We're All Traps Here
Ch. 1 Unexpected Meeting
Third Person POV
Hideyoshi stared at the blonde in front of him who was completely covered in a towel. He couldn't believe it.
Okay, so considering the fact that Hideyoshi looks like a girl, it'd be awkward and would seem wrong for him to go to the boys' bath. And considering he was a boy, he definitely can't go to the girls' bath.
And so the community recognized this problem and put up a bath especially and exclusively for Hideyoshi; The Hideyoshi Bath.
Although someone seems to have either ignored or isn't aware of that very fact.
"U-Uhm... I-I'm sorry but... Have you... gone lost...?" He asked awkwardly.
"O-Oh, y-you must be Hideyoshi. I-I'm sorry," The stranger replied, looking at the floor, avoiding eye contact.
"Oh, uhm, well," Hideyoshi thought for a moment about what he should say next. "I-It's okay."
There's half a minute of awkward silence until Hideyoshi decides to break it.
"S-So, uhm, will you... will you be... going back to the boys' bath?" He asked awkwardly. He broke the silence but didn't break the awkwardness.
The blonde stranger's head jolted up from facing the ground. "Heck no!"
Hideyoshi almost jumped. Of course, he was surprised. "H-Huh? But-! What do you-?!"
"Okay, wait, calm down!" The stranger said. "L-Look, I canNOT go to the boys' bath! B-But..." The person looked away again. "If I go to the girls' bath, they'll be heart-broken."
Hideyoshi tilted his head in confusion. "Huh? What do you mean?"
The person sighed and looked at Hideyoshi in the eyes. "You know, a lot of girls actually have crushes on me but if they find out I'm a girl... I-I don't wanna break any hearts!"
Hideyoshi's eyes widened. This person... it's a GIRL?!
He couldn't believe it. The blonde was, well, honestly Hideyoshi thought the person was really handsome! With a guy's charm, that's for sure. He could NOT believe it was actually a girl!
"Y-You... you're joking, right?"
"No, I'm not. Please, I'm sorry okay?"
The first time Hideyoshi laid eyes on this person, he wondered why the person was completely covered by the towel. He wondered why the person didn't just cover the lower part like a guy would. But then, it was a girl.
And then here's Hideyoshi- his girl-like body covered by a towel in a way a girl would cover it.
"Y-You're... really a girl...?" He asked. The person bit the lower lip nervously and nodded. "No way..."
"Hmph. Right. 'No way' and yet here I am standing right in front of you."
"Oh, wait, no, I'm sorry."
"Ah, no, I'm sorry. I guess I'm mad 'cause you're sort of –SORT OF- right."
"Oh..."
"Heh. Well, I guess it's sorta nice to know I'm not the only one in the world like this," The stranger says, smiling.
"Yeah, I guess so," Hideyoshi replies smiling too. "You're not from this country are you?"
"No, I'm from Germany."
"Oh really? I have a friend that can talk in German. She's lived in Germany most of her life but came back here in Japan."
"Huh. Well I don't speak very fluent Japanese myself."
"I think it's fine actually."
"Really? Oh wait! What the heck are we doing?! Engaging into a normal conversation when we're actually here in a bath and are of... Well..." The blonde looked away, avoiding eye contact.
"The opposite genders?" Hideyoshi asked nervously.
"Y-Yeah... Maybe I'll come by another time."
"N-No, it's okay! I-I mean- Ugh! I'm sorry! That came out wrong!"
"Well, yea but I know what you mean but-"
"Please forgive me!"
"I will but just-"
"HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON IN THERE?!"
The two remained silent. The blonde stranger gulped. It was a voice from yet another from the boys' bath. But it was only a stranger to Hideyoshi.
"I-I'm sorry! I'm getting in the bath, alright?" The blonde replied to the voice then turned to Hideyoshi. "Uh..."
"One of your friends?"
"Uhm, I can't really call him that..."
"Well, I just finished anyway so you can have this bath to yourself, okay?"
"Well, okay. Thank you."
"Oh, and I'm Kinoshita Hideyoshi, by the way. Who might you be?"
"Leo. Leo Kliesen."
A/N: SQUEEE! First Crossover Fanfic! Holy Rome, Holy Rome, Holy Rome...!
*faints*
*revived by Len's awesomeness*
My heart was shattered when I found out Leo was actually a girl /;A;)/ Oh well. I guess it's still cool that way though.
I don't own Baka to Test or Tekken. Please review!
