In this world, Erza is Juvia's best friend, Gerard and Sieglein are wicked twins, Lucy is after girls, Gray and Lyon are brothers and Mira's bitchy personality is back!

Warning: total crack, AU and OOC. Also, there are many mistakes since English isn't my native language.

I guess I have to mention all the pairings here so those who don't like them won't read this crazy story^^

Here you go:

Ultear x Gray x Juvia x Lyon x Sherry and the whole point of the story is the final outcome

Natsu x Lucy x Lisanna, later on Lucy x Lisanna

Erza x Gerard, later on Erza x Natsu

a little of Gajeel x Levy

and maybe more…

Chap 1

"I still wonder if I should've listened to my cousin's advice", thought Juvia to herself while entering Fairy High, the most infamous academy of the city. "Gajeel must've been on crack when he said we should transfer here".

Little did she know about his reasons…

Fairy High was considered as the coolest school ever by its students and teachers and the worst one by the city's government since it constantly brought troubles. So Juvia felt both interested in Fairy High and bothered with the fact that now she was wearing its uniform (a very cute one, btw!). On the other hand, Gajeel seemed really happy to be here. "Rules? What goddam rules? Any place where I can screw them is heaven!" - that's what he told her when he was explaining his reasons. Sly dog! Juvia could see him clearly, stalking some blue-haired chick, thinking he's totally unnoticed by everyone. Well, if you were blind and deaf, you could've not noticed a huge figure, whose outfit didn't even a little resemble a uniform of a student and looked like some rockstar's concert costume and whose earphones slammed the air with horrible death metal shrieks. Yet the girl was so consumed with the book she was reading that she didn't pay any attention to Juvia's delinquent cousin. No one dared to approach them and tell her the truth, though. Juvia sighed and finally entered the school's building. Well, tried to…

As soon as she made her first step on the stairs, somebody fell down, making her fall, too. A guy. Incredibly handsome guy with his shirt torn to pieces. He looked at her, quickly mumbled "sorry", got up screaming "Natsu you idiot I won't let you get away with that!' and chased after another guy with funny pink hair. Juvia was shocked yet she felt a bit infatuated by that stranger. He looked amazing… although, she couldn't possibly fall for him. By the time she finally got to the classroom, she almost forgot about that incident. Almost...

"Come in, Juvia! Everyone, let me introduce another transfer student here, Juvia Loxar", the teacher, a redhead dude in his 30's, said. "Be nice to her. Juvia, take a sit."

Juvia bowed and wondered who she should sit with. Gajeel, who transferred here a week ago, was sitting right behind that bookworm chick with some creepy blond guy who had a scar on his face. What a pity. Actually, almost everyone had someone to sit with, except for one girl with scarlet hair. Juvia obviously didn't want to be alone so she sat next to the lonely girl.

"Hi, newbie, I'm Erza. If you value your life, don't you dare to piss me off."

"Hi, Erza. If you're PMSing, it's not the reason to be so unfriendly to me."

Erza chuckled.

"You've got guts! Juvia, isn't it? I hope we'll become good friends."

Juvia could only hope so. Still, it was much better than sitting alone.

While lessons lasted, Juvia was watching her classmates and they surprised her more and more. The class sure was big. Erza gave her priceless comments while showing different students to Juvia.

"That's Natsu and Lucy, they're going out, I wonder if they made it to bed yet. Natsu is the head of a school gang, so never mind his stupid hair color, he's actually cool. Lisanna, Mira's sister, is still head over hills in love with him even after they broke up…"

The pinky haired brat sure had a good taste for girls! Lucy was the hottest girl ever, with gorgeous body and doll-like pretty face. Lisanna wasn't loosing to her in terms of looks, too, her deep blue eyes could capture you forever and her creamy pink skin made you wish touching it again and again.

"The guy behind Natsu is Gray, they're always fighting because Gray thinks Natsu is too stupid to be the head…"

So his name is Gray. Juvia decided that it was quite fitting him.

"Gray's sitting next to Cana, they used to be a couple but split because of her drinking habits. I don't like Cana much but she's great when it comes to cards, so we hang out in a casino together sometimes."

"Casino? Aren't you underaged?" Juvia was surprised.

"Yes we are, but Mira's uncle owns that casino, so it's not a problem anymore! By the way, Mira's sits over there with her sister, and their brother, Elfman sits with that newbie over there…"

Mira and Lisanna looked just like a cute devil and charming angel together, and their brother looked like a wild beast.

"Then here's Levy, our famous bookworm and the smartest girl in the city. You must know her, she always wins those scientific contests, all of them…"

Hmm, since when Gajeel liked cute and smart girls? He used to hang out with hot brunettes having only guys in mind. Well, at least Juvia understood how he met Levy, must've seen her on one of the math or physics contests, the only subjects he had top marks in. And the best ones in their old school.

Erza continued on and on, talking about students from other classes and showing their photos on her cell phone, but Juvia couldn't remember all the names and faces. Anyways, that's just the first day and the first lesson in Fairy High, she'd got lots of time to learn about crazy people here.

She couldn't even imagine how crazy her life would become…