Being a Daishi pilot in Mechwarrior 4, I have often been teased about my mech. I have been called newbie, surat, and even freebirth (WHAT NERVE TO CALL SOMEONE FREEBIRTH!) Anyway, after destroying entire teams (yes, teams...as in like, 5 or more people at once!), I have made up this set of rules (and jokes) about daishis
hope you enjoy! :)
Rules:
1. Always remember, the name Daishi means "Great Death"
2. When piloting a small, light mech, never run up to a daishi to steal an enemy flag. You mech will be stomped on and flattened
3. Where as incoming fire has the right away to any other mechs, incoming fire must fullly yield to a Daishi. It must divert its course into another mechs cockpit. If it fails to, the person who sent the fire will be sent directly to intensive care. They cannot pass go, and they cannot collect their 200 C-Bills
4. Always remember... damage displays show a ratio of how much armor is left to how much armor the mechwarrior started with. Even if an enemy daishi is blinking red, just remember.... he still has more armor than your untouched mech.
5. Never get behind a daishi to try to punch through its rear armor. Its just as thick there as anywhere else.
6. If you team up on a daishi, your grave will be next to your best buddies.
7. Daishi's don't need coolant. They can get it from stepping into the spilled coolant of the enemies they have downed
8. If you don't shoot at a daishi, your considered smart in the pilots eyes. At least you won't die while cooking in the wave of heat you created
9. Scratching a Daishi's paint job is JUST a way to get yourself noticed... and killed... faster
10. A Daishi is a large, bulky mech.... PERFECT for conceling entire stars behind it when attacking a base (HINT HINT..... a nice little "REMINDER" to the =]MICROSOFT clan in MW4:Black Knight.... they sorta fell for that trick)
Some jokes.... (ok,ok...corny, I know) (These where made while i was using my daishi in MW4 online :) )
"Don't make me attack... I don't want to attack.... I'm too slow and lazy to attack!"
"Yes I'm a daishi... no I'm not a maskari on steroids..."
"Yes, a freebirth IS piloting this clan omnimech"
"No, brick walls cannot outrun me.... but they do give me stiff compitition"
"Anyone need a battering ram?"
"No, my daishi can NOT run through that moutian full of nukes..."
"No, I CAN'T kill someone if I load this thing with explosivies... HOW COULD I CATCH THEM?!"
"I'm the ONLY mech that can survive a vulture running up to me with full explosives and firing ALL of them at once. I'm just THAT good!"
Yea yea... stupid and corny. Anyway, If you want to email me, my nickname is {HA}Hellbringer (thats also my name on Mechwarrior Black KNight... but soon to change it to {BD}Hellbringer
If you want to email me about what you want to see on here, just email me at lynx@usaf.com or, if you see me on MW4, just send a few missles my way to get my attention. ;)
hope you enjoy! :)
Rules:
1. Always remember, the name Daishi means "Great Death"
2. When piloting a small, light mech, never run up to a daishi to steal an enemy flag. You mech will be stomped on and flattened
3. Where as incoming fire has the right away to any other mechs, incoming fire must fullly yield to a Daishi. It must divert its course into another mechs cockpit. If it fails to, the person who sent the fire will be sent directly to intensive care. They cannot pass go, and they cannot collect their 200 C-Bills
4. Always remember... damage displays show a ratio of how much armor is left to how much armor the mechwarrior started with. Even if an enemy daishi is blinking red, just remember.... he still has more armor than your untouched mech.
5. Never get behind a daishi to try to punch through its rear armor. Its just as thick there as anywhere else.
6. If you team up on a daishi, your grave will be next to your best buddies.
7. Daishi's don't need coolant. They can get it from stepping into the spilled coolant of the enemies they have downed
8. If you don't shoot at a daishi, your considered smart in the pilots eyes. At least you won't die while cooking in the wave of heat you created
9. Scratching a Daishi's paint job is JUST a way to get yourself noticed... and killed... faster
10. A Daishi is a large, bulky mech.... PERFECT for conceling entire stars behind it when attacking a base (HINT HINT..... a nice little "REMINDER" to the =]MICROSOFT clan in MW4:Black Knight.... they sorta fell for that trick)
Some jokes.... (ok,ok...corny, I know) (These where made while i was using my daishi in MW4 online :) )
"Don't make me attack... I don't want to attack.... I'm too slow and lazy to attack!"
"Yes I'm a daishi... no I'm not a maskari on steroids..."
"Yes, a freebirth IS piloting this clan omnimech"
"No, brick walls cannot outrun me.... but they do give me stiff compitition"
"Anyone need a battering ram?"
"No, my daishi can NOT run through that moutian full of nukes..."
"No, I CAN'T kill someone if I load this thing with explosivies... HOW COULD I CATCH THEM?!"
"I'm the ONLY mech that can survive a vulture running up to me with full explosives and firing ALL of them at once. I'm just THAT good!"
Yea yea... stupid and corny. Anyway, If you want to email me, my nickname is {HA}Hellbringer (thats also my name on Mechwarrior Black KNight... but soon to change it to {BD}Hellbringer
If you want to email me about what you want to see on here, just email me at lynx@usaf.com or, if you see me on MW4, just send a few missles my way to get my attention. ;)
