what they got
Rude says: there's rarely anyone that we beat down that doesn't deserve it
Reno says: so true. and depending on the crime, they get it that much worse
Rude says: like I said. you reap what you sow
Reno says: and the last people you wanna fuck with, is the people we care most about
Rude says: nods cuz that's when we get pissed
Reno says: and pissing us off is the worst idea anyone could have
Rude says: pissing any of the aces or their boss is bad news
Reno says: yup, especially the ones that got someone. Piss off bossman, you get me pissed off too. Piss of 'Lena, they gotta deal with you too
Rude says: and piss of Tseng? well..it was nice knowing you when you had an ass
Reno says: hell yeah
Reno says: there just is no gettin' 'round us if you piss us off
Rude says: nope. we're the definition of Turks
Reno says: these noobs should be lookin' up to us and askin' us for advice, instead of fuckin' with us
Rude says: but there are so few sensible ones these days. ah. 'Lena's waking up
Reno says: oh good
Rude says: she said she was walkin down to her room and a those punks grabbed her and threw her against a wall...but she ran off before they could do anything else...too bad there's barely anything left to crush outta them.
Reno says: yup, and tomorrow they get to go for the last spin they'll ever go on
Rude says: cracks knuckles you bet. anything you want me to tell 'Lena
Reno says: yeah, let her know if anything else happens, we'll be glad to take care of it. permanently.
Rude says: I told her and she said Thanks Reno
Reno says: no problem, she should see what's left of the asswipes that threatened bossman
Rude says: don't wanna scar her too much. if she wants we can show her
Reno says: true on that one. speaking of people being awake . . .
Rude says: Boss awake?
Reno says: yup
Rude says: yo Boss!
Reno says: he says "Hello Rude. And how much do you know"
Reno says: I tried not to laugh
Rude says: I know enough...and I know to keep my mouth shut sir don't worry
Reno says: he asked me if there's anyone that didn't know yet. I don't think my answer made him very happy . . .
Rude says: what did you say you chocobo?
Reno says: I ain't gonna lie to him. damn, that'd be fucked up
Rude says: duh. what did you say tho?
Reno says: I told him Tseng don't know, pretty much all the noobs don't know, and that's about it.
Reno says: and that the noobs are getting annoying with their not knowing
Rude says: so he's unhappy that people know at all?
Reno says: I think he's more unhappy that there's people getting me upset cuz they don't know
Rude says: fun.
Reno says: I ended up telling him about the two jerks that are rotting on hooks in my room
Rude says: lovely.
Reno says: he thinks I shoulda just blown their heads off and had done with it
Reno says: I still like my way better
Rude says: not as much fun, I agree. and Elena's gone back to sleep. she's not as pale now thank god
Reno says: that's good. I told him she was attacked too. he wants to know if they're still alive, and if so, why
Rude says: um...I don't think they are.
Reno says: I told him you probably beat them back into the lifestream. he smirked and raised an eyebrow at that
Rude says: you can also tell him that I used the brass knuckles
Reno says: he laughed and asked me "what is it with you two and blondes'
Rude says: uh...Reno? how do we answer that?
Reno says: I think it was a rhetorical question
Rude says: how so?
Reno says: I don't think he expected an answer from it
Rude says: shrugs
Reno says: he knows why I'm with him. I think it's just news to him that you're so very protective of 'Lena
Rude says: shuddup.
Reno says: I didn't tell him one thing about it. he figured that out on his own
Rude says: which part
Reno says: you havin' your thing for 'Lena. I swear, such things never left my lips.
Rude says: I trust you
Reno says: he also expects me to type him up a full report on the jerkwads, what was done to them, so on.
Rude says: have fun grin
Reno says: it'd explain why I need another three-foot emr
Rude says: indeed
Reno says: and why the noobs need to scrub the chopper
Rude says: snorts
Reno says: and probably the surrounding area
Rude says: now that I think about it.
Reno says: what?
Rude says: poor n00bs..though not really
Reno says: put some of my fans, bossman's fans, and 'Lena's fans on it. then tell 'em that it's what happens when ya cross the bossman and the ace Turks
Reno says: didn't catch if you said you had any fans
Rude says: I dunno if I do
Reno says: want me to keep an eye out for ya?
Rude says: I can take care of myself
Reno says: 'kay. but yeah, the ones who can't get it through their heads, they get chopper duty
Rude says: fun
Reno says: especially since they'd be cleaning up pieces of the ones who actually tried to plan something against us
Rude says: totally..geeze. 'Lena keeps waking up
Reno says: wonder why
Rude says: I'm wondering myself.
Reno says: . . . hehehe. Bossman says sometimes he can't sleep if I ain't there . . .
Rude says: heh. is that so..shes fallin back asleep
Reno says: yeah, that's usually the late night meetings I get called in for . . . can't sleep
Rude says: nodds
Reno says: oh man . . . bossman got one helluva sense of humor, ya know . . .
Rude says: ?
Reno says: he's sayin' that maybe 'Lena's havin the same problem he does sometimes, and could use a good cuddle
Rude says: ...we ain't together...ain't right
Reno says: and I quote "Then someone should stop the rumors that you are. I wonder who started them" with a smirk
Rude says: Yes I'm wondering who started them.
Reno says: oh man . . . I think he knows somethin' and tryin' to give you clues. he just went into the closet for some clothes, and said "Gotta keep an eye on us blondes . . ." again with that smirk
Rude says: boss is the one who started the rumor?
Reno says: no, he did not, and that got a frown
Rude says: now I'm confused
Reno says: damn, I drank my brain practically into oblivion and I already got the clue, you're supposed to be the smart one
Rude says: I'm too busy worried about 'Lena.
Reno says: kay, I'll spell it out a bit. the hint was that a blonde started the rumor that you and 'Lena were an item. it wasn't Rufus. what's that leave you with?
Rude says: looks at Elena but..why.
Reno says: you don't know much about girls, do ya?
the reason any girl starts that kinda rumor is to get the guy in question's attention
Rude says: oh.
Reno says: you gettin' it now?
Rude says: yeah...yeah I am
Reno says: seriously, what is it with us and blondes? we like 'em, they like us . . .
Rude says: shrugs
Rude says: I have no idea. but I ain't complainin
Reno says: I bet you're not. I ain't either
Rude says: no..and damn this woman's strong.
Reno says: what happened dude?
Rude says: I got up and touched her to see if she was ok and she pulls me down with her! your so lucky I gotta laptop
Reno says: hehe, guess bossman knows more about what's goin' on with us than we even think about
Rude says: why?
Reno says: hey, he knew who 'Lena was on about before we did, and apparently noone else did either
Rude says: interesting.
Reno says: think it's her confiding in him, or are we talkin' more observant than you?
Rude says: who knows.
Reno says: "She didn't say a word to me." I just got that whispered in my ear
Rude says: odd...maybe boss is psychic lol
Reno says: maybe. I dunno.
Rude says: I'm gonna get off Reno. 'Lena's not letting me go for a while so I'm gonna grab some shut eye. I'll get on later partner
Reno says: alright, 'sides, bossman needs some attention too
Rude says: heh. bye
Reno says: bye

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A/N: yeah, I know the spelling and grammar is atrocious, but this is IMing. people usually don't care so much. Besides, it's a collaborative RP with my friend Marleh. We really are doing this over an IM program. I'm Reno, she's Rude.