HTFs on Drugs NOTE; the preceeding is a series of expiriments preformed by professor Lumpy
The Happy tree friends are cute, little, monstrous furry creatures. Apparently they produce their own homes.
Recently scientists have given these animals a variety of psychoactive drugs to see how it affects home-building.
The Orange beaver was not given a single drug. He built a normal house on the riverside, made of tools operated by hand.
The Yellow bunny was given LSD. Its home was a tiny hole in the ground. After chasing the 'White bunny' across the street and getting hit by a truck. It is now apparent that the Bunny had more than we gave him...
The Purple Beaver was given Caffeine. Its home wasn't affected, its behavior was...
*SPINNING- SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING - SPINNING*
The Blue Skunk was given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. Instead of building a house, it built a hammock, where it layed all day, watching the caffeine beaver go.
The Robed Bear was given alcohol. He made a cottage, found a mate and fathered 1000 children. But the alcoholic bear got a restraining order, and is not allowed within 100 feet to the mate or children.
The Green Raccoon with the Fuckin awesome fedora was given Crack coccaine. He found that building houses was for 'Suckers'. Instead he waited till the Caffeine Tree Friend was exhausted, then popped a cap in it's ass. On further investigation, the raccoon didn't use the drugs...
When winter came, the Skunk had no place to go and became the crack raccoon's bitch.
For more on these experiments, see 'Spiders on Drugs'
