What if… Loki and the Winchesters
A/N- Okay, I've been watching Avengers Assemble quite a lot since Christmas (was an xmas prezzie :D) Then I watched Hammer of the Gods and Gabriel is saying about how they think he is Loki.. then this idea appeared, hope you enjoy it, it will be multi-chaptered.
Based on this picture by blackbirdrose over on . ( blackbirdrose. deviantart gallery /?q=loki#/ d51g1au (Take out the spaces))
In this Gabriel is alive, he tricked Lucifer or something…
Set around 7x21, so Cas is out of the mental hospital and the boys are in that cabin-y place…
"Dean!" Sam called out, voice frantic, from where he was watching the news in the living room.
"WHAT?" came the reply from the bedroom.
"There's something happening over in Germany!"
"WHAT DO I CARE?!"
"It sounds like a Trickster!"
"What?!" Dean's head popped around the door frame. "A Trickster?! How can you tell?"
"Mainly because of the fact he is creating copies of himself!"
"Is it Gabriel again?"
"Not that I can tell, unless he's changed vessels…"
"Can he do that?" Dean asked, distracted by the thought.
"Ummm… I don't know…"Sam sat there for a moment before shaking his head and getting back to what he was saying. "Anyway, I think we should go and help, I mean, it's not the first time we've met something that acts like a Trickster, maybe this time we've got it right."
"Fine, just let me grab some pants. Wait, how are we gonna get there?"
"We could fly." The crash from the bedroom was almost covered by the stream of curses that Dean spouted. "BUT" Dean stopped, listening to the alternative. " that would take too long, so why don't we call Cas?"
"Ummm, Cas is a little cra- AHHHH!"
Sam leapt up, grabbing the demon knife and running towards the bedroom. "DEAN! ARE YOU ALRI-What happened?" He stopped at the door, pausing to take in the scene before him. Dean was sprawled out on the floor and, sitting on him, was Castiel who had a jar of honey and was casually eating it.
"Hello Sam." Castiel said, looking calmly at him.
"What happened in here?"
"I was collecting honey from the bees and I heard Dean calling me, so I came to find you. I think my sudden appearance scared Dean, who was, I believe, looking for a pair of shoes under his bed, I think my landing was a bit off as I accidentally landed on Dean."
"Well, um, why don't you get off him then?"
"That's a good idea." Dean wheezed from beneath Castiel, who quickly stood up.
"Sorry Dean. Why do you require me? I was busy looking at the bees."
"Sorry 'bout taking you away from that, but we need to get to Germany pronto, so could you zap us there?"
Castiel sighed, "Fine, but after I drop you off, can I please go back to looking at my bees."
"Sorry Cas, it's just, well, how would we get home, I promise you can go back to the bees afterwards."
"Okay then, let's go." Without any further warning, both boys were grabbed by Castiel and appeared in Germany, about 5 foot in front of the monologuing Trickster. Castiel waved at him.
"Who are you?" He demanded. "What are you doing here?"
"We're the Winchester's and this is Castiel, we've come to gank your sorry ass… unless you're Gabriel, you're not Gabriel are you?" Dean stepped forwards slightly, away from Castiel and Sam.
"Gabriel, as in the archangel?" The Trickster raised an eyebrow. "Last I heard he had taken my name and was running around causing havoc."
"Oh, and who are you then?" The man stood straighter.
"I am Loki of Asguard." He looked at them like they were ants he was about to step on.
"Oh, the Trickster God." Sam said
"Kneel before me…" They did nothing. "I said KNEEL!"
"You kinky son-of-a-bitch, I don't swing that way…" Dean said cockily.
"Seems every deity out there wants us the bow down these days..." Sam said, shaking his head slightly.
"Not my proudest moment…" Castiel said, awkwardly rubbing the back of his head.
Loki just stared at them, then raised his sceptre, "If you do not kneel, then you will die!" He aimed it at Dean and fired, a jet of blue light zoomed towards him.
"DEAN!" Sam screamed as there was an explosion, the power of it knocking him backwards, almost causing him to fall over. "DEAN!" he shouted again as the smoke started to clear away, hoping his brother was alright. He heard coughing and ran towards the sound, glad when he found his brother there, alive, even if he was coughing a lot… and covered in a lot of blood. He frantically checked him over, looking for an injury serious enough to cause this amount of blood. Dean swatted him away.
"I'm alright." He growled.
"Then-then where did all this blood come from."
"I-I- I think Castiel exploded again."
"WHAT?!"
"I'm saying I think he zapped himself in front of me and took the blast… causing him to… explode."
"Oh, well now we're screwed, we're stuck… in Germany."
By now all the smoke had cleared away and Loki was staring at them, shocked.
"How are you still alive?!" He demanded. "That blast should have killed you."
"I had a very good friend with me, who decided to take it for me." Dean said, covering up his sadness of losing his angel friend.
"Oh well, no one can stop me from killing you now!"
"Actually, I can." Three heads whipped around at the voice. Three mouths dropped open in shock.
"C-Cas, is that you?!" Dean asked, amazed.
Castiel nodded, "Yes, my father decided to bring me back… again… although he did ask me to try and stop exploding, I've now been assigned a guardian." He stepped to one side, revealing the familiar, short vessel of Gabriel.
"Hi." Gabriel waved at the brothers, then saw the man standing in front of them. "Loki? Is that you? Long-time no see my friend, how have you been?"
"I have been fine, how about you Gabriel?"
"This and that. Played any good tricks lately?"
"None in particular. You?"
"Well, let's see… I killed Dean-o here about a hundred times, I trapped these three in TV-land… umm… OH I pretended to be killed by Kali and Lucifer, so all in all a few good ones."
"Kali?" Loki raised an eyebrow. "Last I heard of her she was going out with you."
"That? That was centuries ago." Dean turned to Sam and saw a confused look, one he was sure was mirrored on his own face.
"Wait, you two know each other?"
"Umm… Yeah! Like I would take someone's name without asking! What sort of person do you think I am?" Dean, Sam, Castiel and Loki all opened their mouths to reply. "Don't answer that. Anyway, nice to gossip and all that, but I gotta go, messages to be delivered and all that. Bye Samsquatch. Bye Dean-o. Have fun Loki. See ya later little bro, try not to get exploded while I'm gone or I'll be the one getting in trouble…" Gabriel clicked his fingers and disappeared.
"Right, where was I? Oh yes I remember, I was about to kill you!" Loki raised the sceptre again, once again aiming at Dean. Another jet of blue light sped towards Dean.
A/N- Mwah ha ha! Evil cliff-hanger! Hope you enjoyed it, next chapter will be up soon (I hope).
