"I'm hungry" Lucario mumbled as he was watching T.V with his bae, Bowser. He rubbed his belly and looked the screen, the food network was playing and somehow Paula Deen was showing everyone how to make butter things.
"This right here is all the butter we need! To make our delicious moon pie tower!" The southern cook said as she smiled.
Lucario's ears perk as well as his eyes; "Moon pies?" Lucario loves moon pies and will do anything to have some.
"Eww, Moon Pies? Ay babe, can you believe this crap?" Bowser sucked his teeth, he didn't really have a great taste for sweets. Lucario slowly turned his head to face the koopa.
"Um, excuse me?" Lucario said. "The fuck did you say?"
Bowser glanced at Lucario, speaking once again in his bronx accent, "What? I hate Moon Pies!"
Lucario squinted his eyes in suspicion, "Fuck you I love Moon Pies."
"What? No way? You? Like Moon Pies?" Bowser eyes widened at the radius of the Sun. " No, get the fuck outta here!"
"YES! I HAVE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, OHMY GOD FUCK YOU YA BIG FAT KOOPA SHIT." Lucario screamed as he stormed off, outside, to get fresh air and some moon pies.
As Lucario got to the store, He was crying while buying Moon Pies, paying for them and driving home to put them away. He feared Moon Pies would ruin his relationship with Bowser. As he opened a box of tasty moon pies in the kitchen at 12 AM, he cried while diving into the sweet delicious marshmellow pie. His tears and wails were being drown out by the sticky marshmellow and foamy bread texture. Bowser heard upstairs and walked down the stairs to see all the crying.
"Hey, where have you been? I was kinda worried." Bowser asked as he saw Lucario stuffing his face with packages of nothing but Moon Pies.
"nONE OF YOUR BUSINESS BITCH!" Lucario cried as he put his head on the counter, crying even harder. Bowser walked over to the Pokemon and held him tightly.
"Something's wrong, and I want to know." Bowser mumbled in Lucario's neck. The psychic Pokemon couldn't avoid this demand, "you just..forgot that I really liked Moon Pies.." Lucario sighed
"I'm sorry." Bowser apologized and kissed Lucario on the nose. Lucario blushed and buried his face in the Koopa's chest.
"Apology accepted" Lucario smiled as he and the Koopa kissed which eventually turned into a hot make-out session. Bowcario is the best. Like, I like to thank Jesus for making this perfect ship.
Then Dillon, the bitch-ass dino-venus fly trap, dillo that he is, walked into the Kitchen to make him some crystal meth, He caught Lucario and Bowser making out, pushing everything out their way and knocking over important papers like; "Greninja's Granny funeral service" or "Rosalina's best seller; "My Friends literally ruined my event but im ok."
"Hey! This is a kitchen, eat or get the FUCK OUT" Dillon raged.
"Oh I was getting to the point of eating something." Bowser smirked as he kissed Lucario.
Lucario gasped, "No! There's a kid here!" Bowser knew Lucario caught on and laughed.
"I'm not a kid! I'm a grown-ass man!" Dillo corrected.
"We apologize about disturbing your eating, shall we?" Bowser asked Lucario if they wanted to continue their "make-out" upstairs, Lucario nodded.
Dillon saw the two go upstairs and chuckled, "Silly fools, I'm not gonna eat. I'm reviving Walter White."
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