Disclaimer:
Brighthalk: I own nothing that isn't mine... So I now own Harry Potter!
Angry Hatter: Yay!
Brighthalk: Introducing the person/writer who helped me write this! Now, how to torture- I mean annoy him...
Angry Hatter: Do demo ii? :D
Brighthalk: You would say something in Japanese... But... Sadly, I do NOT own Harry...
Angry Hatter: BUT! You do own Hazel, who IS Harry's twin. Close enough, right?
Brighthalk:...hmm...
Hazel: HEY!
Angry Hatter: *Laughs*
Brighthalk: I suppose... Hey, Angry Hatter?
Angry Hatter: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Brighthalk: LOL... Why don't you and one of you OC's do the disclaimer... The real one, I mean? XD
Angry Hatter: Good Idea, but which one should I do it with? Requiem? Hershel? Ageha?
Brighthalk: How 'bout whoever got into this story?
Angry Hatter: Requiem then?
Brighthalk: Depends. Is she out of her Emo corner yet?
Angry Hatter: Nah, she's... cheered up...a little... maybe...
Brighthalk: LOL! Good luck with that... I bet the declaimer will cheer her up!
Angry Hatter: Right!
Requiem: Brighthalk and Angry Hatter own no-yah! *Bites her tongue*
Angry Hatter: You ok?
Requiem: I bwit may tongue... Ow...
Angry Hatter: LOL
Requiem: LOL?
Angry Hatter: Yeah, It means laugh out loud
Requiem: What? *Confused and slightly frantic*
Angry Hatter: *Sighs* Hogwarts really needs to catch you guys up with modern Technology.
Requiem: HUH?
Angry Hatter: Anyway, Brighthalk and I own nothing. Bye-Bye now. *Waves*
Brighthalk: Thanks guys! Just so everyone whom reads this knows, this was and idea I got from someone else, I just came up with the situation, and not even that is entirely mine, as I co-wrote this with my friend, Angry Hatter. So if you wanna read where I got this awesome and funny ides from, look up Crazy, by GreenandPurpleMonkeys! Okay, on with the enjoyable fun!
"Out loud"
'In the paring journals everyone is using'
*Emotions, Motions...*
Okay, before you ask or flame me or complain or whatever I am very aware of how this is written, and if you flame me... I swear... It won't end well. For you. DO NOT FLAME! In other words, sorry for any OOC-ness! Read on, not your thing? Don't read!
Cast:
Requiem: Angry Hatter's OC
Hazel: My OC
Harry: J.K Rowling owns
Snape: J.k Rowling
Fred and Gorge: Can't have one w/o the other : J.k Rowling
Ron: J.K Rowling
_Just After lunch..._
Snape: *Walking toward the Quidditch pitch* *Slytherins, Ravenclaws and a few Gryffindor's and a few Hufflepuffs follow behind him. They Do Not look happy* *Snape's hair is gold and red. Draco's is gold and red, also. The Gryffindor's support assorted colors, mostly sliver...* "Who is responsible for the trouble in the Great hall?"
Requiem and Ron: *Standing on pitch.* *Point to where redhead twins were*
Snape: "There's no one there." *Glares*
Ron: "Oh Come on!"
Requiem: *Eyes go big* ... *Bursts into tears and begins to run around frantically* "It wasn't meeeeee!"
Fred and Gorge: *Appear* "Why, hello professor. How are you this fine day? We like what you've done with you hair, professor."
Snape: *Glares*
Ron: "I was those two!"
Requiem: *Still running around in tears*
Fred: *Ignoring Snape* "Re? Are you okay?"
Requiem: "It wasn't my fault!"
Ron: *At Fred and Gorge* "It's yall's fault she's like that..."
Gorge: "Oh, well. Draco? Why is your hair two different colors?"
Fred: *Pulls out parchment and Quill* "Results!" * Begins to write frantically, smirking*
Requiem: *done with her crying fit* "Hmmm?" *Standing on her toes, looking over Fred's shoulder at what he's writing.*
Fred: "Wait until the twins and Jordan hear about this!"
Requiem: "Jordan?"
Gorge: Lee Jordan. (A/N: Brighthalk: Sorry! I forgot his 1st for a second! XD)
Requiem : "I... See..."
Snape: "Whose fault was the Prank! You know what? Never mind! You all have Detention at six! Tell the Potters to come also, I know they were apart of this somehow!"
Requiem: "D-D-Detention?" *Breaks out into tears again.* "I'm so sorry!"
Ron : *Sweat drops*
Fred and Gorge: *Grumbles* "Later guys..."
Ron: "See ya in detention, then..." *Sulks* "Come on requiem, let's go tell Harry and Hazel."
Requiem: "Oh..."
_(A/N: Scene skip! ;) Just before Detention!)
Harry and Hazel: "I don't see why we have to go... We weren't even there!"
Ron: Well, it wasn't our fault, and Requiem and I still had to come. Plus Snape just doesn't like us."
Requiem:" *sitting in Emo corner*
Hazel: "Is she okay...?"
Harry: "I hope so..." *Watches Requiem in her emo corner*
Ron: "I don't think she handles these types of situations well..."
Hazel: *shrugs* "It's time for detention. It's almost six."
Requiem: *comes out of Emo corner* "Hey guys, where are the twins?"
Harry: *groan* "Who cares? Were going to be late!"
Requiem: "... So, what now?..."
Harry and Hazel: "We leave without them!" *Harry grabs Ron and Hazel grabs Requiem* *They drag them to detention*
_(A/N: look! Look! Another time skip! To Detention!)
This is the what the notes in the enchanted notebook look like...
"This is out loud and in the notebook"
**Action in notebook**
Requiem: *Sitting at able hanging her head*
Harry and Hazel: Passing notes in enchanted notebook, looking like their doing homework or and essay*
Hazel: I don't think Re is okay.
Harry: At least she's not in an Emo corner!
Ron: *bored*
Requiem: *Still hanging her head*
Hazel: We should enchant a notebook for Ron.
Harry: *Does so*
BOTH: HI RON!
Ron: *Jumps slightly* Hi... **sigh** I hate detention.
Harry: First person to ever sigh in a notebook...
Hazel: Cool!
Ron: **Sarcastic** I've accomplished something, yay!
Hazel: Where are your brothers?
Harry: Why aren't they.. Enjoying... Snape's... Company... With us?
Ron: Don't know.
Hazel: *looks up* Where did Snape go?
Ron: Probably trying to find some way to get the pink out of his hair.
Harry: He'll only make it worse.
Hazel: **Snicker**
Ron: Hey, harry, why don't you have a quidditch match tomorrow?
Harry: Uh...
Hazel: **Groan** We're screwed
Ron: Let's let requiem in on the conversation. **does so** Hey Re.
Requiem: Hey...
Harry: YAY! Re!
Hazel: Oh crap! Look at Snape! His hair and face! Oh, Merlin!
*** Snape walks into the room. His hair is now several different colors and still changing, never sticking to one color long. His face is pink... HOT NEON PINK!***
Requiem: *Sees Snape and covers her mouth before she can laugh*
Ron: *Does the same, but laughs mentally*
Harry: He looks really mad... Um.. Should we y'know-
Hazel: **cuts harry off** Okay, I have the best idea ever! do you guys remember the Harry Potter Mysterious ticking noise?
Harry: Yes.
Requiem:... yeah...
Ron: *Nods, but just barely*
Harry and Hazel: Awesome!
Fred and Gorge: We're in.
Everyone (But Fred and Gorge): "WHERE HAVE YOU TWO BEEN!"
Snape: "QUIET!"
Requiem:*cowers down in her chair.*
Hazel: Okay, that was smart of us. And on second thought, I really don't Want to know where you two have been. Anyway, Fred, you can do Voldie. Requiem, You do Hermione. Harry will do himself, I'm doing Dumbledore. Ron can be himself also. Gorge, you get to do Snape. Did I miss anyone?
Ron: No, I think you got everyone.
Hazel: Good. Gorge, We have the beat, remember what to do?*Gorge nods* Good. Remember ignore Snape, whatever you do!
(A/N: If you've never seen the video, stop here and skip down to the ending or go watch the video and come back!)
Gorge: *appears in front of Snape's desk* "Hmmm... What is that mysterious ticking noise?" *Looks around* "Not over here not over there... It's kind of catchy... Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape." *Keeps going*
Hazel: *Pops up beside him* "Dumbledore!" (After every Severus Snape)
***They do this twice before Ron appears behind hazel.***
Ron: *High pitched and off beat.* "Ron, Ron, Ron Weasly!"
*** they all do this three times before Requiem joins in from her desk.***
Requiem: Very off beat and kind of depressingly* "Hermione. Hermione!"
*** Requiem says her part three times then twice fast. Harry jumps up beside Snape and watches everyone for a second***
Harry: "Harry Potter Uh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter Yeah!"
***Repeated five times before everyone but harry and Snape stop
Gorge and Harry: *Turn to each other* "Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry!" (Fast and Loud)
Hazel: *Pops up between them, grinning* "Dumble~dore!"
Requiem: Behind them* "Her~mione!"
***Everyone begins to sing again***
Everyone: "Singin' our song all day long at Hogwarts!"
Ron: "I've found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!"
Everyone: "YAY~!"
****BOOM****
Gorge: Pops up in front of Snape's desk* "Mohahahahaha!" *Taps wand on Snape's desk* "Voldemort Voldemort oh~ Voldie, Voldie Voldemort!"
Requiem: "Well, that was fun!" * has perked up a little*
Snape: *Glaring at them while a dark cloud looms over his head*
Hazel: *Turns to Snape* "Is detention over, Professor?" *Brightly and hyper*
Snape: "Just go and let me be in peace!"
Everyone: "YAY!"
End note:
Hazel: When do we get to do that again?
Brighthalk: I was-
Snape: Never
Angry Hatter: Add to the end note if you want to and make any changes you think necessary, then email back to me and I will proof read and publish ;p!
