Good evening!
I've had this idea for a while, ever since reading 'ArachNOphobia' by Rhiime. It's awesome. Check it out.
I am so cruel...I think this is the first fic that's remotely...not above a K rating. It disturbs me...
Warning: Attempted Spider homicide (disgusting things :P)
Disclaimer: MUAHAHAHA! The idea of there being an Ultimate Jutsu like this is totally my idea. I think. I do not own Naruto. I don't feel very...crack-ish today...
Naruto was strolling down the street when he saw Ino practicing hand seals.
"Hey Ino!" He greeted cheerfully. "What're you doing?"
Ino looked up from the scroll she was studying long enough to glance at him before looking back down. "I found this scroll in daddy's closet and the jutsu looked pretty useful." Naruto skillfully ignored the dark glee on her face when she said that.
"What does it do?" He asked, leaning over to peek at the writing.
Ino snatched the scroll away and scowled. "Nuh-uh! You'll just hav'ta wait an' see!" Naruto gave an annoyed whine.
"Can't you just lemme have a peek?" Naruto pleaded.
"No!" The girl waved a finger in his face. "Such an ultimate jutsu must be exhibitioned, not passed around!"
Naruto didn't really know what 'exhibitioned' meant, but the denial made him puff out his cheeks. "Please? I promise I'll just read the title!" He tried again.
"No!" Ino was red-faced now. "Go away!" With that, she ran off to a more private area.
"Stupid girls." Naruto muttered.
"NARUTO!"
Naruto turned when he heard Ino calling his name. "WHAT?" He called back.
"I GOT IT! YOU WANNA SEE IT!" Naruto jumped up from his seat, excited.
"DAMN, OF COURSE!" He ran out of Ichiraku's, leaving a bemused Iruka with the bill.
Ino lead him to an abandoned training ground, where she got into a stance and started doing hand seals at a steady pace, a frown marring her face. "Ultimate Technique," she called, "Super Spider Destr-" Naruto leapt at her, interrupting her progress. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" She screamed, slapping him on the head.
"WHAT KIND OF 'ULTIMATE JUTSU' IS THAT?" Naruto screamed right back. "WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KILL ALL THE SPIDERS?"
"BECAUSE THEY'RE DISGUSTING!" Ino poked her tongue out. "DADDY SAID SPIDERS CAN KILL YOU!"
Naruto slapped his hands over his ears. "SPIDERS DID NOTHING TO YOU!" He screamed and ran off.
Ino huffed and prepared to do the jutsu over, but realised she had forgotten the sequence of hands seals. She pouted when she remembered she had had to return the scroll to her daddy's closet because he was looking for it. Looked like the destruction of an entire species would have to wait for another day. Ino shrugged. Too bad. She really wanted to see Shino's pet spider die...
W00T!
XD Oh wells...
More ideas are coming, even though I'm not getting any reviews...I think I'll go on temporary hiatus to get mah mojo back...
Review, please!
