Disclaimer: I do not own 'Devil may cry'. I do not own Dante and Virgilnor do I own any of its characters. I only own my made up characters.
This is my first fan fiction, please be nice and I hope you would like it:)
"Man! I hate school," Dante complains while he pulled out a thin red textbook and furiously slammed the locker door shut.
"Cheer up Dante! School's just for…," Virgil squints at his blue wristwatch "seven hours… Before you know it we'll be hacking and slashing demons in a dark alleyway" Virgil tried to cheer Dante up.
In the background, walking past them a scrawny guy with round black-framed glasses and curly dark hair, with checked pants which were pulled up high to his upper-belly-button-area instantly paused in his tracks when he heard Virgil say 'hacking and slashing demons in a dark alleyway', with absolute curiosity the nosy geek moved towards the twins and started fiddling with a locker's combination, the locker which was next to Virgil's locker. Virgil who was leaning on his locker didn't notice the geeky guy behind him and continued talking to Dante.
It was the twins first day in their new college, Virgil is so excited and over hyped; Last night Virgil was running around their tiny apartment(which is also 'Devil May Cry') and packing his new blue backpack with knowledgeable stuff, and throwing money over huge school books.
While Virgil was so enthusiastic about college Dante's face was/is twisted into a frown since last night; complaining to his older twin how much he hated high school and vowed then to never go to college but Virgil wanted to be a college graduate instead of finishing his education till high school and starting a cheap, low job like opening a shop of devil hunting like Dante wanted to. But after long angry arguments, they agreed to each other by making a deal. The deal was: Dante has to go to college with Virgil and then after college they would go demon hunting together; and would continue fighting demons until midnight (ONLY UNTIL MIDNIGHT). Virgil agreed. Dante agreed (although internally cursing Virgil). Then it was settled. Deal Made. Case Closed.
"Dante it's not like I want to stay in scho…uh..I mean college forever; it's just that we're still in a maturely young age and we shouldn't always waste precious time constantly hunting and fighting demons," Virgil started to explain Dante about life and time, like a serious father would tell his bothersome playing-with-life-and-not-going-to-school son.
"Hello! Earth to Virgil!" Dante waved his hand in front of Virgil's astonished face.
"We're half-demons, immortals; in other words: we can't die, remember?" Dante nearly yelled.
Virgil was bothered by Dante's reaction and didn't want him to yell harder so he just disgustingly swiped off Dante's hand and continued "Of course I remember! I'm the older and the wiser one here!"
"Oh yeah! Then how can we" sarcastically making so-called gesture "'WASTE PRECIOUS TIME'!"
Behind them the hidden intruder listened and gasped at the Sparda twins loud arguments, still listening with one hand clutched on an 'Advanced Mathematics' reference book and the other hand on his mouth which was open in awe because he heard the word 'half-demons' and 'Immortals'. The nerd thought that these guys were freaks from the Looney bin or just plain weird.
"Okay well, maybe we aren't WASTING time…but going to college is a better way to SPEND time!" Virgil furiously yelled; it was a good thing for Virgil that nobody was around in the hallway or else people would have circled them and would've been chanting 'fight,fight,fight!' Virgil didn't want that happen at least not on their first day. But it was a wonder why the hallway was empty.
"And it's just two bloody years; two years are just gonna pass by like snapping of the fingers!" Virgil was now breathing fire.
Dante snapped his fingers like a miracle would occur
"hmmmm…" Dante rubbing his chin "why didn't these crappy two years fly by?
"Arrgghhhhh…" Virgil slapped his forehead in aggravation.
An irritated Virgil looks at his wristwatch one more time while looking at it widens his eyes "Oh shit! It's 8:20! We're Late, Class started 20 minutes ago! Shit! Shit! Shit!" with every 'shit' he hits his fist on the locker door, casting a small dent.
"So, we wasted time arguing that 'We're wasting time'?" Dante was leaning against his locker with crossed arms and a 'chilled' expression.
"Shut Up and stop acting stupid Dante! We're Late on our first day!" and unnoticing the sneaky freckle-faced intruder who was just behind him; Virgil quickly paces down the glossy white-polished floor hallway.
Dante jogs behind Virgil, following him.
hmmm... why's Dante following me? Virgil then decided to ask him "What's your first class Dan?"
"Ad Math." Dante simply replies.
"You mean, 'Advanced Mathematics'?" Virgil asked puzzled.
"Yeah that…" Dante nods.
"Great! That means we're having the first period together!" He Snatches Dante's arm and pulls him to the hallway on the right…little did they know that the sneaky geek also followed them…
Later in Ad Math Class
An elderly bald, fat male teacher who was once sitting started to bang the surface of the table with a white-board wiper to quite down the students who were cracking jokes and chatting.On the whiteboard was written 'Mr. Smith'
"Settle down class! Settle down! Today we will study about the 'The Mangoes Problem', I want t---- -
"'The Mangoes Problem'? What the hell is that!" Dante blurted out.
"I'll tell you kid, but first you have to shut your trap and listen carefully!"
Dante crosses his arms and sulks thinking---whoa this teacher's mean! He's telling me to shut my trap! No one tells me to shut my tra---I mean my mouth! Not even Verg----uh..forget it…
"Ok class before I was rudely interrupted…" glares at Dante "…students, I would like you to turn the pages of your math book to 102, chapter number 13, exercise number 11…
Dante saw Virgil eagerly flipping pages of his math book "This is getting interesting…"
Virgil who was sitting in front of Dante (and in the first row) leaned forward to pay attention to every word the fat blob was going to say.
Dante rolled his eyes and fidgeted hesitatingly in his seat thinking----interesting? Arrhhhhhhhhggg! I hate ad Math! I even hate the stupid, plain, simple math…but vergil...sheesh…he likes everything I hate!
The teacher with the bulging stomach coughed loudly and continued
"One night the King couldn't sleep, so he went down into the royal kitchen where he found a basket full of mangoes. He was hungry, so he ate 1/6 of the mango---
Virgil rises up his hand "Ummm, I was wonde--
"Be Quiet! Let me finish first!" bellowed the blob.
Virgil 'tsked' embarrassingly and rolled his eyes
Behind him he could hear Dante snickering evilly----Virgil, you smart mouth!
Virgil thought----why that bastard!
"Later that night, the Queen was hungry and she couldn't sleep….blah blah..blah" the teacher continued speaking his Gibberish…
"..Royal kitchen..blab blah blah …..Mangoes…blab blah ate….blahblab…princess ate the mangoes…..then...finally..blah blah dog ate ½ of mangoes….blah blahblbblahb..."
Dante could only hear the fat obnoxious teacher blabbering away continuously in the background and out of the blue a thought came to his mind---hmmm do cat eat mangoes? I don't know…hmmm…might as well ask vergy…
He leans forward and constantly pokes Virgil "Hey, Vergy..Vergy… unfortunately Virgil didn't seem to feel Dante's finger poking him in the back so Dante decided to raise his voice a little
"Hey Virgil you poopiehead!"
The teacher stopped suddenly when he heard 'poopiehead'; he was so infuriated that he looked as if he was about to explode any second---
"Sssshhhhh, quiet you troublemaker! You interrupted me three times, count em' THREE darn times! And that is the limit, mister!"
Dante surprisingly looked at the now red-as-brick faced teacher---oh my god! He looks like a fat red jelly! ----and snickers silently.
"And as a punishment you'll be the first to answer the question: How many mangoes were originally in the basket the night before?"
Dante stopped snickering "Huh?" He blinked---Oh shit! I don't know the damn answer! I wasn't paying attention! Arrghhh…
"Don't act as if you don't know the answer, young man!"
Dante's mind was swarming with total perplexity
"I—uh—he-but—I—umm…
Luckily Virgil comes to the rescue "Sir, I know the answer" rising up his hand politely "its '18', 18 mangoes were left in the basket because everyone ate three…" he said with total ease
Dante amazingly looked at Virgil. Virgil smiled (not evilly). Dante then grinned at him and thought---Wow! What is the world coming to? Firstly, the oddities of not getting a free coke with the 'free coke pizza deal'. Second, Christmas commercials coming in September and now Virgil coming to my rescue!...Life IS full of surprises.
The teacher stared at him for about 5 seconds then his moustache twitched and his once awful frown curved into a satisfied smile "Wow…quick thinking—uh…." Waiting to hear Virgil's name
"Virgil, sir; Virgil Sparda" Virgil quickly responds
"Quick thinking, Sparda. That was surely the fastest response I have ever seen in my class since…a long time ago…Virgil you have such a quick sharp thinking… I'm so proud of you..."The teacher's eyes gleamed with happiness. Everyone including Dante was shocked by the teacher's abrupt positive reaction towards Virgil while with the other students the teacher treated them roughly.
"Thank you, sir." Virgil grinned
Mr. Smith smiled at him gleefully and said "Since a certain someone left, this class has been dead…nobody took serious interest in my studies anymore"
"Oh, sorry to hear sir" Virgil pretended to look disheartened…
and succeeded.
Dante thinking with a bit of jealously---humph, Virgil should be in the dramatics class. He's always tryin to put on an act…
"The students took my class like it was a big joke..."
"But siiiiirrr, what about me? I am still your favorite student, right!" right in the front and next to Virgil sat the nosy geek who heard their private conversation earlier.
Smith looks at the geek and frowns a little "oh yes, except Ernie...only he took my studies seriously…anyway, Virgil, Welcome to the Ad Math Class…"
"But Sir, don't you mean 'Advanced Mathematics'?"
Dante thinking---Oh brother, not again!
Mr. Smith laughs "kid, where're you living? Still in the olden times…'Ad Math' is an abbreviation, my boy!
Dante groans---ughhhh…this teacher is full of cheese…
"Oh I see…" Virgil said sheepishly
"Yes, Virgil… despite the fact you interrupted me continuously…yet you have awakened me from sadness…
Virgil grinned and waited patiently for him to continue
"And as a reward I will dismiss the class early!"
"CLASS DIMISSED!" Mr. Smith announced
Virgil was now smiling from ear to ear
Everyone excluding Dante broke into a triumph "Whooooohooooooo! Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Whooooo!" then they jumped to their feet and dashed out the classroom door towards freedom
Except Dante who looked at Virgil shook his head and silently walked out with hands in his jeans pockets.
"Thank you, Sir." Virgil smiled at the teacher unnoticing Dante.
"Your most welcome, Virgil." The teacher patted him on the shoulder.
In the Hallway (after Virgil did some talking with the Mr. Smith)
Virgil walks out the classroom with a warm smile and sighed happily "what class next?" he asked himself.
Dante was leaning against the wall outside the Ad Math class; waiting for Virgil. When he saw him came out he pretended to look at the wall clock and then shifting his gaze at his brother he said "So, the 'Teacher's Pet' finally here?"
"Dante, stop acting childish, we're not in high school anymore." Virgil said----what's his problem?
Before Dante opened his mouth to respond; someone behind him grabbed his shoulder and said:
"Nice job Virgil!"
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