Disclaimer: I do not own glee if I did Blaine and Kurt would be making out every five seconds and Puckleberry would be together forever (and Quinn wouldn't have cheated on Sam because they're soulmates) oh and Brittana would be together forever.
Okay so I know this story kind of sucks and everything but I really wanted to practice my writing to see how people like it. I do not ship Kurt and Santana together I think Klaine and Brittana are soulmates. This wasn't really what I was expecting it to come out like but I hope its okay for my first fanfiction. I'll try to be consistent on uploading. Oh and this takes place during senior year a few months or weeks into it.
Chapter 1- The Dream
"Okay so this week we will be working on rehersing for our performance at the assembly on friday" Mr Shue. said excitedly as he wrote the word 'assembly' on his white board.
The club all rolled their eyes. They all knew what assemblies lead to- sex riots... or choosing to do something really stupid that they all regret afterwards. Santana looked over at Brittany wondering if she was thinking what she was thinking. But Brittany's face remained emotionless- of course.
Rachel stood up cheerfully.
"Mr. Schue. After the last performance I decided that we needed to find a way to stop the destructivness from our performances. I have compiled a list of songs that are sure to prevent us from the near consequental instances we have experienced in the past".
Finn's face was blank as he tried to figure out what exactly his girlfriend had just said. Santana laughed.
"Okay Berry- you do recall that most of those 'instances'" She made air quotes with her fingers," Were caused by you".
Rachel's face looked flustered. Santana grinned with satasfaction.
"Well- um- all the more reason for me to try to help to prevent them from happening again".
There was silence for a moment since Santana had lost interest in the conversation and was now studying her recently maniqured nails. Rachel cleared her throat and stood up straight. She took a stack of papers out from her bag.
"Here are a list of songs that I have found suitable for the assembly. I made it a long list so everyone can feel like they contributed to the decision of the song by disscussing it,".
"Surprise! Berry is actually letting us contribute" Santana said not looking up from her nails.
Rachel took a deep breath and then passed out the papers. The students studied them.
"How long are these?" Tina asked flipping through the numerous pages.
"I counted 12 pages," said Mercedes. "Damn girl! That's a lot of music".
Rachel was beeming.
Mr. Schue who's spotlight had been stolen from him, not that he wasn't used to it, finally stepped up, "Okay guys- everyone can look through their packets and try to figure out which song they would most like to do".
"But this will take- like- hours" Finn complained.
It ended up taking the whole Glee practice. They decided to save the debate for tomorrow and all began to file out of the room. Santana was the last one up excluding Rachel who was trying to pick up all of the paper left behind. Santana stood up to follow the rest of the students out of the room when her heal caught on the leg of her chair.
"Santana!" She heard Rachel scream. Then everything went black.
Santana found herself sitting in a nurses office. She looked over to her side to find Kurt sitting beside her.
"You woke up!" He said happily.
Santana looked at him.
"Why are you here?"
"Because you fell and went unconsious".
Santana was still not sure why Kurt of all people was here. She couldn't ever even recall saying something to him without it being an insult.
"Am I allowed to leave? I was supposed to meet up with Brits at breadsticks tonight!" She yelled at Kurt and the nurse.
The nurse shrugged and pointed to the door. Santana began to walk out and noticed Kurt was following her.
"Why are you meeting Brittany at breadsticks?"
"Because... its what we do," Santana said as if she were saying duh.
"Well I thought we were going to breadsticks tonight" Kurt said in a hurt voice.
"Why would I go to breadsticks with you Hummel?"
Kurt looked at her confused.
"Okay- I think this is from you falling. You probably lost a bit of your memory".
"I don't think so".
Kurt looked at her confused. Santana rolled her eyes and started to walk away. Her knee highs were close to her ankles. She started to pull them up then she stopped. Why was she wearing knee highs? She looked down... no- were those Keds? She rushed into a bathroom and looked into the mirror. She had an ugly pink sweater on with a red, black, and grey plaid mini skirt. She screamed. She never put this outfit on! She looked like Rachel! She took off the sweater and threw it in the trashcan. Under it was a white short sleeved polo shirt. It would have to do.
But wait! Why was she wearing this! And what had Kurt been talking about! Something was very very wrong. She rushed out of the bathroom coliding with someone. The person grabbed her arm before she hit the ground.
"Hey babe- you actually look kinda hot" said the person.
She looked up. It was Puck.
"Excuse me?" She said offended.
Did Puck just really tell her that.
Puck looked at her for a moment.
"So I was wondering... when were you going to dump that lame boyfriend of yours and have some fun with Puckasourous. I know you stare at me during Glee practice," Puck said with a cocky expression on his face.
"What boyfriend?" She asked.
Puck raised his eyebrows.
"Wow Santana," Puck said with a smirk, "How about I bring you over to my place and we finally get you laid".
"What! Are you seriously trying to tell me that I'm not a virgin! That's like saying that Kurt's not gay!".
"Yeah- until he started dating you"
Santana froze.
"Excuse me?".
"Wow- did you guys break up or something? I'm really sorry..."
"No- um- I just fell down after glee practice and got knocked out so I'm a little disoriented and confused,".
"Oh- ouch. You did seem a little lost. Well uh- let me catch you up then. You're going out with Hummel ever since you kissed him during spin the bottle and I don't know- you had some connection or some shit like that. But he still seems to be gay and everything and is always kind of protective or something. I've been trying to sleep with you ever since we hooked up two years ago but you kept on having boyfriends who could kick my ass if they found out. But now that your dating Hummel you have rudely shot down my offers".
"What? We hooked up a lot less than two years ago and you have slept with me- multiple times. And anyways- aren't you going out with Lauren?".
Puck blinked.
"Lauren? As in Lauren Zises?"
Santana nodded. Puck stared at her for a second and then began to crack up.
"Why the hell would I ever go out with Lauren Zises! I do not dig on fat chicks!"
Santana looked at him for a moment. Then realized that she would probably get more out of what he was saying if she just went with it.
"Sorry- really disoriented," She said.
Puck opened his mouth to say something when a voice called out "Santana!".
Santana felt a rush of wind come towards her and caught Brittany's face just in time before it crashed into hers, their lips pressing together. Brittany broke away still happy and then hugged Santana. Santana felt herself blushing.
"Okay- one- that was really hot- and two Hummel is not going to be happy about this!" Puck said.
Santana looked at Puck.
"He's always been jealous of you spending time with Brittany- and now- well- he has a reason to be".
Brittany's face turned sad.
"Don't tell Kurtie- I don't want to make him sad,"
"I'm not gonna tell him. But try not to be so public about it next time- you never know who's watching. I mean- that Ben Israel kid could put it on his blog".
Brittany nodded. Santana expected Puck to leave but he just stayed there. She wondered why he was so surprised by the kiss, they had made out in front of him- and done multiple things together with him. But nothing realy made sense now anyways so it was stupid to just keep on asking questions. They only led to more confusion.
"Do you two want to go chill at my place?" Puck asked.
Before anyone could say anything Kurt walked up to them.
"Hey Santana- I wanted to talk to you," He said.
Santana looked from him to Puck to Brittany. As much as she hated spending time with people she didn't care about she said "Fine" and walked away from Puck and Brittany with him.
"Hey- Santana- things haven't been going really well- have they?".
Santana looked at him. She was about to say no and move on so she could go back to Brittany when she caught the sad look on his face. She felt her heart melting.
"I don't know what your talking about- I just- I wasn't feeling well. I'm sorry that I didn't remember you,".
Kurt looked at her a little bit happier but slightly unconvinced. Santana couldn't stand this any longer so she did the only thing she knew how to do.
She kissed him.
