Cold sweat ran down the sharp features of the Jashinist as he shifted in his sleep. His eyes were moving rapidly behind closed lids as the horror continued. It had been a normal day at first, he had been in the middle of making a sacrifice when the woman he was sacrificing laughed as he slammed the pike through his chest. To say this was disturbing would be an out right understatement.
Hazel eyes shimmered as a cheesier cat like grin came to her lips, one of her eyebrows quirked upwards as she watched the silver haired man grow more and more frustrated. Growing ever so brave she stuck her tongue out between her pouty lips and had the nerve to laugh.
An indignant noise of utter agitation past the priests lips and he decided the method of sacrificing he was using wasn't going to work. Now as he was deep in thought, an idea struck him. Smirking he stalked forward, with the grace of a panther. If the woman wanted to fight dirty, he would more than happy to oblige.
Surprise came to her features as she jumped down from the rock that had been her perch, approaching him her face set in a now determined glare she circled him, similar to the way a cat would circle a mouse. The phrase ' If you mess with the bull you get the horns' came to mind, but this bothered her little she was too caught up in the game that had sparked.
Like a tightly coiled spring, he leapt at her and in a swift movement had her pinned to the hard warm ground. His amethyst hued eyes narrowed as the woman lay perfectly still, but then with the speed of a hawk the tables were turned and he himself wad pinned beneath her weight.
Now Hidan usually wasn't one to get uncomfortable. But this situation was unlike any other he had ever been in. He was snapped back into awareness when a pair of lips were pressed against his. Eye widening the Jashinist let out a blood curdling scream and suddenly came crashing off of his bed and landed in a messy heap on the hard floor of his bed room. Wait his bed room? It had only been a dream?!
Exhaling Hidan barely had time to stand before he was knocked flat on his ass by Kakuzu's fist.
"The fuck?!" he shouted
The angry miser glared at him and looked up from where he was counting his bounty money. Then he replied in a growl like voice.
" I told you Hidan, don't read those damned fanfictions before going to bed! They give you nightmares.
Hidan opened his mouth to speak, but quickly closed it. Because Kakuzu was right.
Me.: Uh Hidan?
Hidan:….
Me: Well, what do you think?
Hidan * shudders*
Me: Uh Hida-chan?
Hidan: You are one sick twisted woman…
Me: your point
Hidan: * Smirk* I like that
Me: * Passes out*
Hidan: Was it something I said?REVIEW PLEASE!
