X-men belong to me, so don't sue. I gots nothin'.
This is my first time at the humour thing. So no bash'n, got that bub?
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PICK YOUR NOSE WITH AN ADAMANTIUM CLAW?
By ME
Have you ever
Tried to pick your nose with adamantium claws?
Wax the blue fur under your arms?
Stick your tongue to a guy who calls himself Iceman. There must be a reason for the nameI just can't put my tongue on it. It's frozen to Bobby
Try to read your mother's mind to see what you got for christmas, only to get an update on her sex lifeFirst hand
Sing in the rain during a lightning storm, especially when a certain someone is pissed at you.
Worn your sunglasses where the sun don't shine?
Killed someone everytime you gave em a pat on the shoulder.
Competed in a math contest against a big fury blue man..
Been able to travel all over the world in your mind, but not be able to walk 2 steps outta your wheelchair?
Been in love with a girl who chooses a taller, better looking guy than you?
Looked at the hot chick beside the short, burly man before you enter a store, and when you cam out found three, evenly spaced punctures in your tire instead of one?
Wondered who keeps the spandex companies in business?
Tried to toilet train Sabertooth?
Thought French men were too sissy to fight crime? (no offence)
Accidently blow a skylight in a public building while it's still populated?
Wondered why the X-Men don't go to church. Jesus wouldn't like that.
Try to cross a mean looking Canadian?
Wished you were Deadpool?
Tried to style your hair like Logan's, only to remember that you're a woman, and electrolysis took care of your facial hair problem long ago
Considered buying Storm some coloured contacts so her white eyes don't scare the shit outta your childrenand you.
Wondered what Gambit's name would be if he joined the Spice Girls?
Wondered if Tom Green is secretly an X-men, with mutation powers to gross the hell out of people..
Wondered when this list is going to end?
Now REVIEW this you snot-spilling barf licker,
Actually, you can review it if you want. No hard feel'ns about the name calling, eh?
