Once upon a time, Boo, who was now 18 years old, was waiting in her room for Sulley. She was madly in love with her old friend, and couldn't wait for him to come out of the closet tonight.

As she eagerly anticipated his arrival, she looked out of her window. It was raining like cats and dogs outside. But all it did was make her think of her beloved Sulley, drenched and soaked and sexy as hell.

Almost everything, from the sight of rain pouring to the sound of a toilet flushing, made her think of Sulley.

She then went into her bathroom and began combing her hair in front of the mirror. All of the walls in the bathroom were covered with posters of Sulley. She hummed If I Didn't Have You happily to herself as she prepared to see her beloved. He would be here any moment now, and once he was, she planned to throw herself all over him and flood him with sloppy kisses.

It was then when she heard her closet door slowly creek open.

"Kitty!" she cried, and bolted into her room. There stood Sulley, dressed in a suit and wearing a top hat. He was holding a tiny box in his hand.

"Hey there, handsome," said Boo in a sexy voice. "I did have a fun evening planned for us tonight, but since it's raining, I guess we'll have to stay indoors."

She flopped herself down on her bed and began twirling her hair around with her fingers.

"Any ideas on how we can pass the time?" she asked, giving her monster a wink.

"Oh, Boo," said Sulley, looking at the box in his hands and then looking back at her. "I have something very important I need to ask you."

Boo got excited. Was there a ring in the box he was holding? Was he about to ask her to marry him?

"Ask away, Kitty," she said breathlessly.

Sulley opened up the box. Inside was a breath mint. He tossed it into his mouth and ate it. Then he ate the box.

Boo was slightly disappointed by this, but was so turned on by the sight of Sulley in his suit and hat that she didn't care.

"So, you like eating boxes, I see," she observed, stroking her chin. "Interested in eating a box that I have?"

"Not until you answer the question I have for you," said Sulley awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck. "Boo, would you let me eat you?"

"Eat me?" said Boo, placing a hand over her chest. "Why, Kitty, of course I would."

"Good," said Sulley, and he ran over to her, grabbed her, and dragged her into her kitchen.

"What are you doing?" Boo cried. "Are we going to have fun on my stove top?"

"No, I'm just going to cover you in butter and then eat you," said Sulley simply.

"WHAT?!" screamed Boo, suddenly alarmed.

"Fine," said Sulley with a small shrug. "I'll skip the butter."

"NOOOOOOO!" cried Boo, struggling to get away, but it was no use. In a flash, her beloved kitty stuffed her head-first into his jaws.

"Mmmmmm," went Sulley, chewing. "That was really damn tasty. I should've eaten her a long time ago."

Suddenly, a great and terrible swirl of anger and hatred brewed within Sulley's heart. He ran outside into the pouring rain. Lightning struck a tree nearby and set it on fire as he shook his fist towards the heavens.

"YOU DESERVED THIS!" he screamed. "YOU DESERVED TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN AFTER CLICKING ON A FANFICTION WHERE YOU THOUGHT THAT ME AND BOO WERE GOING TO SLEEP TOGETHER! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU DESERVED TO HAVE YOUR CHILDHOOD RUINED BY THE MENTAL IMAGE OF ME EATING BOO ALIVE! BUT I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU! OH, NO! I WILL HAVE REVENGE! YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL HAVE REVENGE!"

And with that, Sulley stormed back inside, into the closet door and back into the monster world. He would make those responsible for what had happened pay.