The Birds and Bees
Disclaimer: Ah, if only I owned.
AN: another fun dialog fic that randomly popped into my head when I was supposed to be working on a few other stories.
I'm assuming that since you are all reading a fic rated T that at some point or another you've had "The Talk" given to you by a parent or guardian. Well it came to me, who gave "The Talk" to the angels? So here is a fun little story where Dark has to give "The Talk" to his other half.
xxx
"Hey Dark?"
"Hmm."
"Can I ask you something?"
Umhmm."
"What's a uke?"
"Whaaa?" Thud, "why would you want to know that?"
"Well Satoshi-sama said that I seemed more like a uke then a seme… For that matter, what's a seme?"
"I'm going to kill creepy boy."
"Huh? Why?"
"Never mind."
"so?"
"So what?"
"What's a uke and seme?"
"God, why me?"
"Well fine, be that way. I'll just go ask the Niwa woman. I'm sure she could answer my question."
"Get back here. Do you really want to know?"
"Yes."
"Fine then, you do know what sex is, right?"
"Of Corse I know what sex is! I'm not a moron."
"Of Corse your not." Cough, cough, "blond…"
"What was that?"
"Nothing, as I was saying. A seme refers to the person on top or the dominant partner in a relationship, while the uke is the person on bottom or the submissive one."
"So the woman is the uke?"
"Not exactly, usually when someone uses the terms seme and uke they are talking about same gender pairings."
"Wait, two men can have…"
"Yep."
"But that would mean that Satoshi-sama thinks…"
"Yep."
"But then where does… never mind, I don't want to know."
"Are you sure?"
"Quite."
"Hey wait, where are you going."
"I'm going to go strangle my tamer."
"But he's right, you would be the uke."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me, you would be the uke."
"And just what makes you say that?"
"Well, while you do seem to be the more aggressive half in battle, I am the much more knowledgeable half when it comes to the matters of life."
"Is that so?"
"Yep."
"Well I think that you are a conceited, cocky, egotistical… Umph."
"…"
"…"
"Yum, you taste like honey."
"…"
"And you were saying?"
"Bite me." Yelp, "I didn't mean that literally!"
"But you just taste so good."
"Screw you."
"No, but I'm going to screw you."
"Hey, wait, I do… mmph."
"And here my other half is just how two guys make love."
Moan.
Xxx
AN: Sweatdrop, that was different. I'm really not sure weather to be proud or embarrassed of this fic. Seriously.
Krad: "You really need a hobby besides writing and reading fanfics."
SS13, "Okay, so I have no life."
Krad: "you can say that again."
SS13: "you're one to talk."
