Disclaimer~ I don't own any of Harry and co., nor do I own Sirius or Oliver Wood's bums. Drat my luck!
A/N: I know why you're here. The title intrigued you. Go ahead! Admit it! And yes, it does actually have something to do with the fanfic. I'm on a sugar high right now, so excuse my silliness! So read away! Review if you like! Oh, and don't do drugs! On with the fanfic!
What fun it is to Bite a Bum
CYNTHIA "Are you sure that's the only way to get to Hogwarts?" (she sighed, exasperated)
JUSTIN " Positive. I would get you tickets for the Hogwarts express, but, there are no trips between now and the deadline for this interview. And there's absolutely no chance that we are going to be sneaky about getting there, because we do NOT want to be like Rita Skeeter. So, are you up to getting there like that, or do I need to get another reporter?" he stated threateningly.
CYNTHIA "I'll do it!"
JUSTIN "Good. It's time for you to go now. Harry and his friends are expecting you."
CYNTHIA "Oliver Woods???"
JUSTIN "Yes. But, I swear, if you try to bite his bum like you did the last time, you will never do a story at Hogwarts again!"
CYNTHIA "Fine...humph!" (she pouted a bit, but gave up)
JUSTIN "Here is your bags. Best be on your way."
CYNTHIA "What's this guys name anyway?"
JUSTIN "Um, well...promise not to get too excited...Sirius Black."
CYNTHIA "WHAT? This assignment just got interesting!"
JUSTIN "Don't hurt the man! We had a very hard time getting him to agree to this. But since it helps Harry, he doesn't mind too much."
CYNTHIA " Well yea, this story will help Harry's reputation a lot! After that whole Rita Skeeter article, everyone thought Harry was a porn star, a pimp, and a male hooker!"
JUSTIN " Yes, well, I'm sure he will be very greatful. But I swear, if you mess this story up like you did the last one, you will never work here again!"
CYNTHIA "Ok Justin I won't! Promise! (she gave him a small peck on the cheek and headed off) Don't worry so much!"
JUSTIN (he blushed and rolled his eyes, then suddenly opened them wide again, and looked nervous once again) "Good luck! Remember, your meeting him at---"
CYNTHIA (she cut him off, but still had her back turned towards him as she walked off) "Yes, yes, Justin, I know. Five o'clock, Diagon Ally, look for a tall, slender, dark haired man. Oh and two things- I KNOW what Sirius Black looks like, dead sexy, and I think he looks much different than when he did when he was in hiding, Justin."
(Justin called something else to her, but she was too far away to hear, and truly didn't care)
(Cynthia looked around for Sirius in the Leaky Cauldron [quite anxiously, might I add] and finally spotted him sitting alone, drinking a butter beer. She rushed over to him)
CYNTHIA "SIRIUS! SIRIUS! I'm over here!"
(Sirius spotted her running as fast as she could towards him. A look of "Oh great, not another obsessed woman" appeared on his face)
SIRIUS "Hi. You must be Cynthia. I'm sorry for my lack of enthusiasm, but can we please get this over with?"
(Cynthia quickly straightened up, trying to look totally professional)
CYNTHIA "Why yes, of course. Shall we?"
(She led Sirius to a deserted room, him dragging his feet behind himself, whispering to himself "I'm doing this for Harry, I'm doing this for Harry...", her smiling broadly. After getting in the room, and closing the door, she turned to him, trying to look as sexy as she could. To Sirius, she just looked constipated.)
CYNTHIA "READY TO SNOG BABY!??"
A/N: did you like it? Review if you did! Review if you didn't! I will use flames to warm Oliver Wood and me while we lay on a bearskin rug on our honeymoon! Thanks, and I plan to write the next chapter soon, alrighty?
A/N: I know why you're here. The title intrigued you. Go ahead! Admit it! And yes, it does actually have something to do with the fanfic. I'm on a sugar high right now, so excuse my silliness! So read away! Review if you like! Oh, and don't do drugs! On with the fanfic!
What fun it is to Bite a Bum
CYNTHIA "Are you sure that's the only way to get to Hogwarts?" (she sighed, exasperated)
JUSTIN " Positive. I would get you tickets for the Hogwarts express, but, there are no trips between now and the deadline for this interview. And there's absolutely no chance that we are going to be sneaky about getting there, because we do NOT want to be like Rita Skeeter. So, are you up to getting there like that, or do I need to get another reporter?" he stated threateningly.
CYNTHIA "I'll do it!"
JUSTIN "Good. It's time for you to go now. Harry and his friends are expecting you."
CYNTHIA "Oliver Woods???"
JUSTIN "Yes. But, I swear, if you try to bite his bum like you did the last time, you will never do a story at Hogwarts again!"
CYNTHIA "Fine...humph!" (she pouted a bit, but gave up)
JUSTIN "Here is your bags. Best be on your way."
CYNTHIA "What's this guys name anyway?"
JUSTIN "Um, well...promise not to get too excited...Sirius Black."
CYNTHIA "WHAT? This assignment just got interesting!"
JUSTIN "Don't hurt the man! We had a very hard time getting him to agree to this. But since it helps Harry, he doesn't mind too much."
CYNTHIA " Well yea, this story will help Harry's reputation a lot! After that whole Rita Skeeter article, everyone thought Harry was a porn star, a pimp, and a male hooker!"
JUSTIN " Yes, well, I'm sure he will be very greatful. But I swear, if you mess this story up like you did the last one, you will never work here again!"
CYNTHIA "Ok Justin I won't! Promise! (she gave him a small peck on the cheek and headed off) Don't worry so much!"
JUSTIN (he blushed and rolled his eyes, then suddenly opened them wide again, and looked nervous once again) "Good luck! Remember, your meeting him at---"
CYNTHIA (she cut him off, but still had her back turned towards him as she walked off) "Yes, yes, Justin, I know. Five o'clock, Diagon Ally, look for a tall, slender, dark haired man. Oh and two things- I KNOW what Sirius Black looks like, dead sexy, and I think he looks much different than when he did when he was in hiding, Justin."
(Justin called something else to her, but she was too far away to hear, and truly didn't care)
(Cynthia looked around for Sirius in the Leaky Cauldron [quite anxiously, might I add] and finally spotted him sitting alone, drinking a butter beer. She rushed over to him)
CYNTHIA "SIRIUS! SIRIUS! I'm over here!"
(Sirius spotted her running as fast as she could towards him. A look of "Oh great, not another obsessed woman" appeared on his face)
SIRIUS "Hi. You must be Cynthia. I'm sorry for my lack of enthusiasm, but can we please get this over with?"
(Cynthia quickly straightened up, trying to look totally professional)
CYNTHIA "Why yes, of course. Shall we?"
(She led Sirius to a deserted room, him dragging his feet behind himself, whispering to himself "I'm doing this for Harry, I'm doing this for Harry...", her smiling broadly. After getting in the room, and closing the door, she turned to him, trying to look as sexy as she could. To Sirius, she just looked constipated.)
CYNTHIA "READY TO SNOG BABY!??"
A/N: did you like it? Review if you did! Review if you didn't! I will use flames to warm Oliver Wood and me while we lay on a bearskin rug on our honeymoon! Thanks, and I plan to write the next chapter soon, alrighty?
