Okay guys, this is my first fan fiction so please don't flame too hard but leave me some honest reviews, also this will be a one-shot unless you want it to continue. So yeah r&r If you want.
Pit's big day
Today was the day, the day Pit learned how to read and write. After a lot of prodding (both figuratively and literally) Pit and Pitoo where going to the overworld to go to human school. "But why can't we study here" Pitoo whined. "Because the centurion teachers are dumber than Pit and it will be a fun experience for the both of you" Palutena said with a smile. "Yeah Pitoo, don't be such a Debbie Downer" Pit said. "my name isn't Debbie and it isn't Pitoo, it's dark pit!" Pitoo said angrily. "yes, yes, that's nice but if you keep talking you'll miss your first day of school" Palutena said activating the power of flight on both of them and sending them off to school.
Athens high school for the specially gifted was more than happy to let Pit into their school after he defeated Hades, so when they got there they were welcomed with open arms and warm smiles. "Before you say anything" the principal said "I have been informed of your 'education' prior to now, so you will be enrolled with a class that fits your caliber. Also, you should already know this but no weapons in school."
"What!" Pitoo cried out "But what if there's an attack from the underworld army." "Don't worry about it, your weapons will be delivered to school in case of an emergency" the principal said, reassuring them of the safety of the school.
Their class had around 20 people in it, all of them looking like a stereotypical high School trope. From nerds to jocks and prom queens to basket cases. The teacher addressed them all. "Okay students, today we have two new people in the class, Pit and Dark Pit." the teacher said "First we have Pit." there was Monotonous clapping that stopped as suddenly as it started. "Hiya guys, I'm Pit, servant of the goddess of light, lady Palutena." More clapping. "Next up is Dark pit." The teacher said. Even more clapping. "name's Dark Pit, don't forget it." "well sit anywhere you like and class will commence."
1 hour later
"Boy was that class hard." Pit said getting a tray. "That class was basic letters and numbers" Pitoo said, also picking up a tray. "So, it was still hard." Pit whined, taking one of everything on the serving line. "Well if that was hard wait till you get to addition and subtraction." Pitoo warned. They were now sitting on a table and Pit cried out "What, no way, there's more!" Pit lamented. "Of course there's more idiot." Pitoo spat. "How much more is there." At that moment Pitoo's face drew a complete blank. "I'm not sure, we never asked Palutena before we got here" Pitoo replied. "I guess we'll just ask her when we go back to skyworld" Pit decided.
After school
"Oh, just around 3-6 years" Palutena cheerfully replied. "3-6 years, I thought it would be a month or two, but years, do you like to watch us suffer." Pit cried out. "Now don't say that Pit, you need the full education so that it doesn't come back to bite you in the future." "What possible use could we have for human education." Pitoo argued. "I don't know, but it never hurts to learn." "yes it does, it hurts my brain very much." Pit said back. "You'll get used to it, now go to bed, you have more school tomorrow" Palutena ordered. Pit gets to his bed and flops down on it, thinking 'ah well, School can't be that bad'
He didn't know how wrong he was
So that's the first chapter, but it doesn't have to be the last if you just comment that you want more of this. Also giving me feedback on what you want to see in the next chapter really helps me a lot so do that.
I am Rubyashes and hopefully we will meet again.
