The New You For Acme Loo

A Fan Fic By: Tesla2251

Chapter 1: Beauty Cream

" Attention students, I have an important anouncement. Tomorrow, all students are to attend school, no exceptions. Tomorrow, an state inspecter will be here to observe our daily activities, and he's a real stickler for attendence in his presence. So, tomorrow, no exceptons for tardies or absences. Thank you, that is all," said the principle on the speakers.
" I still don't know why you have to insist on all the students being here regardless of any ailments or prior engagments," he said the the person who stood in his office.
The inspector wore a light blue coat, and had a wine colored tie. His blonde hair was slicked back with hairgel and his neatly manicured hands drummed up and down lightly on the lid of his breifcase.
" Because how can I make sure that your students are actually learning anything unless I see all of them makin use of the lessons you teach here?" the inspector mused, trailing his fingers along the window as if trying to see an invisible layer of dust.
" What if a student goes missing?"
" Then you get marked down on my chart. I'll give one more chance for you to have all your students show up, or your school gets taken over by Perfecto Prep. At least they can show up on time," he said before leaving the office.
Bugs hopes that that wouldn't need to happen.

" Buster has not been noticing me as much all week," Babs griped to her friends Shriley and Fifi. The amazing three walked down the street as they talked about what was going on in their relationships.
" Like, I'm experiencing the same thing Babs. Plucky hasn't noticed me much, and I know why, or some junk. Like, he was looking at a much prettier loon. She was, like much prettier than I am. I wanted to hit him over the head with a mallet, but, he was right, or some junk. Like, he was right. Isn't that like mondo bizarro?" Shirley said.
" Eez not as bad as moi. Calamity has not, how you say, called me in three days. He usually calls me every two days," Fifi sighed.
" Why every two days?" Babs asked.
" Zee injuries from chasing Beeper," she replied.
" Beeper, HA! That coyote couldn't catch a cold if you sneezed on him," Babs chuckled. The fact that Calamity always failed to catch Little Beeper made her laugh.
" Take zat back, Barbra Ann Bunny, before I have to teach vous a lesson!" She wasn't going to let the comedic genius poke fun at her boyfriend, even if he hadn't talked to her in a while.
" You take that back, Lefume!" Babs shouted back, her pink fur turning red.
" Like, both of you knock it off," Shirley sighed, getting between the two, their negative vibes made her positive that if she didn't interveen they would be clobbering each other before long.
" Sorry, Feef. I guess I'm a little annoyed that Buster has barly noticed me all week," Babs sighed.
" Like, how can we improve our image to get them to notice us, or some junk?" Shirely mused.
" I know how," said a voice. The three looked up and saw a man standing next to a table. The table was piled high with small glass bottles, about the size of a jam jar. On each one was a lable marked, Acme Beauty Cream.
" I couldn't help but overhear your discusion about how your boyfriends are not noticing you girls. And, let me guess, they seem to be noticing other girls right?" he asked. The three nodded their heads in unison.
" Now I could just talk and talk, but I won't waste your time. If you want to attract your boyfriends like moths to a flame, I suggest you try this cream," he said, displaying the cream jar to the girls. He opened the lid and showed them the inside of the jar. The jar itself was light pink, while the cream inside was light blue.
" Inside this cream there are millions of nanobots. To give you an idea of how small 'nano' means, imagine comparing the size of the earth to a marble," he continued, taking a marble out of his pocket to show them how small nanobots were. The girls gasped at the scale of the machines said to inhabit the cream. He put the lid back on and continued.
" The size of the nano bots allows for the best facial changing results. These small machines can make a 50 year old woman look like she's 23. I kid you girl not, this is the cream for you. Here, take a free sample. If it's not the best facial cream you've ever applied, I'll eat my hat," he concluded, handing the small jar to Babs.
They walked off as the salesman went to another person to market the cream to.
" Wow, isn't science amazing?" Babs mused as she looked at the small jar.
" Like, mind blowing."
" Eez amazing, zee wonders of zee modern world never cease to amaze moi."
" Well, what do you say we try it on right now?" Babs asked.
" Why now, it's too late to go finding them. Like, we'd be out all night," Shirley mentioned, motioning to the sunset.
Babs looked at the jar instructions, and said," Why not apply it now? We'll see them tomorrow anyways. And if the cream makes us look as good as the salesman said it would, we'll get to see if the guys will fight to hold on to us." The image of the entire school trailing after them, with their boyfriends fighting them off made the three girls sigh.
" I'm in."
" Moi ezz in."
" Well ladies, we're not getting any younger, let's go for it."
Babs took the lid off and they reached in and took one hand full of the cream from the jar and applied the light blue cream on their face. They worked it into their fur. They didn't feel any different, and they didn't look different either.
" It says here, that effects can take effect in three hours," Babs said as she looked at the jar's instructions.
" Like, might as well get some rest before we knock the entire student body dead with our looks, some junk," Shirley sighed.
The three soon parted their seperate ways toward their homes. If they had taken the time, they would have read the warning on the label."Caution: Multiple users of different species may result in temporary transformation of users. One user per jar. Don't say we didn't warn you."

Buster lined up his shot, took acouple steps foreward and threw the ball down the lane. In a couple seconds, the polished ball struck the pins down in a thunderous roar that made the fur on the back of Buster's neck stand up.
" Another strike," he sighed with gratification, as he strolled to the other members of his team.
" We're the best team in the league," Plucky boasted.
" Of course we're the best, it's me doing the scoring," Buster joked. You could tell which throws Plucky bowled, with a clear pattern of 0's or 1's lined their scoreboard. Calamity growled.
[ Hey, I'm contributing too. I got more precise aim than you could ever hope to have.]
" Cal, while you can bowl with persicion, my scores all run on luck. That is something you don't have when it comes to catching roadrunners," Buster sighed, waving his feet at Calamity.
[ Who needs luck when you never fail to score direct hits all the time?]
At that moment, Little Beeper raced up and "Beep Beep"ed in Calamity's ear, sending the coyote rocketing into the ceiling, his impact made him shot through the ceiling, leaving him dangling by his neck. Little Beeper laughed and in a puff of smoke, was gone. Calamity pulled his head out of the ceiling and landed back in his seat, his fur covered in plaster dust.
" I supposed that was a direct hit?" Plucky chuckled.
[ Shut up.]
" This is a great time, one we couldn't have with the girls," Plucky sighed, ignoring Calamity.
" Girls...," Buster muttered. His ears then straightened up as he suddenly remembered something." I havn't spoken to Babsy for days."
This reminded the other two about their own relationships, and how they too had been ignoring their girlfriends.
" Oh boy, I wonder if Shirl is still steamed at me for that looking at that other girl," Plucky mused.
" I hope Babs didn't leave me for another guy."
[ What should we do?]
" Tomorrow, everyone has to show up at school regardless of any ailment. We can appologise there," Buster suggested.
" Great. Now, I just have to hope that Shirley doesn't fry me when I see her," Plucky sighed as he packed his ball away.
[ I'd take getting fried anyday.] He turned it around to show the other side[ My girlfriend might spray me till I pass out.]
" Better take a can of tomato juice with you tomorrow then," Buster chuckled. Calamity growled quietly.

The alarm clock in Babs'es, Shirley's, and Fifi's bedrooms went off and they all got up, albeit groggily. As they got dressed they barly noticed that they were missing a couple features.
When Shirley went to polish her beak, she suddenly noticed that her face was much shorter. She reached up and felt in place of her beak, a furry lapine face. Her dentition had also changed, two teeth now poked out of her mouth. She suddenly felt something twitch above her head. She reached up and felt two things poking out of her hair. She grabbed one and pulled on it. She let go when it pulled on her skin. Frightened by these changes, Shirley started to run for the bathroom, but she tripped over her own feet and fell to the floor. She looked back at her feet and saw that they had changed to resemble Babs feet. Her loon feet were gone, replaced with large bunny feet. Her feet were covered in soft fur instead of feathers. As she looked at her own body, she realized that every inch of her body was covered in white fur instead of feathers. She pulled herself up and looked in her bathroom mirror. A white bunny with her hair looked back at her. She screamed in terror at what she saw, at what she had become.
Babs grabbed her bows and started to reach up to tie them on the tips of her ears, but she couldn't find her ears. She placed her hands on her head to find them and felt two small ears in place of her bunny ears. As she felt the top of her head, she noticed that she had grown a little bit of hair on her normally bald head. As she busily explored the top of her head, she swore she felt movement coming from behind her. As she turned around, she felt her tail knock some stuff off on her dresser. She turned her head this time to look directly behind her and she saw a large skunk tail protruding from her spine in place of her normal bunny tail. It was like Fifi's tail, only it was pink furred instead of purple. As she went to look in her bedroom mirror she noticed that she felt unbalenced. At first she thought it was the huge tail that was attatched to her spine, but as she thought about it, she realized that her feet was what made her felt unbalenced. She looked down and saw her feet were much smaller than normal. Her feet looked like Fifi's, but they had her pink fur. She looked in the mirror and saw a pink skunk with her cloths staring back at her. Babs placed her hands over her mouth to try an smother out her scream, but it was no use. She screamed at what she had now become, the scariest thing known to most toons.
As Fifi gently combed the knotes out of her hair, she felt like she was missing something. She started to put on her bow when she noticed that something was strange with her fur. It felt harder, but still remained soft. She felt a tickle on her nose, fortelling an on-coming sneeze. She grabbed a hankercheif and went to apply it to her nose, but when she did, she hit the underside of her chin. She sneezed before she could actually refind her nose. As she felt her nose, she noticed it was much further away than before she went to sleep. Fifi peered down and saw a wide yellow orange feild below her line of vision. As she tapped it, it sounded solid, like it was attatched to her. She usually expected for her tail to friz out at this development, but she didn't feel her tail even move abit. She turned around saw that her tail had nearly disappeared, leaving only a stub like a ducks tail. Like Shirley. Fifi walked to the mirror to look at herself when she felt something strange going on with her feet. She looked down and wondered for a secodn why she was wearing her flippers. She then realized that those flippers where her feet. She carefully walked to her mirror, trying not to trip over her larger feet. When she looked up, she saw a purple loon wearing a pink bow in her hair and wearing her cloths. No wonder her fur felt so strange, she had feathers!" SACRE BLEU!" she wailed as she realized it was all true.
At the same time their parents came in to see what was wrong. But when their parents saw them, they grabbed them and tossed them out of the house, their mothers screaming," A robber, an intruder, get out!" and their fathers shouting," Get out!" While they screamed and shouted," Mom, Dad, it's me! Your daughter!", their parents threw them out and locked the door. The three girls sat on the grass of their lawn and just started to cry. Their parents had thrown them out, and they couldn't tell them it was them. Then, picking them selves up off the lawn, they went to track down the other girls, all unaware they were equally affected.