Zane looked at Romero's dark brown eyes in the low light.
"Romero…"
"Call me Alex."
"Alex… I want you."
"If you want it, come and get it."
Zane dropped to his knees, in the process, banging them up severely. He gritted his teeth as Romero unzipped his pants.
"Give it to me."
Then, Romero pulled down his underpants.
"Wait…"
There was no penis there, only a slightly ripe banana.
"APRIL FOOL'S BITCH" Romero yelled as he kicked Zane in the face and then shoved the banana in his butt the end
