(A/N: This is just a series of silly one-shots and plot bunnies that wouldn't die. Enjoy! :D)

Electro and Mysterio were laughing hysterically, tears streaming as they sat in front of one of the computers at the Sinister Six's base when Dr. Octopus, aka Master Planner, entered. "Do you mind telling me exactly WHAT you find so amusing?"

Electro attempted to hide his smile. "It was...nothin', Doc. Nothing at all."

Mysterio spoke in his peculiar, half-British lilt. "We were simply looking at those odd pictures of, what are they called? LOL Cats I believe?" He too was dying as he tried to suppress his laughter.

Dr. Octopus glared at them both. "Very well..." The sinister-looking Doctor walked away slowly, muttering to himself that he worked with simpletons and fools.

Mysterio finally let out the laugh he had been holding in as he and Electro continued to scan Doctor Otto Octavius's E-Harmony Profile. "H-He says that he's a scientist, a male model, a-and he DJ's on the weekends?"

Electro giggled. "I respect the Doc, but...Just look at these pictures! "Looking for a woman who loves evil science, disco, fashion and cats as much as I do."

The giggling caused Dr. Octopus's face to turn red with anger and embarrassment; he knew they were up to something. The doctor wasn't foolish enough to simply turn around and forget about it. He could go after them now...But decided to wait. With an evil smile, he recalled the night everyone but he and Vulture had gotten drunk and begun singing Journey songs, as well as how he had taped it all. Now all he had to do was wait...