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My Day out with a Toilet Paper God

Sadie POV

Hiya, Sadie Kane here so for all of you faithful readers out there you know who I am so there is no need for introductions. For those of you who don't have the foggiest who I am I have a few words of advice, You need to go away right now and not even attempt returning or I will Ha-di your sorry butts to the deepest and darkest part of the duat and read our previous adventures to understand what on earth is going on!

Carter says that was a bit harsh (Brother Dear if you don't shut your mouth I will Ha-di your sorry butt to the deepest and darkest part of the duat). Anyway if I don't get interrupted again I might be able to continue.

I was sitting in my room back in Brooklyn House it was about 7 in the morning (Yes Carter I'm not always asleep till four in the afternoon!) listening to my faithful I-Pod, I was a little sad so I put on my favourite singer Adele and listened to her sing about how she fancies a boy but he doesn't even acknowledge her existence. Oh Adele how I can relate! I got up and opened my wardrobe to see my poster of Anubis, Even though it is him in his jackal form all I can ever see is his melting chocolate eyes that whenever I see them they make me go weak at the knee's. I know what you are thinking "Sadie Kane moping about a boy? This isn't right!"

Normally I would agree with you 110% but Anubis is not your average boy actually he is the Egyptian God of the afterlife, funerals and toilet paper who is way, way too hot for over 5000 years old, but luckily he chooses to be seen as a drop-dead gorgeous (No pun intended) sixteen year old.

I hear a knock at my door; I close my wardrobe and open my door to find Jas there. "Morning Sadie, I just wanted to let you know that breakfast is ready and that you have a message from your father in the library, Cleo is talking to him."

"Okay, Thanks Jas."

I closed the door and got dressed as I had already had a shower, I put on my black skinny jeans, a black Guns & Roses t-shirt and my combat boots. I picked up my wand and I-pod and headed downstairs to breakfast.

Barely anyone was up which was very weird, Khufu was watching what seemed to be a Lakers game with Carter and Julian. I said good morning and went outside and got myself a pain au chocolat and my imported Ribena and enjoyed my breakfast.

I made my way to the library to see Cleo speaking with Doughboy.

Authors Note~
What do you think Doughboy's message should be? Also where should Sadie and Anubis go on their day out?
Please help. this is my first Fan-Fiction so go easy on me :)

mythgirl97 xx