"Sir, you have to have a car to have a drive through!" said the attendent.
"This is a car!" Daniel played with the imaginary sterring wheel just to prove it.
"Sir....."
"Don't mock the poor man," said O'Neill. "This is the closest he'll ever get to his own car."
"With all due respect sir, I thought Daniel did have a car."
"Nah. That was borrowed, wasn't it Danny boy?"
"Brm...brm...see, it's real!"
"Dr. Jackson, this is not a car. This is air." Teal'c informed everybody.
"Sir, I'm afraid I can't serve you your meal."
"Hey! I want my McFlurry" Jack yelled.
"Oh, Jack, sir. Why can't you just go inside and get one" Sam said. She was getting sick of this.
"Because the doors a whole 10 mentres away. I can not walk that far." Jack whinged
"Air is a mixture of gaes, mainly nitrogen."
"Brm...brm....honk..honk...hey, listen to that. Of course this car is real!" Daniel was still deperate to prove this was a car.
"Jack, sir. Honestly. I can't believe you're that lazy."
"No. Can't be bothered to walk." Jack folded his arms
"Brm... listen to that motor hum.!"
"Excuse me, but you're holding up a queue of people." said the attendant, looking out the window.
"Well, he wouldn't be if you gave him our meal!!" Jack yelled. He was not a happy bunny.
"Forget it. I'm off inside!" Carter up and left.
"Most people think that the air is made up of mostly oxygen. This is incorrect." Teal'c continued to inform people.
"Oh, all right. I'll move the car!" said Daniel at long, long, last.
"No, Daniel. There's no need. Give me my McFlurry!"
"No" said the stubborn attendant
"Yes"
"No"
"Damn it! The car stalled!" said Daniel, turning an imaginary key.
"In fact, only 21% of the air is oxygen."
"Wait, I think I've got it going again!" Daniel quickly scooted forwards. Upon reliessing that Jack and Teal'c were not following him, he said "Oh no! The back's fallen off the car!"
"Give me my McFlurry now!"
"No, you'll have to queue inside!"
"Give it here, now"
"I'll have one happy meal, a McFlurry, 2 big Mac Extra......" you could hear Carter saying from inside.
"There are also pleanty of other gases in the air." Teal'c was very good at Chemistry or so it seemed.
"This is going to cost me thousands to get repaired!" yelled Daniel.
" I want my McFlurry and I'm going to get it."
"Well, that's just tough because I'm not going to be the one giving it to you."
"I wonder where the nearest garage is."
"I'm getting my McFlurry, do you understand?" Jack grabbed the attendents throat.
"Sir, you're hurting me!"
Jack increased his grip. "Do you understand me better now?"
"The nobal gases are present in the air and so is water vapour"
"Ack...you're...ack...to have...ack...to come....aghh!" yelled the close to death attendent.
"Alright. I got the meal and.....WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT MAN?" yelled Carter upon seeing the scene. Teal'c was standing there giving a chemistry lecture. Daniel was jumping around in a circle with his hands over his head. Jack was almost inside McDonalds throttling the attendant. Everybody stopped and stared at Carter. "Right, you guys, we are just going to go over there and eat our meal, is that ok?" Everybody nodded and left.
Come to think of it, everything turned out ok in the end. Daniel was very happy with his Mr. Happy toy. Jack was happily munching away at his McFlurry. Teal'c was happy working out that chips don't go up your nose. Carter was just happy that she had finally got something to eat.
"Oh, Carter, by the way," said Daniel. "Have you got £2,000 I can borrow to fix my car? The back's fallen off of it."
"That is not a car, Daniel Jackson. It is air. Air is a mixture of...."
"I still can't believe that man would give me my McFlurry. I'm going to go and hurt him!" Here we go again!
