Hey kids!
I'm back with a new story! Well... not so much a story, more of a series of oneshots!
There will be a mixture of Bade and Cabbie oneshots based on this picture: : goo . gl / cV Zj L
Let me know what you think! :{)
xoxo
1. Google bad jokes and deliver them in stupid voices.
It was late on a Saturday afternoon and Cat Valentine lay spread out on her large pink covers with her face buried in her pillows as she laughed loudly and hysterically. The reason for her laughter?
Her boyfriend - Robbie Shapiro.
Robbie chuckled and shook his head at his girlfriend's adorable giggles which emerged from her lips. He reached out and rest his hand on the back of her thigh, squeezing lightly and causing even more giggles to erupt from the redhead.
Not that this was ever an unusual sight for the young couple, but this time there was a particular reason as to why Robbie was currently sitting cross legged on the end of Cat's bed with his PearPhone in his hand.
See, Cat's family wasn't exactly... normal. And from time to time, her brother would do things which resulted in him being put back in the 'special hospital'. Which in turn resulted in Cat's parents neglecting their only daughter. This was one of those times.
Usually, Cat would call Jade - her best friend - and they would spend the day together. Cat and Jade had been best friends for years, and Jade knew all too well how upset the redhead would get at times like this - which had become more and more frequent over the past few months.
On this occasion, Cat felt it wouldn't be the best idea to call Jade considering she had just accidentally removed her eyebrows several days before. Cat wasn't going to lie - she was pretty terrified of Jade at the moment. So instead, she called the next best thing: her boyfriend of two years.
Robbie had always possessed the special talent of making Cat laugh and forget about her problems, and now he was putting that talent to good use. When he first arrived at his girlfriend's house, he sat on her bed with her and just held her as she cried. His heart had broken as he listened to her sobs reverb against his chest and he wondered how anyone could neglect Cat.
She was too adorable to neglect.
After about an hour, Cat had started to smile once again. Robbie had pressed a kiss to her cheek and asked her if there was anything he could do for her. The redhead had pondered for a moment before coming up with her answer.
"Will you Google bad jokes and tell me them in funny voices?" she had asked, her voice small as she lay her head against his shoulder, playing with the buttons on his shirt.
Robbie knew he would never be able to say no to this girl, so here they are.
"Ready for another one?" Robbie asked as Cat rolled over onto her back as she wiped away her running make up. She nodded and sat up against her pillows as he began scrolling through the search results on his phone - trying to find the perfect joke until his eyes landed on one and he smiled.
"Okay," he began, clearing his throat. "Where does the general keep his army?" he asked in a loud, awful British accent.
Cat giggled and shook her head, "I don't know!"
Robbie smiled and paused for a second before finishing the joke, "In his sleevey!"
He watched as Cat dissolved into a fit of giggles behind her hands, her shoulder shaking vigorously. He chuckled and shook his head at her reaction. He locked his phone and tossed it to the floor before crawling over and pulling her to lie down with him.
Her giggles quietened and she looked up at him, happiness shining in her beautiful eyes. Robbie smiled softly and pressed his lips to hers in a sweet kiss. She smiled against his lips and her hand held onto his shirt.
"Thank you for making me laugh," she whispered after the kiss broke moments later.
He smiled and rubbed his nose against hers, making her giggle. She reached up and pulled his thick glasses from his face, placing them upon her own nose and giggling at the blurry vision. Robbie chuckled and pecked her nose.
"You're weird," he breathed.
She smiled, "But you love me."
