Sasha: YAY! Back with another Fanfic. This one really sucks...

Amu: Huh, you say that NOW

Sasha: What?

Amu: What your FACE? *laughs hysterically*

Sasha: Huh, that doesn't even make any... oh, I give up.

Amu: Yeah, that's right bitch.

Sasha: ANYWAY... I'm taking suggestions from my non-existent readers. What Buono! song should I do next?

Amu: You should do... FUCK YOU!

Sasha: ... that's a Lily Allen song you idiot.

Amu: Oh, you did not just go there and call me names bitch!

Sasha: I take it you were out late with Ikuto?

Amu: Oh yeah you'd like that, wouldn't you? Amuto fan-service...

Sasha: Ok, she's drunk.

Amu: DAMN RIGHT I AM!

Rima: WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT ME?

Sasha: *Drops bag of Hagrid's rock cakes on their heads*. FINALLY! They Die.


KOKORO NO TAMAGO

Hop Step Jump
Drew Draw Drawn
Chip Syrup Whipped cream
There are many things,

The pink egg, the blue egg and the green egg.
They're who I wanna be, right?

Hop Step Jump,
Drew Draw Drawn,
Chip Syrup Whipped Cream,
That I wanna be,

Honest and athletic,
Cool, independent and arty,
Caring and domestically skilled…
Is that really what I want to be?

They call me calm, cool strong to the extraordinary;
Everybody says I'm popular,
But the truth that's not the real me;
I'm just an ordinary girl

They call me the "Cool n' Spicy" student of Seiyo Elementary.
They say I'm popular, and that I have a boyfriend from France.
I'm not like that.
I'm just a normal girl.

I wish I could just get rid
Of all this pressure and be myself,
But they'd all say,
It's out of character,
Help me to unlock my heart!

I want to be myself, my true self.
But I can't. They wouldn't accept me.
I wish I could show how I feel…

Just be who you wanna be inside;
Your guardian characters are with you
Just do it the way you wanna do it;
It'll be OK, really!

A couple of days ago I wished for help to find my true self, and I woke up to find three eggs in my bed.
They hatched into my guardian characters, or who I want to be,
Since then I've gradually been showing how I really feel.
Strangely, I feel like everything will be alright.

Just be who you want to be inside;
Having only one style would be boring,
Do it the way you wanna do it;
You can do anything

Yes, I'm definitely becoming myself.
I've also realised how boring my "Cool n' Spicy" character is…

Miki Ran and Su have shown me I can do anything!

Sometimes, everyone wishes,
That they could be a different version of themselves,
So I wanna grow and help this new me,
And I course I'll be down sometimes,

The Guardians, Hotori Tadase-kun, Fujisaki Nadeshiko-chan, Yuiki Yaya-chan and Souma Kukai-kun all have Guardian Characters too. They only have one, while I have three… I wonder why?

They gave birth to theirs after that wished to become different from how they were, or to get better at something.

Kiseki, Tadase-kun's Guardian Character shows Tadase-kun's dream; to become king of the world.

He has such a princely figure… *sigh* he wouldn't like me…

Everybody is supposed to have an egg
Hidden deep inside their hearts,
Don't let them mark you as good or bad
Lock onto the negative heart

According to a book T-tadase… Tadase-kun lent me everyone has and egg inside their hearts.

Sometimes, when a child doubts themself and gives up on their dreams the Hearts Egg turns into an "X-Egg".
These X-Eggs can cause lots of trouble, but I can Character Change with Miki, Ran or Su to use "Negative heart, LOCK ON!" and make them pure again.

Just live life the way you wanna live it;
You don't need to worry,
It's okay to take a break sometimes,
Don't try too hard!

No one else can Character Change. I'm the only one.
The Guardians have titles: Tadase-kun, King's Chair, Nadeshiko-chan, Queen's Chair, Kukai, Jack's Chair, Yaya, Ace's Chair and me, Amu Hinamori, Joker's Chair.

Just live life the way you wanna live it;
The adults don't understand,
Follow the path that you believe in,
Who cares if you make a mistake?

We all got guardian characters because we wanted help.
They guide us onto the path that we believe in.
Apparently adults don't have guardian characters.
That's why The Guardians are all kids.

Just be who you wanna be inside,
Having only one style would be boring,
Do it the way that you wanna do it,
You can do anything!

Anyway, what I've been trying to say is that the Guardian Characters are who we want to be, and they exist to help us reach our dreams.

I know that
Hop Step Jump,
Drew Draw Drawn,
Chip Syrup Whipped Cream,
There are many things,

I still can't choose one thing I want to be…

Hop Step Jump,
Drew Draw Drawn,
Chip Syrup Whipped Cream,
That I wanna be

But for now, I guess, I want to be myself


Sasha: Oh, crap I just realised that when I finish and put the chapters in the right order, the things at the start and end will be all messed up-

Amu: *SCREAMS* I'M AWAKE! SORRY NAKAIDO-SENSEI!

Sasha: -.- anyway, people reading this as the first chapter of the mix of oneshots, THESE BITS ARE MESSED UP! SORRY!

Amu: YEAH YOU BETTER BE!

Sasha: *backs into corner* oh em gee, I'm soo scared, it's gonna kill me...

Amu: DAMN STRAIGHT BITCH! *uses patronus charm*

Sasha: Why are you using a charm from Harry Potter on me?

Amu: Why did you knock me out with Hagrid's cakes?

Hagrid: Why did you not eat my cakes?

Sasha: Why are you here?

Hagrid: Because. And why did young Amu there use a patrous charm on a human? It wont work, yeh silly girl.

Sasha: *Sigh*